oatmaster
@oatmaster.bsky.social
Dial-up internet survivor. Non-binary. Fan of good things . All pronouns welcome. ND (now official!) enby. 💛🤍💜🖤🏴 the best version of me
Was this a deliberate pun on, "just the facts, ma'am"? If so I appreciated it. Otherwise please forgive me for butting in.
February 16, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Was this a deliberate pun on, "just the facts, ma'am"? If so I appreciated it. Otherwise please forgive me for butting in.
Finding the crassness quite funny now.
February 16, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Finding the crassness quite funny now.
Bare minimum don't post to a whatsapp group with your ex in that you've just had the best valentine's day of your entire life, particularly when you spent several of them with the aforementioned ex.
February 16, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Bare minimum don't post to a whatsapp group with your ex in that you've just had the best valentine's day of your entire life, particularly when you spent several of them with the aforementioned ex.
lol you call that uncivil? you must be new to internet
February 16, 2026 at 2:13 PM
lol you call that uncivil? you must be new to internet
Beautiful to see these natural behaviours in the wild
February 16, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Beautiful to see these natural behaviours in the wild
Supposed to be going to the pub later. I don't want to be the person who cancels but I won't be disappointed if it gets cancelled.
February 16, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Supposed to be going to the pub later. I don't want to be the person who cancels but I won't be disappointed if it gets cancelled.
I have kids and I think it's a fucking stupid idea
February 16, 2026 at 8:11 AM
I have kids and I think it's a fucking stupid idea
If only he'd gone into comedy like most other former doctors
February 16, 2026 at 7:54 AM
If only he'd gone into comedy like most other former doctors
The roads sometimes approach lockdown levels of bliss
February 16, 2026 at 6:23 AM
The roads sometimes approach lockdown levels of bliss
If you're on blood pressure meds they can randomly start causing a persistent dry cough
February 15, 2026 at 5:18 PM
If you're on blood pressure meds they can randomly start causing a persistent dry cough
Good lord she's a boring writer. No way are her subscribers actually getting through all that
February 15, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Good lord she's a boring writer. No way are her subscribers actually getting through all that
"Who is 'Attractive' and to what do they object?"
February 15, 2026 at 12:02 PM
"Who is 'Attractive' and to what do they object?"
I'm not going to mash up some additional corned beef to inject into them.
February 15, 2026 at 10:50 AM
I'm not going to mash up some additional corned beef to inject into them.
Your very own personal secretary with questionable judgement and an unknown agenda. Sign me up!
February 14, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Your very own personal secretary with questionable judgement and an unknown agenda. Sign me up!