OB Werm
@ob-werm.bsky.social
I'm uhhhhhh I stream sometimes over at https://www.twitch.tv/ob_werm
Yes, it should be illegal for Peter Stormare to do Call of Duty commercials. However, it is a moral failing of us all that he has to do this to survive. I support a global tax that sends all the money directly to Pete. Maybe 12% of yearly income.
November 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Yes, it should be illegal for Peter Stormare to do Call of Duty commercials. However, it is a moral failing of us all that he has to do this to survive. I support a global tax that sends all the money directly to Pete. Maybe 12% of yearly income.
Guy who has been barely following the news sending this photo in the group chat:
Fellas I think I'm trying to become autistic
Fellas I think I'm trying to become autistic
September 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Guy who has been barely following the news sending this photo in the group chat:
Fellas I think I'm trying to become autistic
Fellas I think I'm trying to become autistic
steve harvey voice "they're named after hwhat from Naked Lunch?"
September 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
steve harvey voice "they're named after hwhat from Naked Lunch?"
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2025 Political Rising Stars To Keep An Eye On
August 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
2025 Political Rising Stars To Keep An Eye On
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okay so it's called a labubu, it's a stuffed toy creature that has become the topic of many arguments about consumerism and- *snaps my fingers* hey are you even listening to me
karl marx, tied to a chair: can you show me the short film of the young man doing a backflip at the doughnut shop again
karl marx, tied to a chair: can you show me the short film of the young man doing a backflip at the doughnut shop again
August 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
okay so it's called a labubu, it's a stuffed toy creature that has become the topic of many arguments about consumerism and- *snaps my fingers* hey are you even listening to me
karl marx, tied to a chair: can you show me the short film of the young man doing a backflip at the doughnut shop again
karl marx, tied to a chair: can you show me the short film of the young man doing a backflip at the doughnut shop again
was that Twitter account from a decade ago where the guy would have "AI" write scripts a fucking psyop this whole time?
July 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
was that Twitter account from a decade ago where the guy would have "AI" write scripts a fucking psyop this whole time?
They have yet to make a bad movie that's a hour and 56 minutes. They save that number for the best of them
June 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
They have yet to make a bad movie that's a hour and 56 minutes. They save that number for the best of them
mom caught me making gorilla goo on the patio again. shes on the phone with my dad right now. they haven't talked in 4 years. im so fucking scared...
June 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
mom caught me making gorilla goo on the patio again. shes on the phone with my dad right now. they haven't talked in 4 years. im so fucking scared...
white people when that credit card debt hit
May 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
white people when that credit card debt hit
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“reality tv is inherently fascist” is my most consistently vindicated hot take of all time
Kristi Noem has been working with the producer of “Duck Dynasty” to pitch a reality TV show—titled “The American”—where immigrants will compete in a string of challenges across the country “for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship,” according to a new report.
Noem Plots Reality Show Where Migrants Fight for Citizenship
A Homeland Security official told the Daily Beast that the show is in the early stages of vetting, though approval has not been given—or denied.
www.thedailybeast.com
May 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
“reality tv is inherently fascist” is my most consistently vindicated hot take of all time
Just saw someone on YouTube say that there problem with Severance is it's "not rewarding to watch." The video essayists long for the skinner box.
May 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Just saw someone on YouTube say that there problem with Severance is it's "not rewarding to watch." The video essayists long for the skinner box.
fixing america by setting up an online store that sells shirts of Minnie mouse covered in tattoos saying "do I look like I give a fuck" and when anyone makes an order I send them a box of live Japanese hornets
May 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
fixing america by setting up an online store that sells shirts of Minnie mouse covered in tattoos saying "do I look like I give a fuck" and when anyone makes an order I send them a box of live Japanese hornets
At a grad ceremony and they're feeding all the unclaimed diplomas to a dog. The dog looks very sick. They say the dog likes this and is their mascot and that he gets paid to do this. They are saying this over the loudspeaker.
May 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
At a grad ceremony and they're feeding all the unclaimed diplomas to a dog. The dog looks very sick. They say the dog likes this and is their mascot and that he gets paid to do this. They are saying this over the loudspeaker.
Apparently Katy Perry shit herself in the space ship and it smelled so bad they had to turn around the space ship. A friend at amazon told me this.
April 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Apparently Katy Perry shit herself in the space ship and it smelled so bad they had to turn around the space ship. A friend at amazon told me this.
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A Brief Guide To Twitch Streams
April 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
A Brief Guide To Twitch Streams
I beg my captor to let me use the phone one last time. Sympathetic, they hand me the phone. I immediately open X and tweet: "Dudes be wanting a girl that screams in bed while they look like an olmec head trying not to moan." I smile. They smile. They are ready to kill me.
April 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I beg my captor to let me use the phone one last time. Sympathetic, they hand me the phone. I immediately open X and tweet: "Dudes be wanting a girl that screams in bed while they look like an olmec head trying not to moan." I smile. They smile. They are ready to kill me.
When the homeless man outside dollar tree begins to yell at you, do not speed walk away. Sit your renting ass down and listen. Might learn you something.
April 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
When the homeless man outside dollar tree begins to yell at you, do not speed walk away. Sit your renting ass down and listen. Might learn you something.
We gotta do something about the radio. Just had a classic rock station hard cut from "Tiny Dancer" to "Kryptonite." This is mass psychological warfare.
February 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
We gotta do something about the radio. Just had a classic rock station hard cut from "Tiny Dancer" to "Kryptonite." This is mass psychological warfare.
Every few months the news will just make up a position in government and hang the responsibility of fixing our republic around their neck. "The fate of our Democracy Rests in the Hands of the Master Saluditorian." Who the fuck is that
February 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Every few months the news will just make up a position in government and hang the responsibility of fixing our republic around their neck. "The fate of our Democracy Rests in the Hands of the Master Saluditorian." Who the fuck is that
Girlfriend threw out my spit up bib that had joe biden on it because I tried to make her niece wear it she says she was upset that I hadn't washed it first buy yeah we know the truth
February 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Girlfriend threw out my spit up bib that had joe biden on it because I tried to make her niece wear it she says she was upset that I hadn't washed it first buy yeah we know the truth
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SHIVERS FOREVER BAYBEEEE
January 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
SHIVERS FOREVER BAYBEEEE
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Rejoice, rejoice!
January 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Rejoice, rejoice!
Listen, I get that "capitalism has the ability to subsume all critiques into itself," but this shit is getting ridiculous.
January 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Listen, I get that "capitalism has the ability to subsume all critiques into itself," but this shit is getting ridiculous.
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It’s easy to clown on the New York Times but “This eventually led to my divorce” is the keystone to basically every piece of news nowadays
January 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It’s easy to clown on the New York Times but “This eventually led to my divorce” is the keystone to basically every piece of news nowadays