And he was the BETTER option in that election

Not best. Not even, like, good. Just better than the other fucking guy.

The irony of the man’s dogshit grammar while he crows about his own intelligence

Just the Dunning Kruger of it all — would be funny if he wasn’t the fucking President

Oh the way that software tells you what it thinks you want to hear would *absolutely* feed into the depression and ideation spiral. I don’t think that’s morbid so much as a great reason for this shit shouldn’t exist.

That’s the WORST. Sorry you gotta deal with that.

Is it not an option to just not pay the current rent since he’s screwing you over anyway?

Started early, too. Like the time when I was probably less than 2 years old and I tried to use a key to unlock an electrical socket. Browned out the neighborhood, caused a small fire. But I happened to be holding the keys by the rubber ET key fob, so I was fine.

Same, lol

I like to joke that we are all functionally immortal, because ipso facto nothing’s killed us

…yet

Grandma died relatively young for some reason

I’m the youngest of four from a parent who has twelve siblings who also had multiples of offspring

The weave is loose, though, at least in my branch. But when it comes together, it’s a lot, yeah.

What? No. What is that? Is it like a rack?

Congrats for the back mess improvement though! That’s a big deal!

I loved HER. She was so giddy and full of joy to be in a Star Wars movie! It was beautiful to see.

And these fucking worthless garbage bags killed that with their racist, sexist and pointless nerd rage.

I’ll never forgive them.

I wasn’t even trying to get in on his food, I just appreciate the scented air lol

But I got him and everyone in the house some tea for Christmas so I guess he wanted to reciprocate.

Faces look ugly when you’re alone

I was fully on board right up to the end there lol

The dice have spoken. I will be having a third delicious taco.

Ludicrous. Buying eight celery sticks?!