PhantasMal
@ogmalcontent79.bsky.social
Artist, currently working toward a voiceover career.
I don’t understand why my earbuds don’t deliver the same volume in each of them. I keep having to switch for better results and it’s like why tho (because I’m sure you’re tired of me saying, I’m fully deaf in my right ear).
January 2, 2026 at 8:09 AM
I don’t understand why my earbuds don’t deliver the same volume in each of them. I keep having to switch for better results and it’s like why tho (because I’m sure you’re tired of me saying, I’m fully deaf in my right ear).
You’re using Helvetica, Alberta College of the Arts. You’re not inspiring confidence just because you made one word upside down in your branding.
(Nothing WRONG with Helvetica per se, but it’s a college of the arts using an extremely safe font. And they’re in Alberta.)
(Nothing WRONG with Helvetica per se, but it’s a college of the arts using an extremely safe font. And they’re in Alberta.)
January 2, 2026 at 5:57 AM
You’re using Helvetica, Alberta College of the Arts. You’re not inspiring confidence just because you made one word upside down in your branding.
(Nothing WRONG with Helvetica per se, but it’s a college of the arts using an extremely safe font. And they’re in Alberta.)
(Nothing WRONG with Helvetica per se, but it’s a college of the arts using an extremely safe font. And they’re in Alberta.)
It’s so funny watching someone consume older media and relate it to newer instead of the proper chronology.
“Oh, this scene in Jaws is like what happened in Piraña 3DD” or telling someone their parent looks like them.
“Oh, this scene in Jaws is like what happened in Piraña 3DD” or telling someone their parent looks like them.
January 2, 2026 at 12:57 AM
It’s so funny watching someone consume older media and relate it to newer instead of the proper chronology.
“Oh, this scene in Jaws is like what happened in Piraña 3DD” or telling someone their parent looks like them.
“Oh, this scene in Jaws is like what happened in Piraña 3DD” or telling someone their parent looks like them.
Same — but also, the accuracy!
fuck it HURTS that I understand this
Scott Adams is the Dave Sim of Jim Davises.
January 2, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Same — but also, the accuracy!
Okay Wonder Man trailer
I was… wondering, man
But yeah it’s not just a meta thing, the dude’s got powers.
I was… wondering, man
But yeah it’s not just a meta thing, the dude’s got powers.
January 1, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Okay Wonder Man trailer
I was… wondering, man
But yeah it’s not just a meta thing, the dude’s got powers.
I was… wondering, man
But yeah it’s not just a meta thing, the dude’s got powers.
Lol jfc caught a full-ass three day ban from Reddit to start the year off
I won’t make you guess why but brace yourself
It was for criticizing Star Wars fans for being absolute shitheads to Kelly Marie Tran
Someone reported me for harassment for this
Not beating the allegations, Star Wars fans
I won’t make you guess why but brace yourself
It was for criticizing Star Wars fans for being absolute shitheads to Kelly Marie Tran
Someone reported me for harassment for this
Not beating the allegations, Star Wars fans
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Lol jfc caught a full-ass three day ban from Reddit to start the year off
I won’t make you guess why but brace yourself
It was for criticizing Star Wars fans for being absolute shitheads to Kelly Marie Tran
Someone reported me for harassment for this
Not beating the allegations, Star Wars fans
I won’t make you guess why but brace yourself
It was for criticizing Star Wars fans for being absolute shitheads to Kelly Marie Tran
Someone reported me for harassment for this
Not beating the allegations, Star Wars fans
How about we do the uprisings and guillotines and shit early in the year so we can spend the rest of the time enjoying the redistribution of wealth and elimination of the billionaire class
January 1, 2026 at 8:17 AM
How about we do the uprisings and guillotines and shit early in the year so we can spend the rest of the time enjoying the redistribution of wealth and elimination of the billionaire class
I made it!
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE WOOO
I thought I might try to get out to be with people for the occasion but turns out… not so much.
Can’t say I love this development but also … this is what happens, why am I surprised
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE WOOO
I thought I might try to get out to be with people for the occasion but turns out… not so much.
Can’t say I love this development but also … this is what happens, why am I surprised
January 1, 2026 at 8:10 AM
I made it!
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE WOOO
I thought I might try to get out to be with people for the occasion but turns out… not so much.
Can’t say I love this development but also … this is what happens, why am I surprised
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE WOOO
I thought I might try to get out to be with people for the occasion but turns out… not so much.
Can’t say I love this development but also … this is what happens, why am I surprised
Roomie cooked up some chicken with his fancy middle eastern spices and gave me a couple pieces after I complimented him on how good the smells were.
Even cold, it was SO GOOD y’all
Even cold, it was SO GOOD y’all
January 1, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Roomie cooked up some chicken with his fancy middle eastern spices and gave me a couple pieces after I complimented him on how good the smells were.
Even cold, it was SO GOOD y’all
Even cold, it was SO GOOD y’all
Folks, there’s a nonzero chance I’ll be passed out by countdown time so I’ll just say Happy New Year now, and best wishes to all for 2026.
I know 2025 wasn’t necessarily great for some of us, so here’s drinking to better days ahead.
I know 2025 wasn’t necessarily great for some of us, so here’s drinking to better days ahead.
January 1, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Folks, there’s a nonzero chance I’ll be passed out by countdown time so I’ll just say Happy New Year now, and best wishes to all for 2026.
I know 2025 wasn’t necessarily great for some of us, so here’s drinking to better days ahead.
I know 2025 wasn’t necessarily great for some of us, so here’s drinking to better days ahead.
Annoying to be hungry but not for any particular craving
Guess I’ll just eat graham crackers and corn flakes then idk, brain
Guess I’ll just eat graham crackers and corn flakes then idk, brain
January 1, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Annoying to be hungry but not for any particular craving
Guess I’ll just eat graham crackers and corn flakes then idk, brain
Guess I’ll just eat graham crackers and corn flakes then idk, brain
Last lights 2025 from Vancouver
January 1, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Last lights 2025 from Vancouver
Jfc it’s a quarter past 3pm and places are already completely slammed
I want to be social but no thanks to THAT superspreader action
I want to be social but no thanks to THAT superspreader action
December 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Jfc it’s a quarter past 3pm and places are already completely slammed
I want to be social but no thanks to THAT superspreader action
I want to be social but no thanks to THAT superspreader action
Jfc I am not going to yell at Marc Cuban today. I am on vacation.
December 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Jfc I am not going to yell at Marc Cuban today. I am on vacation.
Do I want to go out tonight? Kinda don’t. Maybe I’ll pick a nearby spot for like just around the countdown.
December 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Do I want to go out tonight? Kinda don’t. Maybe I’ll pick a nearby spot for like just around the countdown.
I say this all the time and I have to say it is oddly gratifying that such a luminary as Ann Leckie also arrived at the same phrases
D1) again, this is difficult to pull off at longer lengths. But you don't get good at a thing by not doing it.
E) YOU DON'T GET GOOD AT A THING BY NOT DOING IT done is better than perfect. Don't worry so much about "practicing right" just practice. You can adjust as you need as you go on.
E) YOU DON'T GET GOOD AT A THING BY NOT DOING IT done is better than perfect. Don't worry so much about "practicing right" just practice. You can adjust as you need as you go on.
December 31, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I say this all the time and I have to say it is oddly gratifying that such a luminary as Ann Leckie also arrived at the same phrases
Wow, I did not know Brigitte Bardot was such a piece of shit
This was largely a function of her being almost entirely irrelevant to my existence. I didn’t even hear she’d died until a few minutes ago.
But still, wow.
This was largely a function of her being almost entirely irrelevant to my existence. I didn’t even hear she’d died until a few minutes ago.
But still, wow.
December 31, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Wow, I did not know Brigitte Bardot was such a piece of shit
This was largely a function of her being almost entirely irrelevant to my existence. I didn’t even hear she’d died until a few minutes ago.
But still, wow.
This was largely a function of her being almost entirely irrelevant to my existence. I didn’t even hear she’d died until a few minutes ago.
But still, wow.
Hey I’ve taken pictures
December 31, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Hey I’ve taken pictures
Add McKenna Grace to the list of young actors who should not be adults to my brain, yet are so it always catches me off guard
December 31, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Add McKenna Grace to the list of young actors who should not be adults to my brain, yet are so it always catches me off guard
That thing I keep seeing dudes brusquely show up to an eatery and wordlessly shove their phones into the workers’ faces.
This is one of the reasons I can’t do certain jobs. I would absolutely do the pencil trick on someone who tried that with me.
This is one of the reasons I can’t do certain jobs. I would absolutely do the pencil trick on someone who tried that with me.
December 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
That thing I keep seeing dudes brusquely show up to an eatery and wordlessly shove their phones into the workers’ faces.
This is one of the reasons I can’t do certain jobs. I would absolutely do the pencil trick on someone who tried that with me.
This is one of the reasons I can’t do certain jobs. I would absolutely do the pencil trick on someone who tried that with me.
What are we gonna do when eggshells are so fragile they collapse under their own weight
Have y’all noticed eggshells are weaker than they used to be? It’s a thing!
Have y’all noticed eggshells are weaker than they used to be? It’s a thing!
December 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
What are we gonna do when eggshells are so fragile they collapse under their own weight
Have y’all noticed eggshells are weaker than they used to be? It’s a thing!
Have y’all noticed eggshells are weaker than they used to be? It’s a thing!
Man got a real artist to paint other real artists from life for a sequence that I almost missed because my fuckin bladder
I have so much respect for this man.
I have so much respect for this man.
Our gorgeous #WakeUpDeadMan end credit portraits, painted from life by Isabella Watling. We’re still in theaters, see my pinned post for a theater finder!
December 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Man got a real artist to paint other real artists from life for a sequence that I almost missed because my fuckin bladder
I have so much respect for this man.
I have so much respect for this man.
I have so many chores to do today. 😞
It’s not REALLY that bad, it’s normal stuff like laundry and tidying — just that I’d much rather be lazy on my time off
It’s not REALLY that bad, it’s normal stuff like laundry and tidying — just that I’d much rather be lazy on my time off
December 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I have so many chores to do today. 😞
It’s not REALLY that bad, it’s normal stuff like laundry and tidying — just that I’d much rather be lazy on my time off
It’s not REALLY that bad, it’s normal stuff like laundry and tidying — just that I’d much rather be lazy on my time off
Apropos of a few ladies from ago randomly popping back up in the last week or so
Wanna read something insane? In retrospect I had way stronger game than I ever realized. But a very sick person got her claws in me and caused so much damage, it took years to sort out — and I’m still janky.
Wanna read something insane? In retrospect I had way stronger game than I ever realized. But a very sick person got her claws in me and caused so much damage, it took years to sort out — and I’m still janky.
December 30, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Apropos of a few ladies from ago randomly popping back up in the last week or so
Wanna read something insane? In retrospect I had way stronger game than I ever realized. But a very sick person got her claws in me and caused so much damage, it took years to sort out — and I’m still janky.
Wanna read something insane? In retrospect I had way stronger game than I ever realized. But a very sick person got her claws in me and caused so much damage, it took years to sort out — and I’m still janky.
The spank game broke a million, y’all!
Probably like half of those were in-house lol but still
Probably like half of those were in-house lol but still
December 30, 2025 at 6:09 AM
The spank game broke a million, y’all!
Probably like half of those were in-house lol but still
Probably like half of those were in-house lol but still