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PhantasMal
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Artist, currently working toward a voiceover career.
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Oh, I figured it out: I was confusing him with John Cain.

I mean, I still thought he was dead, but there was a whole-ass other old fart
I’m gonna be honest, I thought Cheney was already dead. I thought he’d been dead for a *while*. Like this is a definite Mandela Effect moment for me.
I need to go handle some chores and errands but YouTube keeps showing me kittens
Not sure what triggered it

Might have been the mustard and onions nonsense, lol

“Sex and Candy” by Marcy Playground #earworm
I’m gonna be honest, I thought Cheney was already dead. I thought he’d been dead for a *while*. Like this is a definite Mandela Effect moment for me.
No bueno

Hopefully it will pass quick
How in this advanced year of 2025 does anyone not know to not microwave fish

How
If you don’t know, Marvel’s Canada is home to insane natural, supernatural, and mad government scientific threats. Even I don’t know if the comics ever explained this.
Watching someone react to LOGAN and am reminded of a thought I had years ago: I kinda love that even in the films, as per the comics, Canada is so terrifying that even the Reavers of a dystopian future dare not intrude on our borders chasing those kids.
I know only poozers care about winning internet fights with strangers, but goddamn is it ever satisfying to call someone out on their exact bad faith bullshit and watch them stfu
The roving packs of youths on e-scooters, terrorizing our once peaceful streets
Seeing the Teen Vogue news and by fuck the corporate fourth estate is just a shriveled scrotum at this point

The richos really super duper don’t want people able to understand how badly they’re fucking us and the irony of how open they’re being about it is not fuckin lost on me.
Just read on AP that clinical trials have started on the viability of pig to human kidney transplants.

Would you take a genetically altered pig kidney? If you’re veggie or vegan, would that affect your choices?
I go on lots of walks and also have no social life of any kind.
I wonder how popular mid-tier celebrity podcasts actually are. Does anyone listen to Ed Helm’s show? Kal Penn’s? Johnny Jackass Knoxville’s?

To me it’s a bit like y’all already have your successful careers, must you contribute to the audio glut?
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What is happening

Are these to be recurring characters?
Completely random thought

The Arctic is so named because it has bears. The Antarctic is so named because it does not. But that is where the penguins live.

Where is the epic children’s fantasy about the polar bear/penguin war and the larger global ramifications
Hey Wayne Family Adventure fans, did you know there is a YouTube channel dramatizing the comics? Some actor called Kapono Langit.
Landlady is back from her cruise. She gave me $100 for taking care of the yard work, which I was not expecting. Nothing like a little windfall to make a guy’s day.
Moderator temp banned me for calling out a shithead but not the shithead

Everything’s normal, civility wanks do wank on
I consciously tried being a nice person on Reddit and boy did they ever cure me of that
I don’t know why I’m awake right now but I don’t like it
The store was out of Captain Morgan so I picked up a bottle of Bacardi

Bacardi is terrible trash hooch

Avoid where possible