PhantasMal
@ogmalcontent79.bsky.social
Artist, currently working toward a voiceover career.
Of course we get a warm, sunny, beautiful day immediately after vacation ends
January 5, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Of course we get a warm, sunny, beautiful day immediately after vacation ends
Wow, citations needed there, Stephen Miller. Many, many citations.
I do actually know at least part of how he got to this absolutely ahistorical conception — it’s from looking only at far-removed surface outcomes, not the actual events that led to those at best often flawed and unstable outcomes.
I do actually know at least part of how he got to this absolutely ahistorical conception — it’s from looking only at far-removed surface outcomes, not the actual events that led to those at best often flawed and unstable outcomes.
miller is truly just a dead-eyed Nazi freak. this shit makes no sense to normal people.
just insane grievance coming from the richest country in the history of the planet. this man clearly has some bespoke pathological mental disorder.
just insane grievance coming from the richest country in the history of the planet. this man clearly has some bespoke pathological mental disorder.
January 5, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Wow, citations needed there, Stephen Miller. Many, many citations.
I do actually know at least part of how he got to this absolutely ahistorical conception — it’s from looking only at far-removed surface outcomes, not the actual events that led to those at best often flawed and unstable outcomes.
I do actually know at least part of how he got to this absolutely ahistorical conception — it’s from looking only at far-removed surface outcomes, not the actual events that led to those at best often flawed and unstable outcomes.
Turns out I didn’t notice my airflow window had slipped shut and it’s possible that I was feeling THAT sleepy at 5:30pm because the CO2 was building up in my cosy little warm cube
Or maybe I just needed a nap, because I did feel refreshed after taking a quick 30 minute kip.
Who knows? 😰
Or maybe I just needed a nap, because I did feel refreshed after taking a quick 30 minute kip.
Who knows? 😰
I’ve been a staunch “midnight or later bedtime” guy for as long as I’ve had a choice in the matter — but it’s storming outside, I’m warm and torpid in my room, I will shortly be having hot soup
There’s nothing in the rules that say a Mal *can’t* go to bed early.
There’s nothing in the rules that say a Mal *can’t* go to bed early.
January 5, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Turns out I didn’t notice my airflow window had slipped shut and it’s possible that I was feeling THAT sleepy at 5:30pm because the CO2 was building up in my cosy little warm cube
Or maybe I just needed a nap, because I did feel refreshed after taking a quick 30 minute kip.
Who knows? 😰
Or maybe I just needed a nap, because I did feel refreshed after taking a quick 30 minute kip.
Who knows? 😰
I’ve been a staunch “midnight or later bedtime” guy for as long as I’ve had a choice in the matter — but it’s storming outside, I’m warm and torpid in my room, I will shortly be having hot soup
There’s nothing in the rules that say a Mal *can’t* go to bed early.
There’s nothing in the rules that say a Mal *can’t* go to bed early.
January 5, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I’ve been a staunch “midnight or later bedtime” guy for as long as I’ve had a choice in the matter — but it’s storming outside, I’m warm and torpid in my room, I will shortly be having hot soup
There’s nothing in the rules that say a Mal *can’t* go to bed early.
There’s nothing in the rules that say a Mal *can’t* go to bed early.
Saw some dick roll through a stop sign and just commented, apparently loud enough to be heard, “well that’s not how stops work”
The dude continues rolling through the intersection and STOPS ON THE OTHER SIDE
“That’s a little more like how stops work.”
Nearby pedestrian grins at me 😆
The dude continues rolling through the intersection and STOPS ON THE OTHER SIDE
“That’s a little more like how stops work.”
Nearby pedestrian grins at me 😆
January 4, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Saw some dick roll through a stop sign and just commented, apparently loud enough to be heard, “well that’s not how stops work”
The dude continues rolling through the intersection and STOPS ON THE OTHER SIDE
“That’s a little more like how stops work.”
Nearby pedestrian grins at me 😆
The dude continues rolling through the intersection and STOPS ON THE OTHER SIDE
“That’s a little more like how stops work.”
Nearby pedestrian grins at me 😆
I may not be at my personal best, but I still can schlep a 4 drawer metal file cabinet 20 feet or so without touching the lawn 💪🏻😆
January 4, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I may not be at my personal best, but I still can schlep a 4 drawer metal file cabinet 20 feet or so without touching the lawn 💪🏻😆
So I saw a video by a Venezuelan who had some things to say. I think it was a tad bold of her to speak for her entire country but that doesn’t make her points any less interesting.
If I can figure out how to post the original post I will but it’s one of those repost of a reboot of a blah blah
If I can figure out how to post the original post I will but it’s one of those repost of a reboot of a blah blah
January 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
So I saw a video by a Venezuelan who had some things to say. I think it was a tad bold of her to speak for her entire country but that doesn’t make her points any less interesting.
If I can figure out how to post the original post I will but it’s one of those repost of a reboot of a blah blah
If I can figure out how to post the original post I will but it’s one of those repost of a reboot of a blah blah
Am I a self-driving rideshare car? Because I’m feeling Waymo tired than I should be at this hour
I think my body’s fighting off a cold or something. Successfully, so far, but still
I think my body’s fighting off a cold or something. Successfully, so far, but still
January 4, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Am I a self-driving rideshare car? Because I’m feeling Waymo tired than I should be at this hour
I think my body’s fighting off a cold or something. Successfully, so far, but still
I think my body’s fighting off a cold or something. Successfully, so far, but still
The best pizza place in the area is always slammed in Saturdays. I thought I could beat the crowd by going a little early but nope! Because football.
A family trio with a very attractive adult daughter was told the wait would be an hour so I gave them directions to two other spots within range
A family trio with a very attractive adult daughter was told the wait would be an hour so I gave them directions to two other spots within range
January 4, 2026 at 1:59 AM
The best pizza place in the area is always slammed in Saturdays. I thought I could beat the crowd by going a little early but nope! Because football.
A family trio with a very attractive adult daughter was told the wait would be an hour so I gave them directions to two other spots within range
A family trio with a very attractive adult daughter was told the wait would be an hour so I gave them directions to two other spots within range
All this time off is messing with my time sense lol
It’s only FRIDAY
I keep thinking it is Saturday night. I’ve got two more days of this before things go back to normal.
Seriously, it’s been more than 5 years since I’ve been off this many consecutive days (will be 9 total).
It’s only FRIDAY
I keep thinking it is Saturday night. I’ve got two more days of this before things go back to normal.
Seriously, it’s been more than 5 years since I’ve been off this many consecutive days (will be 9 total).
January 3, 2026 at 7:24 AM
All this time off is messing with my time sense lol
It’s only FRIDAY
I keep thinking it is Saturday night. I’ve got two more days of this before things go back to normal.
Seriously, it’s been more than 5 years since I’ve been off this many consecutive days (will be 9 total).
It’s only FRIDAY
I keep thinking it is Saturday night. I’ve got two more days of this before things go back to normal.
Seriously, it’s been more than 5 years since I’ve been off this many consecutive days (will be 9 total).
I don’t understand why my earbuds don’t deliver the same volume in each of them. I keep having to switch for better results and it’s like why tho (because I’m sure you’re tired of me saying, I’m fully deaf in my right ear).
January 2, 2026 at 8:09 AM
I don’t understand why my earbuds don’t deliver the same volume in each of them. I keep having to switch for better results and it’s like why tho (because I’m sure you’re tired of me saying, I’m fully deaf in my right ear).
You’re using Helvetica, Alberta College of the Arts. You’re not inspiring confidence just because you made one word upside down in your branding.
(Nothing WRONG with Helvetica per se, but it’s a college of the arts using an extremely safe font. And they’re in Alberta.)
(Nothing WRONG with Helvetica per se, but it’s a college of the arts using an extremely safe font. And they’re in Alberta.)
January 2, 2026 at 5:57 AM
You’re using Helvetica, Alberta College of the Arts. You’re not inspiring confidence just because you made one word upside down in your branding.
(Nothing WRONG with Helvetica per se, but it’s a college of the arts using an extremely safe font. And they’re in Alberta.)
(Nothing WRONG with Helvetica per se, but it’s a college of the arts using an extremely safe font. And they’re in Alberta.)
It’s so funny watching someone consume older media and relate it to newer instead of the proper chronology.
“Oh, this scene in Jaws is like what happened in Piraña 3DD” or telling someone their parent looks like them.
“Oh, this scene in Jaws is like what happened in Piraña 3DD” or telling someone their parent looks like them.
January 2, 2026 at 12:57 AM
It’s so funny watching someone consume older media and relate it to newer instead of the proper chronology.
“Oh, this scene in Jaws is like what happened in Piraña 3DD” or telling someone their parent looks like them.
“Oh, this scene in Jaws is like what happened in Piraña 3DD” or telling someone their parent looks like them.
Same — but also, the accuracy!
fuck it HURTS that I understand this
Scott Adams is the Dave Sim of Jim Davises.
January 2, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Same — but also, the accuracy!
Okay Wonder Man trailer
I was… wondering, man
But yeah it’s not just a meta thing, the dude’s got powers.
I was… wondering, man
But yeah it’s not just a meta thing, the dude’s got powers.
January 1, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Okay Wonder Man trailer
I was… wondering, man
But yeah it’s not just a meta thing, the dude’s got powers.
I was… wondering, man
But yeah it’s not just a meta thing, the dude’s got powers.
Lol jfc caught a full-ass three day ban from Reddit to start the year off
I won’t make you guess why but brace yourself
It was for criticizing Star Wars fans for being absolute shitheads to Kelly Marie Tran
Someone reported me for harassment for this
Not beating the allegations, Star Wars fans
I won’t make you guess why but brace yourself
It was for criticizing Star Wars fans for being absolute shitheads to Kelly Marie Tran
Someone reported me for harassment for this
Not beating the allegations, Star Wars fans
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Lol jfc caught a full-ass three day ban from Reddit to start the year off
I won’t make you guess why but brace yourself
It was for criticizing Star Wars fans for being absolute shitheads to Kelly Marie Tran
Someone reported me for harassment for this
Not beating the allegations, Star Wars fans
I won’t make you guess why but brace yourself
It was for criticizing Star Wars fans for being absolute shitheads to Kelly Marie Tran
Someone reported me for harassment for this
Not beating the allegations, Star Wars fans
How about we do the uprisings and guillotines and shit early in the year so we can spend the rest of the time enjoying the redistribution of wealth and elimination of the billionaire class
January 1, 2026 at 8:17 AM
How about we do the uprisings and guillotines and shit early in the year so we can spend the rest of the time enjoying the redistribution of wealth and elimination of the billionaire class
I made it!
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE WOOO
I thought I might try to get out to be with people for the occasion but turns out… not so much.
Can’t say I love this development but also … this is what happens, why am I surprised
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE WOOO
I thought I might try to get out to be with people for the occasion but turns out… not so much.
Can’t say I love this development but also … this is what happens, why am I surprised
January 1, 2026 at 8:10 AM
I made it!
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE WOOO
I thought I might try to get out to be with people for the occasion but turns out… not so much.
Can’t say I love this development but also … this is what happens, why am I surprised
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE WOOO
I thought I might try to get out to be with people for the occasion but turns out… not so much.
Can’t say I love this development but also … this is what happens, why am I surprised
Roomie cooked up some chicken with his fancy middle eastern spices and gave me a couple pieces after I complimented him on how good the smells were.
Even cold, it was SO GOOD y’all
Even cold, it was SO GOOD y’all
January 1, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Roomie cooked up some chicken with his fancy middle eastern spices and gave me a couple pieces after I complimented him on how good the smells were.
Even cold, it was SO GOOD y’all
Even cold, it was SO GOOD y’all
Folks, there’s a nonzero chance I’ll be passed out by countdown time so I’ll just say Happy New Year now, and best wishes to all for 2026.
I know 2025 wasn’t necessarily great for some of us, so here’s drinking to better days ahead.
I know 2025 wasn’t necessarily great for some of us, so here’s drinking to better days ahead.
January 1, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Folks, there’s a nonzero chance I’ll be passed out by countdown time so I’ll just say Happy New Year now, and best wishes to all for 2026.
I know 2025 wasn’t necessarily great for some of us, so here’s drinking to better days ahead.
I know 2025 wasn’t necessarily great for some of us, so here’s drinking to better days ahead.
Annoying to be hungry but not for any particular craving
Guess I’ll just eat graham crackers and corn flakes then idk, brain
Guess I’ll just eat graham crackers and corn flakes then idk, brain
January 1, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Annoying to be hungry but not for any particular craving
Guess I’ll just eat graham crackers and corn flakes then idk, brain
Guess I’ll just eat graham crackers and corn flakes then idk, brain
Last lights 2025 from Vancouver
January 1, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Last lights 2025 from Vancouver
Jfc it’s a quarter past 3pm and places are already completely slammed
I want to be social but no thanks to THAT superspreader action
I want to be social but no thanks to THAT superspreader action
December 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Jfc it’s a quarter past 3pm and places are already completely slammed
I want to be social but no thanks to THAT superspreader action
I want to be social but no thanks to THAT superspreader action
Jfc I am not going to yell at Marc Cuban today. I am on vacation.
December 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Jfc I am not going to yell at Marc Cuban today. I am on vacation.
Do I want to go out tonight? Kinda don’t. Maybe I’ll pick a nearby spot for like just around the countdown.
December 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Do I want to go out tonight? Kinda don’t. Maybe I’ll pick a nearby spot for like just around the countdown.