Spencer C
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Spencer C
@oh-the-suspencer.bsky.social
Bit bricoleur
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April 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Nut milk made from peppercorns?
April 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Reposted by Spencer C
Everything that’s happening right now is a conspiracy! The government WANTS us to be born, grow up, be educated, get a job in a selected field, fall in love, get married, have two lovely children, get old, and DIE! That’s right! It’s all part of their plan. Don’t you see!? They WANT us to do this!
April 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
After 51 hours my lactic cheese has still not curdled, are kitchens in Canada just too cold?
March 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Jumped on the bandwagon and started Severance

wtf
March 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Reposted by Spencer C
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February 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse episodes are escape rooms
February 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM