MRIs Friday, tooth pulled Wednesday, biopsy Monday, more MRIs Wednesday. What can I say, I live a charmed life.

Are you telling me Republicans wanted student loans forgiven, ACA and child tax credits expanded, record low unemployment for various minority demographics, investments in clean energy, more funding for the IRS, lowered prescriptions costs, to name a few? Or are you a completely unserious person?

I’m talking thrown rolls, food flung off forks, snapping each other napkins, butter smeared on someone’s ear. My uncle wasn’t totally out line per se, but his reaction was…a little outsized. I should point out that my grandmother, by the way, was also full mischief and found it all hilarious.

My oldest 3 cousins (all adults at this point btw) were fucking around at the dinner table Tgiving ‘93 and my uncle, embracing his grumpy middle aged man phase, told them to stop horsing around. The 22 y/o quietly neighed like a horse, and my uncle hit the roof like someone insulted his mother.

Thoughts, prayers, and earplugs!

Then I got diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis at 29, so that’s why I’m still a SAHM despite my kids being 16 and 20.

to be clear I think it’s good when the good guys successfully manipulate the malevolent idiot king into doing marginally better things

“Ben is taking a LONG time” girl, you keep speaking the truth about the time management of this facility. I got places to go and things to do, too.