clitortoise
banner
ohmygolly.bsky.social
clitortoise
@ohmygolly.bsky.social
plumbing new depths of banality.
Pinned
i really don't care about how the patriarchy negatively affects men
I just need a whole lot of drugs in my system
January 18, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Little baby's eyes eyes eyes eyes
December 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Am I living in another world? Another world I created? For what?!
December 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I'm about to pay 40 bucks for this game voluntarily that's how good it is
November 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Don't eat animals if they don't sweat
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Everyone repeat after me: kratom - not even once
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Reposted by clitortoise
October 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Reposted by clitortoise
The largest cohort of domestic abusers by profession ABSOLUTELY should never have constant access to surveillance that allows them to track the whereabouts of whoever they want

And yet, they're the only people "we" would ever consider giving this power. If you agree with this, your mind is diseased
Police from a town of 900 in Colorado accused a woman of theft. Based on their Flock cameras they told her, "you can’t get a breath of fresh air, in or out of that place, without us knowing, correct?" and reportedly told her the exact number of times her license plate had driven through that town.
Police used Flock cameras to accuse a Denver woman of package theft. She had her own evidence
"Like I said, nothing gets in or out of the town without us knowing."
denverite.com
October 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
also i think geese just pushed miley out of this top 3. so cameron winter had 2 albums of the year for me.
honningbarna, cameron winter, miley cyrus. top 3 AOTY so far
October 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
i hate youtube music holy shit
October 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
one of the worst things about this website is you can unfollow someone and their posts still come up under popular and discovery. like i'm not discovering shit, i discovered it and decided no thank you.
October 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
it literally doesn't matter cuz i need to listen to xiu xiu somewhere
but like is google better than spotify
October 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
but like is google better than spotify
October 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
ok i found it lol i was scared for a sec soundcloud.com/lenfbf/kylie...
KYLIE MINOGUE
Listen to KYLIE MINOGUE by Len #np on #SoundCloud
soundcloud.com
October 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
i'm not making this song up wHAT IS THIS pitchfork.com/thepitch/the...
The Ones: Len’s “Kylie Minogue”
The must-hear rap song of the day
pitchfork.com
October 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
also this is a different len than LEN and i literally can't find it rn
also i have now switched to youtube music and it's honestly trash i fucking hate it. they don't even have len's kylie minogue on there. that is a class ass song. i also canceled my game pass. like i'm pissed.
October 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
the "you dumb bitch" at the end of every post is implied
October 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
also it's absolutely wild that i just had to give this website the last 4 of my social just to "access certain features" of this website. what are those features? who knows.
October 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
this is saw X
October 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
i'm also pissed that people think their mcdonald's and target boycotts are doing anything. like you're gonna judge someone for going to starbucks but you're running windows bitch stfu. "oh i'm sorry i thought we were boycotting" yeah you're mistaken allow me to remind you bdsmovement.net
BDS MOVEMENT
The Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions (BDS) movement works to end international support for Israel's oppression of Palestinians.
bdsmovement.net
October 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
also i have now switched to youtube music and it's honestly trash i fucking hate it. they don't even have len's kylie minogue on there. that is a class ass song. i also canceled my game pass. like i'm pissed.
October 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I can't believe we're like 9 episodes in and it's already back to the tamra show. i hate this, it's so boring #rhoc
October 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This is my wire mother
my bf makes the best sandwiches but i suck the best dick
September 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Reposted by clitortoise
wire mother
September 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM