They also appear to be a sweet and precious baby

PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.

I was giving him lil kisses on his sweet lil fluffy chest and he moved his head back then put his nose right on my eye and I couldn’t move because what if he never puts his nose on my eye again?

Wait I didn’t even think to offer any to Pring oh no

😂😂😂

He was manifested into existence by the collective will of the entire world’s population of maniacs

Don’t bother with kinder, you already nailed

I am in hysterics

You’re mr farts guy, I would never

This photo has made me realise h have repeated a circle so actually, 4 circles to go 🤦🏼‍♀️

Three circles to go 😥

I can’t believe I actually get to do just that 😭😭😭