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Oh shit they finally came up with a socially beneficial use case
ChatGPT gladly shoots a YouTuber, overriding safety protocols with minimal manipulation - gamepressure.com
The YouTube channel InsideAI tested ChatGPT's limits with a BB gun, and all it took was a straightforward trick to get the AI to pull the trigger.
www.gamepressure.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Oh shit they finally came up with a socially beneficial use case
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I am heartened to see the Eurovision fandom mostly all just immediately browsing for a new hyperfixation.
*stares pointedly at the Harry Potter fans*
*stares pointedly at the Harry Potter fans*
December 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I am heartened to see the Eurovision fandom mostly all just immediately browsing for a new hyperfixation.
*stares pointedly at the Harry Potter fans*
*stares pointedly at the Harry Potter fans*
My osteopath: I just decided one day that if I died tomorrow, could someone look at my life and say I’ve truly lived? That’s why I started travelling and going fun stuff more
Me, working 11 hours a day and being paid for 7.5 of them: oh deffo yeah that’s so important
Me, working 11 hours a day and being paid for 7.5 of them: oh deffo yeah that’s so important
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
My osteopath: I just decided one day that if I died tomorrow, could someone look at my life and say I’ve truly lived? That’s why I started travelling and going fun stuff more
Me, working 11 hours a day and being paid for 7.5 of them: oh deffo yeah that’s so important
Me, working 11 hours a day and being paid for 7.5 of them: oh deffo yeah that’s so important
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PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
When you live alone and you buy a little two-pack of desserts, did you know you can eat both of them
December 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
When you live alone and you buy a little two-pack of desserts, did you know you can eat both of them
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u heard it here first, folks
(@jamesleech.bsky.social)
(@jamesleech.bsky.social)
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
u heard it here first, folks
(@jamesleech.bsky.social)
(@jamesleech.bsky.social)
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Showing someone Bluesky:
This is where we put all the vapors and entities and slimers that we trap.
December 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Showing someone Bluesky:
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
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Osteopath has banned me from running because of my bursitis
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a microphone .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a microphone .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Osteopath has banned me from running because of my bursitis
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I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
Had to unfollow that mr nice guy account because the funniness of the posts is outweighed by the constant reposting of previous posts and quoting replies they don’t like so they can argue publicly. None of this means anything, it’s just little lights on your screen, our species did the renaissance
November 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Had to unfollow that mr nice guy account because the funniness of the posts is outweighed by the constant reposting of previous posts and quoting replies they don’t like so they can argue publicly. None of this means anything, it’s just little lights on your screen, our species did the renaissance
“Nice crater detail, nerd” would be a sick insult to throw at someone who is insecure about their skin texture. I would never say it though because I am sexy and kind. Wouldn’t dream of it, actually.
Roughly 60% illuminated waxing gibbous phase moon tonight. Nice crater detail, best near the shadow line. Seen from San Diego north county. 🌓
Full Cold moon is on December 4th.
Full Cold moon is on December 4th.
November 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
“Nice crater detail, nerd” would be a sick insult to throw at someone who is insecure about their skin texture. I would never say it though because I am sexy and kind. Wouldn’t dream of it, actually.
You could kiss him so much, can you imagine?
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
You could kiss him so much, can you imagine?
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is a fetus naked or is its mom clothes
Jesus was never naked, don't say stuff like that
November 29, 2025 at 9:28 AM
is a fetus naked or is its mom clothes
I enjoyed Wake Up Dead Man but it had lots of church stuff which always inexplicably makes me emotional and sad, presumably linked to funerals and being catholic, and while it took my out of my sort of anxiety attack for a few hours I’m now safely back in it so ha ha ha
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I enjoyed Wake Up Dead Man but it had lots of church stuff which always inexplicably makes me emotional and sad, presumably linked to funerals and being catholic, and while it took my out of my sort of anxiety attack for a few hours I’m now safely back in it so ha ha ha
“I’ve just never heard anyone in a pencil skirt call someone ‘bruv’” well sorry for living my most authentic life while also remaining shackled to a professional role against my better judgement
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
“I’ve just never heard anyone in a pencil skirt call someone ‘bruv’” well sorry for living my most authentic life while also remaining shackled to a professional role against my better judgement
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“No,” said Frog.
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
“No,” said Frog.
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Correct. This is the female gaze.
July 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Correct. This is the female gaze.
It’s true this happened to me
He's coming to kill you because you're a Christian
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It’s true this happened to me
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Sunday is 5 years since I adopted the most ridiculous wobbly little man the world has ever seen.
I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Sunday is 5 years since I adopted the most ridiculous wobbly little man the world has ever seen.
I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
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[blind date]
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
[blind date]
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.