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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My Moto watch just alerted me that I burned my target calories for the day while I was in the middle of dipping a nacho.
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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“He raped me.”

“Donald J Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein.”

“She was found with her head ‘blown off’… there was no way it was a suicide.”

Now we’re starting to see why Trump was hiding the Epstein files, and it probably gets much worse.
December 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Not sure if I'm not supposed to know what the foreign language scene or if the subtitles are fucked up.
December 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Trump is a pedo.
December 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
December 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
They got a little taste of questioning Trump when Bongino and Patel dropped a deuce on the Epstein files, and now they can't get enough.
it’s interesting to see so many MAGA folks acting shocked at Trump’s statement, which is basically the same as every Trump statement I’ve ever seen
incredible things happening at the nazi bar
December 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Old man yells at cloud services.
December 14, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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This is great.
Cory Doctorow - Rescuing the Internet From “Enshittification” | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Someone should bribe FIFA to give a peace prize to Greta.
December 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I've said before that the next "civil war" is going to be a bunch of chuds standing outside a 7-11 with rifles because it's the only location outside of work or home that they know of.
these stupid assholes think they’re going to be able to have a firefight in the morning, walk away from a cool explosion at lunch and take the family out to chili’s for dinner and I cannot stress enough that is not what civil war looks like
that's cool, man, but have you tried the taste of a refreshing matcha latte
December 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
You can add Parmesan cheese to Spaghetti-Os. It's not illegal or anything.
December 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
My first instinct is always, Russia? I saw that they were having to resort to selling their gold reserves lately.
Something is going on with bitcoin tonight
December 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
You say theological clarity, but my aunt is going to twist this to be about not using birth control or something.
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Chakotay, you have the bridge. I'll be in my bunk.
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Me hopping onto Star Wars forums saying that I enjoy Star Wars.
a cartoon witch is sticking her head out of a hole in the wall
ALT: a cartoon witch is sticking her head out of a hole in the wall
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Welcome back @halsparks.com
Nice.
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
This could easily be fixed with tap to toggle, and press and hold for more options. Do Android developers actually use their devices?
So if I want to turn on Bluetooth on Android from the quick settings panel, I have to hit the Bluetooth button. A pop-up appears and the only option is essentially the same button I just hit. Then it turns on, and gives me useless info. Then I have to hit done.
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
So if I want to turn on Bluetooth on Android from the quick settings panel, I have to hit the Bluetooth button. A pop-up appears and the only option is essentially the same button I just hit. Then it turns on, and gives me useless info. Then I have to hit done.
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
We all collectively jumped the gun on the term CGI, didn't we?
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Watching Fantastic Four with my 2 year old. When Galactus starts strolling through earth knocking down buildings she said, "THAT'S YOU DAD!"
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Donald got jealous about Nancy Reagan being the Throat GOAT so he turned his neck into a vagina.
November 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM