ElCrotchoBlanco
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a woman talking on a cell phone with the words you literally had one job to do below her
ALT: a woman talking on a cell phone with the words you literally had one job to do below her
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Everyone was so worried about the progressive left taking over the Democrat party that they let Nazis take over the Republican Party.
Welp, I found a random 50 dollar gift card from almost 3 years ago. So I got me #FFXVI with the DLCs. That’s on top of #FFX/X2HDremake on #PS5 and #FFIX and #FFVI/SNESFFIII on my #NintendoSwitch.
December 25, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Welp, I found a random 50 dollar gift card from almost 3 years ago. So I got me #FFXVI with the DLCs. That’s on top of #FFX/X2HDremake on #PS5 and #FFIX and #FFVI/SNESFFIII on my #NintendoSwitch.
Imitation.
Crab.
Meat.
Hot.
Dogs.
Just because we can MEANS WE SHOULD!!!
Crab.
Meat.
Hot.
Dogs.
Just because we can MEANS WE SHOULD!!!
December 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Imitation.
Crab.
Meat.
Hot.
Dogs.
Just because we can MEANS WE SHOULD!!!
Crab.
Meat.
Hot.
Dogs.
Just because we can MEANS WE SHOULD!!!
One of these dudes killed and ate the other three. Which one did it?
#player #whodidit #iatemyfatherpig
#player #whodidit #iatemyfatherpig
December 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
One of these dudes killed and ate the other three. Which one did it?
#player #whodidit #iatemyfatherpig
#player #whodidit #iatemyfatherpig
Americans, on two occasions, decided that a used #Bonaroo porta-potty was the best choice for president. #DonaldTrump
December 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Americans, on two occasions, decided that a used #Bonaroo porta-potty was the best choice for president. #DonaldTrump
Iowa State Football players have every right to decline a bowl invitation. Our AD blindsided them. Pollard knew ahead of time that Campbell was leaving. You don’t lose a coach and hire a new one on THE SAME DAY. I’ve always disliked Pollard and this confirms it. The guy is a fucking douchebag.
December 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Iowa State Football players have every right to decline a bowl invitation. Our AD blindsided them. Pollard knew ahead of time that Campbell was leaving. You don’t lose a coach and hire a new one on THE SAME DAY. I’ve always disliked Pollard and this confirms it. The guy is a fucking douchebag.
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
Just crushing all of your art degrees before 9am.
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Just crushing all of your art degrees before 9am.
Had to rescue the garbage bin before it dumped some more.
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Had to rescue the garbage bin before it dumped some more.
Two Girls, One Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Two Girls, One Charlie Brown.
Told ya this was going to happen.
Someone explain to me how this man is walking around free after all the e-mail revelations? Are there no laws left in 🇺🇸?
vtforeignpolicy.com/2025/08/alan...
vtforeignpolicy.com/2025/08/alan...
Alan Dershowitz: Ghislaine Maxwell Deserves a Pardon: ‘Age of Consent Must Be Lowered to 14’ - VT Foreign Policy
Dershowitz was a member of the team that got convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein a plea deal that sent him to prison for 18 months in 2007, a sentence that was described as “the deal of the century...
vtforeignpolicy.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Told ya this was going to happen.
Not shocked that someone who spells her name wrong, Megyn Kelly, backs a pedophile horse. At the very least, she should be fired and black listed. She can go work for Nick Fuentes.
November 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Not shocked that someone who spells her name wrong, Megyn Kelly, backs a pedophile horse. At the very least, she should be fired and black listed. She can go work for Nick Fuentes.
Nancy Mace anytime she interacts with other humans.
November 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Nancy Mace anytime she interacts with other humans.
If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn't Dracula
October 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn't Dracula
Welp, fall is here. #CrunchyWalk #asmr
October 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Welp, fall is here. #CrunchyWalk #asmr
October 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Pregnant Women, DON’T TAKE PARENTING ADVICE FROM A CONVICTED FELON WHO OWNED A TEENAGE BEAUTY PAGEANT AND HAS SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT TO HIDE THE FACT THAT HE WAS BEST FRIENDS WITH THE MOST NOTORIOUS CHILD RAPIST IN MODERN HISTORY.
October 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Pregnant Women, DON’T TAKE PARENTING ADVICE FROM A CONVICTED FELON WHO OWNED A TEENAGE BEAUTY PAGEANT AND HAS SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT TO HIDE THE FACT THAT HE WAS BEST FRIENDS WITH THE MOST NOTORIOUS CHILD RAPIST IN MODERN HISTORY.
In your 20’s, you’re drunk by 8pm.
In your 30’s, 8pm is a little early to start drinking.
In your 40’s, you’re in bed by 8pm.
In your 30’s, 8pm is a little early to start drinking.
In your 40’s, you’re in bed by 8pm.
October 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
In your 20’s, you’re drunk by 8pm.
In your 30’s, 8pm is a little early to start drinking.
In your 40’s, you’re in bed by 8pm.
In your 30’s, 8pm is a little early to start drinking.
In your 40’s, you’re in bed by 8pm.
So, I’m sitting in my urologist’s office…
October 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
So, I’m sitting in my urologist’s office…
Chip Roy should go fuck himself. That’s not a suggestion.
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
October 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Chip Roy should go fuck himself. That’s not a suggestion.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
Saw a squirrel sneaking past this Red Tail Hawk, on my walk home from work today.
#nature #squirrels #redtailhawk
#nature #squirrels #redtailhawk
October 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Saw a squirrel sneaking past this Red Tail Hawk, on my walk home from work today.
#nature #squirrels #redtailhawk
#nature #squirrels #redtailhawk
Alex Jones picked the wrong time to shave a Hitler mustache on his Mr. Potato Head face.
October 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Alex Jones picked the wrong time to shave a Hitler mustache on his Mr. Potato Head face.
Underground Festival: Columbus Day - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
October 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM