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smithee, michael. board certified. high priest. cenobite. chigurhlie.
this account is my public diary. welcome to my twisted grart. he/she. version 22.
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please just pretend i wrote "sow" in the caption i spent so long painting this i cried
As men cut and take
They'd do well to know
The land's memory is long
And you reap what you sew
January 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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December 4, 2024 at 2:17 AM
found some old doodles of sheesh and the creature
November 30, 2024 at 11:04 PM
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Xie Lei (1983) - Encounter I (2022)
November 30, 2024 at 2:41 AM
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Closer to offal everyday. A few mutants from a recent batch. I'm busy working on new ones... Hoping this snow doesn't last long
November 20, 2024 at 6:16 PM
they should make Conclave 2 about the election of the jubilee mascot
November 25, 2024 at 11:44 PM
tis no ease to rise on a grey day. the devil holds fast your eyelids.
November 25, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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do you require some space tape, master skywalker? you'll find it nestled between my golden thighs
November 24, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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mark proksch is a once in a generation talent
November 25, 2024 at 12:22 AM
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freeze frame on man running through bazaar
Jason Statham (VO): yeah. thass me. aladdin runnin frum the fuckin fuzz again
November 24, 2024 at 12:48 AM
saw venom 3. truly inspiring cinema. now seated for gladiator 2. and after that, i will be seated for heretic. and after that, i will be seated for conclave. and after th
November 21, 2024 at 9:41 PM
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November 20, 2024 at 8:56 PM
i need kimchi like i need air
November 21, 2024 at 2:49 AM
decided to write my fake religion’s holy text like an instagram poetry book. boom, biblical page count with a fraction of the effort.
November 19, 2024 at 12:35 AM
day 14 of trying to speedrun the skills to draw problematic yaoi so i can post it on facebook during the inauguration for bonus psychic damage.
progress report: none. learning nothing. 62 days remain.
November 18, 2024 at 1:11 PM
November 18, 2024 at 12:02 PM
many years ago i tried to make a fursona but my heart just wasn’t in it. drew a regular guy with an owl head instead. he had a bob somehow. turns out i was having psychic visions of winslow leach
November 17, 2024 at 7:49 PM
neko atsume 2 hive is anyone else getting near constant tubbs visits. i don’t remember him being THIS hungry
November 17, 2024 at 5:48 PM
starting my positivity arc right: the original Road House is actually good. PERFECT movie night material. this is a wholehearted endorsement of Road House 1989.
November 17, 2024 at 3:49 PM
christening this account with a bad selfie
November 17, 2024 at 1:37 PM