Olivia Falk
@olivigarden.ca
Independent video games critic, programmer, and self-proclaimed queen of being thoroughly average. | 18+ | She/her 😊💕
📝 www.olivigarden.ca
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📝 www.olivigarden.ca
📸 @mini_olivigarden
For me, it's gotta be Bear Raid or OG Ethnos. For the former, it's because it has such a strange, oddly violent image while the game is just a straight-up stock market game. For the latter, it's for looking like such an epic war game when it's actually just playing card sets and placing neon discs.
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
For me, it's gotta be Bear Raid or OG Ethnos. For the former, it's because it has such a strange, oddly violent image while the game is just a straight-up stock market game. For the latter, it's for looking like such an epic war game when it's actually just playing card sets and placing neon discs.
Okay! Then I nominate:
1. Unnamed player character goblin from "Wyrmhall: Brush and Banter"
2. Gremlins from "Mother Machine"
3. Peaches from "Spilled!"
1. Unnamed player character goblin from "Wyrmhall: Brush and Banter"
2. Gremlins from "Mother Machine"
3. Peaches from "Spilled!"
November 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Okay! Then I nominate:
1. Unnamed player character goblin from "Wyrmhall: Brush and Banter"
2. Gremlins from "Mother Machine"
3. Peaches from "Spilled!"
1. Unnamed player character goblin from "Wyrmhall: Brush and Banter"
2. Gremlins from "Mother Machine"
3. Peaches from "Spilled!"
I mean, Idk if I'd call it a "lil" butt. ;P This was the alt-text on the original pic posted for it, lol.
November 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I mean, Idk if I'd call it a "lil" butt. ;P This was the alt-text on the original pic posted for it, lol.
It's November 1, suckas!!!
November 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It's November 1, suckas!!!
I totes agree, except (and I may be biased because it's the only one I've actually bought 😅), the Drawfee one slaps because a) it represents their cartoon avatars pretty much perfectly, b) it feels like more than a figure since it has all of them together, and c) it has a function (can hold a pen)!
October 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I totes agree, except (and I may be biased because it's the only one I've actually bought 😅), the Drawfee one slaps because a) it represents their cartoon avatars pretty much perfectly, b) it feels like more than a figure since it has all of them together, and c) it has a function (can hold a pen)!
The record in question since I like sharing. :3 Yeah, I know it's kinda basic, but it's given me comfort in some bad times, so it's a gooder in my books. :)
September 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The record in question since I like sharing. :3 Yeah, I know it's kinda basic, but it's given me comfort in some bad times, so it's a gooder in my books. :)
Idk, this one is just...kinda cozy to me. Doesn't take itself too seriously, and it's a really pleasant watch.
September 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Idk, this one is just...kinda cozy to me. Doesn't take itself too seriously, and it's a really pleasant watch.
Flashback to six years ago when I shook a cozy cat's little paw. 🥰
June 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Flashback to six years ago when I shook a cozy cat's little paw. 🥰
Big Challenges not being on the list is a damn crime.
April 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Big Challenges not being on the list is a damn crime.
Hell yeah! I used to exclusively use screenshots from it as the banner images on my blog, lol. I should really replay it sometime...
December 31, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Hell yeah! I used to exclusively use screenshots from it as the banner images on my blog, lol. I should really replay it sometime...
Started playing Technotopia (deck-building city builder video game), and by far the hardest part is deciding between making the most advantageous choice for my run versus the morally right choice.
December 1, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Started playing Technotopia (deck-building city builder video game), and by far the hardest part is deciding between making the most advantageous choice for my run versus the morally right choice.
Oh, I'm definitely worse...😅
November 30, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Oh, I'm definitely worse...😅
Reskeet w your fave picture of yourself in nature 🌴
November 26, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Reskeet w your fave picture of yourself in nature 🌴
Cheddar chipotle pasta with vegetarian ground beef mixed in! Another quick fix meal that turned out quite well! The chipotle flavour's a bit milder than I would have liked, but it's still solid enough that I won't mind having the leftovers for the next few days. :P
November 25, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Cheddar chipotle pasta with vegetarian ground beef mixed in! Another quick fix meal that turned out quite well! The chipotle flavour's a bit milder than I would have liked, but it's still solid enough that I won't mind having the leftovers for the next few days. :P
Wooo got my first jester award on one of my Steam reviews! Probably because I denounced the use of AI-generated art in it! 😅
![A screenshot of the review in question for Awaken - Astral Blade. A small award icon with a baby-faced court jester is present at the top of the review. The review reads:
DISCLAIMER: There's a rumour going around that Awaken - Astral Blade utilizes AI-generated "art" in one or more areas, and if that turns out to be true, this review should not be taken as me condoning its use; I am vehemently opposed to it, in fact.
In a world of truly excellent 2D Metroidvanias, Awaken - Astral Blade can seem like a bit of a hard sell. It's got an at times confusing and consistently unremarkable narrative, combat that can feel repetitive depending on the scenario, and some truly bizarre design choices; seriously, why does the text auto-advance when there's no voice acting? That being said, the gameplay experience is generally solid enough to mitigate a lot of my complaints with it. While aerial combat is limited and can thus feel tedious, ground combat has enough flexibility with weapon-swapping combos and unlockable upgrades to be both flashy and fun. The platforming is also pretty good, and generally not too punishing if you miss a jump. I do think that there are better Metroidvanias out there if you're looking for something truly exceptional, but as a solid way to spend a dozen hours or so, you could do a lot worse than Awaken - Astral Blade.
Full review here [olivigarden.com]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k3t6ilc3dkglofm7nud6blsl/bafkreiadixbqzs5sgxunk6ebinabpvwtr7yvqllrzcplsiupqhsj5vekma@jpeg)
November 23, 2024 at 6:36 AM
Wooo got my first jester award on one of my Steam reviews! Probably because I denounced the use of AI-generated art in it! 😅
Gotta include Top Hat Tony from Croakoloco! 😁
November 18, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Gotta include Top Hat Tony from Croakoloco! 😁
Sorry to hear! :( Here's my dog Millie in her Halloween costume a few weeks back. :)
November 17, 2024 at 5:10 AM
Sorry to hear! :( Here's my dog Millie in her Halloween costume a few weeks back. :)
Welp...here goes nothing.
November 15, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Welp...here goes nothing.
I'm rather late with this, but last night I put together my Kit-Kat haunted house! I'm by no means a frosting artist (I cut the bag tip too large, for one thing), but it'll taste delicious all the same! 😁
November 13, 2024 at 8:02 PM
I'm rather late with this, but last night I put together my Kit-Kat haunted house! I'm by no means a frosting artist (I cut the bag tip too large, for one thing), but it'll taste delicious all the same! 😁
Decided it might be good to have some food in reserve in case the vaccines hit me hard overnight, so I actually did some cooking! It's a rare occurrence, so I'm pretty proud, haha. Honey garlic noodles with scrambled egg! Not very photogenic, but it tastes good!
November 12, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Decided it might be good to have some food in reserve in case the vaccines hit me hard overnight, so I actually did some cooking! It's a rare occurrence, so I'm pretty proud, haha. Honey garlic noodles with scrambled egg! Not very photogenic, but it tastes good!
In light of recent events, I'm doing a bit of "light reading" tonight, courtesy of @vickyacab.bsky.social.
November 8, 2024 at 2:40 AM
In light of recent events, I'm doing a bit of "light reading" tonight, courtesy of @vickyacab.bsky.social.
Wasn't expecting Jill O' Lantern to be hitting me with things I need to hear today, but here we are. And I'm happy for it. 🧡
November 6, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Wasn't expecting Jill O' Lantern to be hitting me with things I need to hear today, but here we are. And I'm happy for it. 🧡