Very grateful I left X two years before this wildfire and never used Facebook or Threads for news.

It’s clear which of my friends still use X by how crazed they are by the bullshit right wingers are spewing. Misinformation is actively harming people who are grieving and also disaster efforts.

i never ask “how’s everybody doing tonight” between songs because i already know the answer is “woo”

Period

Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?

Cannibals complaining about microplastics in their food

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes