Muffins are so important because they're the very best way to eat a piece of cake for breakfast without everybody asking you if you're okay

Call me for a bad time

Lordy lordy my wife is 40

We're doing a flash sale fundraiser for CARMA (Cat Rescue Maritimes)! Each batch of our 2024 dice bags is only $25! All the proceeds go to CARMA 🐈‍⬛🐈

Message or comment with the batch #. Pick up for free in downtown Fredericton, $5 shipping within Canada. Sale ends February 10th, no substitutions

This was literally me an hour ago, but I was turning leftover meat into cat food to can it, providing longer breakdown time.

Also it's weird how Tumblr has evolved from "a hell site" to "a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon" to one of the last usable social media sites

Tumblrs ad targetting is bonkers. I just got advertised $200 caviar???

How do I convince my cat that I did not deliberately give her a static shock when i went to pet her, because my heart is BROKEN and she looks so betrayed

"Soft fluffy blanket? No thanks, I'll take the plastic." - Punkin

I've been seeing a lot of people wishing for lobotomies to help numb the experience of existing in the current socio-political climate, but as a person who has brain damage from ECT I can tell you it is not optimizing my user experience.

@vornietom.bsky.social watching through the Demension20 covid era Fireside Chats and you talked about brie + jam as a adjacent queso dip for tortilla chips and I am known for that being my nightly snack and Being Seen in this way felt as good as the queer representation on the show is that bad

Another forum for me to sporadically post on! Facebook is bad, but it was way easier for me to figure out than Twitter ever was, so wish me luck lmao