Judith
@omgjudith.bsky.social
You're right, Moe. You're always Moe.
Actual footage of me feeding my Always Hungry 17 yr old son during Christmas break
a woman wearing a mask is pouring a large bowl of sauce into a mixer .
ALT: a woman wearing a mask is pouring a large bowl of sauce into a mixer .
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January 1, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Actual footage of me feeding my Always Hungry 17 yr old son during Christmas break
2026: know what's fun
Me: what
2026: Periods!
Me: I don't think-
2026: IRREGULAR ONES
Me: what
2026: Periods!
Me: I don't think-
2026: IRREGULAR ONES
January 1, 2026 at 4:48 PM
2026: know what's fun
Me: what
2026: Periods!
Me: I don't think-
2026: IRREGULAR ONES
Me: what
2026: Periods!
Me: I don't think-
2026: IRREGULAR ONES
How I feel shopping in Waitrose instead of Tesco
January 1, 2026 at 11:05 AM
How I feel shopping in Waitrose instead of Tesco
I'm supposed to be washing my hair. I look like a neglected hamster
December 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm supposed to be washing my hair. I look like a neglected hamster
Looking at recipes and vowing to eat more lentils and pulses while chucking crap down my gullet. This is how I party now.
December 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Looking at recipes and vowing to eat more lentils and pulses while chucking crap down my gullet. This is how I party now.
This little weasel acting like she didn't park her rear end on my head at 4am
December 31, 2025 at 12:38 PM
This little weasel acting like she didn't park her rear end on my head at 4am
'How to be more organised in 2026' oh shut up with that shit, I'm basically an earthworm on two legs
December 31, 2025 at 9:15 AM
'How to be more organised in 2026' oh shut up with that shit, I'm basically an earthworm on two legs
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man breaks off a relationship with a woman bc he has to "replace key elements of my wardrobe"
December 31, 2025 at 12:38 AM
man breaks off a relationship with a woman bc he has to "replace key elements of my wardrobe"
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When people say “America is sliding toward fascism,” Black folks hear: welcome to the timeline.
Forced labor. Racial caste laws. Stolen votes. Police terror. State surveillance.
For centuries, Black America has lived under authoritarian rule with a patriotic logo.
Next time, listen to Black people.
Forced labor. Racial caste laws. Stolen votes. Police terror. State surveillance.
For centuries, Black America has lived under authoritarian rule with a patriotic logo.
Next time, listen to Black people.
December 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
When people say “America is sliding toward fascism,” Black folks hear: welcome to the timeline.
Forced labor. Racial caste laws. Stolen votes. Police terror. State surveillance.
For centuries, Black America has lived under authoritarian rule with a patriotic logo.
Next time, listen to Black people.
Forced labor. Racial caste laws. Stolen votes. Police terror. State surveillance.
For centuries, Black America has lived under authoritarian rule with a patriotic logo.
Next time, listen to Black people.
Me toting my £80 of groceries
December 30, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Me toting my £80 of groceries
Get me out of this bloody car #falalalala
December 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Get me out of this bloody car #falalalala
youtu.be/FchOg9kXbHo?...
Dancing to this as quietly as possible but punctuated with many grunts and farts MAIR CHRIMMAS
Dancing to this as quietly as possible but punctuated with many grunts and farts MAIR CHRIMMAS
Land of 1000 Dances
YouTube video by Wilson Pickett - Topic
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December 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
youtu.be/FchOg9kXbHo?...
Dancing to this as quietly as possible but punctuated with many grunts and farts MAIR CHRIMMAS
Dancing to this as quietly as possible but punctuated with many grunts and farts MAIR CHRIMMAS
I am drinking gin and lemon, eating cashews and watching Bottom just like Baby Jesus would have wanted. I'm Catholic, trust me
December 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I am drinking gin and lemon, eating cashews and watching Bottom just like Baby Jesus would have wanted. I'm Catholic, trust me
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Sing every Christmas song like you want Jesus to fuck you
December 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Sing every Christmas song like you want Jesus to fuck you
I have a folder of pics of young James Spader with feathered hair. I'm going through some shit. Shut up. He heals me.
December 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I have a folder of pics of young James Spader with feathered hair. I'm going through some shit. Shut up. He heals me.
My kid only cried twice oh yeaaaah Christmas winning
December 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
My kid only cried twice oh yeaaaah Christmas winning
My mother still ain't picked up, but she'll see that I tried to call so it counts. I have an overwhelmed spectrum child and I've been cooking all day ffs call it my Christmas present
December 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
My mother still ain't picked up, but she'll see that I tried to call so it counts. I have an overwhelmed spectrum child and I've been cooking all day ffs call it my Christmas present
@izzyplurm.bsky.social Awright foxy FEH FEH
December 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
@izzyplurm.bsky.social Awright foxy FEH FEH
Sozzled and trying to ring my mother on FB messenger omg pick up before I go full drunkard
December 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Sozzled and trying to ring my mother on FB messenger omg pick up before I go full drunkard
Pressies kept to a minimum, roast in the oven, mama's drankin wine. Also hers is a pic of arr Dave ain't he gorgeous
December 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Pressies kept to a minimum, roast in the oven, mama's drankin wine. Also hers is a pic of arr Dave ain't he gorgeous
Merry Christmas you fabulous dingdongs
December 25, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Merry Christmas you fabulous dingdongs
@thebestcostume.bsky.social I've been meaning to answer your email but I've had so much to do 😭 but the hotel thing is the right idea and I am sooo jealous! Hope you all have a Merry Christmas my little muffin ❤️
December 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
@thebestcostume.bsky.social I've been meaning to answer your email but I've had so much to do 😭 but the hotel thing is the right idea and I am sooo jealous! Hope you all have a Merry Christmas my little muffin ❤️
Why did they deliver her toys in clear packaging, now we have to hide them until we wrap them later -my husband and I, having lost our minds, discussing the cat's Christmas present
December 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Why did they deliver her toys in clear packaging, now we have to hide them until we wrap them later -my husband and I, having lost our minds, discussing the cat's Christmas present
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One of the kids I teach said their family kept calling their autism a super power. And then asked if I wanted to see it in action, they then touched some velvet and violently gagged before crying for a minute. Said her superpower was ruining her day by touching things.
December 24, 2025 at 8:47 AM
One of the kids I teach said their family kept calling their autism a super power. And then asked if I wanted to see it in action, they then touched some velvet and violently gagged before crying for a minute. Said her superpower was ruining her day by touching things.