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Alfonso 🇺🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @springsteen81.bsky.social · 22h

Miércoles

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Ornamental matt 🦜 @ornamentalmatt.bsky.social · 22h

What a strange scam

ABC News (Unofficial) @abc-news.bsky.social · 22h

Fake admiral peddling 'bogus' scheme found a year after vanishing: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10-29/admiral-peter-cowell-tracked-down-to-suburban-perth-street/105946048

Fake admiral peddling 'bogus' scheme found a year after vanishing

Peter Cowell's whereabouts have been unknown since July 2024, but the ABC has tracked him down to suburban Perth.

www.abc.net.au

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daryl "treehouse of hormones" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 1d

I'm always saying this

Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 1d

same

I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

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on Game 3 going to 18 innings

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don't @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 1d

oh Miranda Devine is our psycho and it appears she has escaped containment. a crew of specialists in dungarees are on their way

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Ornamental matt 🦜 @ornamentalmatt.bsky.social · 1d

Just pulling up records on the other, late, Robert Evans

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Ornamental matt 🦜 @ornamentalmatt.bsky.social · 1d

0 i don't like black licorice as such but will probably eat it for social convention reasons.

I'll eat just about anything.

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rat posting from the lab @gizmouse.bsky.social · Sep 29

academy award contending tiktok

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Ornamental matt 🦜 @ornamentalmatt.bsky.social · 1d

We're currently in Normandy and so much of the energy around here has been fuck them nazis

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 1d

Kent Brockman saying here’s how it would look if the police killed hm with barrage of baseballs.

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Ornamental matt 🦜 @ornamentalmatt.bsky.social · 1d

I picture a group of people designing the formal rules from informal games and just chucking bits in there "wouldn't it be really funny if?" But like it'll never happen, nothing will ever trigger that rule but it's funny to think about. Lo and behold I awake to Americans in agony over baseball

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Ornamental matt 🦜 @ornamentalmatt.bsky.social · 1d

Waking up and checking bluesky always carries a chance that something happened in the states overnight and discovering, eventually, it was big baseball game was delightful

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Ornamental matt 🦜 @ornamentalmatt.bsky.social · 2d

Ice agents, their bosses and even their informants(occasionally) like to gulp as much liquid* as possible followed by a diruretic in order to first take a big volume piss followed by a very dark syrup piss to get the best of both worlds.

*Doesn't even have to be potable liquid, if it's wet it works

Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 2d

Independent fact checkers have confirmed that ice agents all pee their pants deliberately on at least an hourly basis

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The rumors that Immigration and Customs Enforcement or "ICE" agents are, quote, "all little pee-pants boys who love to go peepee in their pants all the time" have been confirmed true by independent fact-checkers

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It will, because it's true <3 Everyone knows that ICE agents are constantly pissing their pants on purpose because they like the warm feeling

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Ornamental matt 🦜 @ornamentalmatt.bsky.social · 2d

Like I fully suspect their a set of hidden rules in his head he doesn't know about that means he can't just go with what we suggested and instead keep circling the same question again and again for more information.

Ornamental matt 🦜 @ornamentalmatt.bsky.social · 2d

Why does it matter that people get diagnosed or learn of how their brain words for various neural divergences.

Watching my dad who suspects he has OCD makes a decision has taken several hours and lots of consultantion and then ignoring the results for seemingly no reason.

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 3d

The image shows Brian in a Toyota Corolla and says

My deepest Toyota Corrollances

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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 20d

Best in Perch

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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 5d

Skin Cells

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Dr swift parrot @teamswiftparrot.bsky.social · 2d

Baby regent parrot 💚

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 3d

He’s not even making biscuits. He’s giving my bed a delicate, luxurious massage.

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @assassin-ace.wtf · 2d

punch my fist through the wall to reveal....... another fist

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Ornamental matt 🦜 @ornamentalmatt.bsky.social · 3d

Yet, does have their own kind of hotdog and their own kind of chilli both of which are very apricot based but it's there.

little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 3d

Physicists have invented a Kansas City that’s in neither Kansas nor Missouri but instead exists in some kind of plasma intermediary state but the FDA won’t approve it because it doesn’t have barbecue yet

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Ornamental matt 🦜 @ornamentalmatt.bsky.social · 3d

The Plasmo animated series from Australia, they recently have all been put up on YouTube by the original creator. They're gorgeous. Not a movie but the episodes are pretty short, like five ten minutes.

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Ornamental matt 🦜 @ornamentalmatt.bsky.social · 4d

It's why I love a couch co-op local game.

Kiss wife and ask her day

Gorey Cask of Amontilladoing @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 5d

why dont they make videogames where you can ask your wife how her day was and give her a kiss on the cheek

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daryl "treehouse of hormones" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 4d

I hope pinhead chihuahua is doing well wherever they are 🖤

a tiny chihuahua in a full hellraiser pinhead getup, the outfit, a little cap with tiny pins, here in closeup being carried by their parent with their tongue sticking out adorably

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