Ornamental matt 🦜
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Ornamental matt 🦜
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Rpg enthusiast, writer, teacher, and I'm also quite keen on the painting Saturn Devouring His Son and it's many variations and spin offs.
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oh Miranda Devine is our psycho and it appears she has escaped containment. a crew of specialists in dungarees are on their way
Just pulling up records on the other, late, Robert Evans
0 i don't like black licorice as such but will probably eat it for social convention reasons.

I'll eat just about anything.
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We're currently in Normandy and so much of the energy around here has been fuck them nazis
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I picture a group of people designing the formal rules from informal games and just chucking bits in there "wouldn't it be really funny if?" But like it'll never happen, nothing will ever trigger that rule but it's funny to think about. Lo and behold I awake to Americans in agony over baseball
Waking up and checking bluesky always carries a chance that something happened in the states overnight and discovering, eventually, it was big baseball game was delightful
Ice agents, their bosses and even their informants(occasionally) like to gulp as much liquid* as possible followed by a diruretic in order to first take a big volume piss followed by a very dark syrup piss to get the best of both worlds.

*Doesn't even have to be potable liquid, if it's wet it works
Independent fact checkers have confirmed that ice agents all pee their pants deliberately on at least an hourly basis
Like I fully suspect their a set of hidden rules in his head he doesn't know about that means he can't just go with what we suggested and instead keep circling the same question again and again for more information.
Why does it matter that people get diagnosed or learn of how their brain words for various neural divergences.

Watching my dad who suspects he has OCD makes a decision has taken several hours and lots of consultantion and then ignoring the results for seemingly no reason.
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He’s not even making biscuits. He’s giving my bed a delicate, luxurious massage.
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punch my fist through the wall to reveal....... another fist
Yet, does have their own kind of hotdog and their own kind of chilli both of which are very apricot based but it's there.
Physicists have invented a Kansas City that’s in neither Kansas nor Missouri but instead exists in some kind of plasma intermediary state but the FDA won’t approve it because it doesn’t have barbecue yet
The Plasmo animated series from Australia, they recently have all been put up on YouTube by the original creator. They're gorgeous. Not a movie but the episodes are pretty short, like five ten minutes.
It's why I love a couch co-op local game.

Kiss wife and ask her day
why dont they make videogames where you can ask your wife how her day was and give her a kiss on the cheek
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I hope pinhead chihuahua is doing well wherever they are πŸ–€