Saz🌈
@rainbowplethora.bsky.social
I'm just a girl. Standing in front of a void. Screaming.
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Can you imagine how powerful I'd be if I didn't succumb to madness every four days or so
January 31, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Can you imagine how powerful I'd be if I didn't succumb to madness every four days or so
OH: "she was investigated for having gallstones"
January 31, 2026 at 1:14 PM
OH: "she was investigated for having gallstones"
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Did Alex Jones have some kind of Monkey’s Paw thing going on? Now there’s proof a cabal of paedophile murderer billionaires and politicians exists, and the federal government *is* sending masked agents to murder and overthrow 2a, and that cunts showing off his Labubu collection.
January 31, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Did Alex Jones have some kind of Monkey’s Paw thing going on? Now there’s proof a cabal of paedophile murderer billionaires and politicians exists, and the federal government *is* sending masked agents to murder and overthrow 2a, and that cunts showing off his Labubu collection.
hate when someone I dislike for petty irrational reasons turns out to be a genuine scumbag
January 28, 2026 at 11:36 AM
hate when someone I dislike for petty irrational reasons turns out to be a genuine scumbag
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Apparently this linguistics textbook has a section on a particular kind of stop, but I haven’t glotten that far.
January 25, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Apparently this linguistics textbook has a section on a particular kind of stop, but I haven’t glotten that far.
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Fact-Checking Trump On Greenland https://theonion.com/fact-checking-trump-on-greenland/
January 23, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Fact-Checking Trump On Greenland https://theonion.com/fact-checking-trump-on-greenland/
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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very well then. send as many men as you can spare. and fresh horses for all of them
(covering the phone and leaning over to talk to my wife, the queen) an egg fell. off a wall
(covering the phone and leaning over to talk to my wife, the queen) an egg fell. off a wall
January 6, 2026 at 3:36 PM
very well then. send as many men as you can spare. and fresh horses for all of them
(covering the phone and leaning over to talk to my wife, the queen) an egg fell. off a wall
(covering the phone and leaning over to talk to my wife, the queen) an egg fell. off a wall
Alarm goes off. Decide to cancel my appointment because I cannot move for exhaustion. Takes 15 minutes because I keep falling back asleep. 10 minutes later, someone in the street makes a worrying noise and I am suddenly wide awake and 100% lucid.
January 22, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Alarm goes off. Decide to cancel my appointment because I cannot move for exhaustion. Takes 15 minutes because I keep falling back asleep. 10 minutes later, someone in the street makes a worrying noise and I am suddenly wide awake and 100% lucid.
Beauty and the Beast with Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Beauty and the Beast with Big Naturals
Does the phrase "I saw the tv glow" predate the movie that transes your gender? I swear I just heard it in a podcast and I've never heard it before that movie came out so now I'm like 👀🥚❓
January 21, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Does the phrase "I saw the tv glow" predate the movie that transes your gender? I swear I just heard it in a podcast and I've never heard it before that movie came out so now I'm like 👀🥚❓
The thing I love about about my bluesky feed is that this morning it was fully of people lamenting that it didn't happen, but nobody posted any information about why they thought it might've.
January 21, 2026 at 12:59 PM
The thing I love about about my bluesky feed is that this morning it was fully of people lamenting that it didn't happen, but nobody posted any information about why they thought it might've.
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Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me
January 20, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me
I love how much of bird bsky is Australian. We have such great birds
January 20, 2026 at 10:17 AM
I love how much of bird bsky is Australian. We have such great birds
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I am CRYING laughing
in addition to having a terminal case of Youth Ministry Font and giving me a headache due to no two lines being exactly the same size, I'm obsessed with how unhinged this list is. are we implying it's a sin to be dead?????
in addition to having a terminal case of Youth Ministry Font and giving me a headache due to no two lines being exactly the same size, I'm obsessed with how unhinged this list is. are we implying it's a sin to be dead?????
Reminds me of this really cringy poster that hangs in the entrance of my in-laws' church.
January 20, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I am CRYING laughing
in addition to having a terminal case of Youth Ministry Font and giving me a headache due to no two lines being exactly the same size, I'm obsessed with how unhinged this list is. are we implying it's a sin to be dead?????
in addition to having a terminal case of Youth Ministry Font and giving me a headache due to no two lines being exactly the same size, I'm obsessed with how unhinged this list is. are we implying it's a sin to be dead?????
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Watching the evening newts. So much more relaxing than the evening news.
January 20, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Watching the evening newts. So much more relaxing than the evening news.
This is why I rarely watch twitch. It hurts me.
January 20, 2026 at 8:14 AM
This is why I rarely watch twitch. It hurts me.
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please sling some cash their way if you can
i'm still 25% away from my goal, with two weeks to go until my surgery!
please donate or share if you can, it all makes a difference and means the world to me
www.gofundme.com/f/augie-get-...
please donate or share if you can, it all makes a difference and means the world to me
www.gofundme.com/f/augie-get-...
Donate to Help Augie get top surgery, organized by August Terrell
Hi, I'm Augie, a trans masculine non-binary person, and after over a decade of needing this,… August Terrell needs your support for Help Augie get top surgery
www.gofundme.com
January 20, 2026 at 12:35 AM
please sling some cash their way if you can
Sounds like a job for Slash Beef.
imagine if you took all the city's meat and put it in a freezer
January 19, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Sounds like a job for Slash Beef.
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Jennifer Lawrence telling a story and saying “this is either true, or I’ve been telling it this way so long I think it’s true” is something I feel on a cellular level
January 17, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Jennifer Lawrence telling a story and saying “this is either true, or I’ve been telling it this way so long I think it’s true” is something I feel on a cellular level
In keeping with family tradition I have spent my birthday being normal about alcohol and now I'm a normal amoiubt of nauseous in my bathroom at 2am
January 18, 2026 at 2:06 AM
In keeping with family tradition I have spent my birthday being normal about alcohol and now I'm a normal amoiubt of nauseous in my bathroom at 2am
The urge to ask for drinks because I'm poor and cheap vs the urge to not give the conservative brexiteer free advertising
It's a shame wether spoons is owned by a crank doing crank shit in the crank islands because there was something fun about people posting their table number and pub broadly online and getting deluged with single fried eggs, shots of creme de menthe and glasses if milk through the app from strangers
January 18, 2026 at 1:48 AM
The urge to ask for drinks because I'm poor and cheap vs the urge to not give the conservative brexiteer free advertising
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Advance decay or "zombie pattern baldness" is a tense time in the unlife of any shambling horror, caught between conflicting messages around just flensing it all and going full skeleton, the false promises of regaining lost flesh with potions and treatments and radical surgical flesh transplants.
January 17, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Advance decay or "zombie pattern baldness" is a tense time in the unlife of any shambling horror, caught between conflicting messages around just flensing it all and going full skeleton, the false promises of regaining lost flesh with potions and treatments and radical surgical flesh transplants.
Fuck mornings, fuck estate agents, fuck renting, fuck house hunting, and fuck my stupid baka life.
January 17, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Fuck mornings, fuck estate agents, fuck renting, fuck house hunting, and fuck my stupid baka life.
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People imagine picking up and finding *something better* is an easy solution. But how is that supposed to work, when all your time and energy goes to staying alive? You have almost nothing to set aside to actually fight your way out.
January 17, 2026 at 8:37 AM
People imagine picking up and finding *something better* is an easy solution. But how is that supposed to work, when all your time and energy goes to staying alive? You have almost nothing to set aside to actually fight your way out.