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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 7h

How was it?

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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 1d

You look very like the Jon I had in my head when listening

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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 1d

I know all countries have their problems and holidays give us rose coloured glasses and the grass is always greener and all that... But I'm moving to france solely for the supermarkets. Everything else is the cherry on top.

Ornamental matt 🦜 @ornamentalmatt.bsky.social · 1d

Gonna have to immigrate again

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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 2d

Absolutely fucked that if you're single you struggle so much more with illness and disability. People shouldn't have to be in a relationship in order to live a decent life.

dr mo 🇵🇸 @redactedquirk.bsky.social · 2d

Reading people going "I couldn't have gotten through this without my partner/I can't work so my partner supports us" while gritting my teeth and reminding myself that bitterness is not sympathetic! Bitterness is not sympathetic! Bitterness is not sympathetic! Bitterness is not sympathetic!!!!!!!

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 2d

Trying to swear a bit less, and caught myself yesterday saying “oh hecking fuck”

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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 2d

Born to be a Modigliana, forced to be a Darren

make my jay, pvnc. @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 2d

AMAB (assigned modigliana at birth)

facebook post reading "new leftist schism based on which of the ferals was your favourite"

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dr mo 🇵🇸 @redactedquirk.bsky.social · 2d

not to harp on this point but has anyone ever noticed that chronic illness/disability is significantly harder to manage when you have no family or partner to help out

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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 3d

That's ok, that's the least of the reasons I'm not going to heaven

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Ornamental matt 🦜 @ornamentalmatt.bsky.social · 4d

Ice agents, their bosses and even their informants(occasionally) like to gulp as much liquid* as possible followed by a diruretic in order to first take a big volume piss followed by a very dark syrup piss to get the best of both worlds.

*Doesn't even have to be potable liquid, if it's wet it works

Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 4d

Independent fact checkers have confirmed that ice agents all pee their pants deliberately on at least an hourly basis

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The rumors that Immigration and Customs Enforcement or "ICE" agents are, quote, "all little pee-pants boys who love to go peepee in their pants all the time" have been confirmed true by independent fact-checkers

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It will, because it's true <3 Everyone knows that ICE agents are constantly pissing their pants on purpose because they like the warm feeling

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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 4d

Independent fact checkers have confirmed that ice agents all pee their pants deliberately on at least an hourly basis

Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 5d

Not cool that when you're mentally ill that applies when you're on holiday too

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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 6d

Addams family should sue

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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 6d

Grover Whitehaus

nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 7d

He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 7d

Women did not throw their full weight behind getting star trek made in the first place to be disrespected like this

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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 7d

Memory foam mattresses can suck my entire dick and balls tbh

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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · 7d

map of germany divided into 3 regions: Moinween, Halloween, and Servusween.

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make my jay, pvnc. @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 8d

upsetting to me how easily I was able to read this tbh

Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (Very scary) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 8d

Still one of the most insane tweets of all time

Old QT of mine reading: This is the ultimate "are you too online" litmus test and I don't think anything will ever top too

The quoted tweet rewards:
cw sa ok tl so be fr is sa rp ok if im an xx nb ?? my bf or so we is an nb yt tw so ik it is up to me to do it if we do do my nc rp bc he is xy so if we do an xy on xx nc rp it mb nc nc ie fr sa. oh ya to me he is my he bc we do bf on gf rp, my 2c is it ok bc tl dr I'm nd XD

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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 8d

I only stumbled twice I think

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gin. @showupforthis.bsky.social · 8d

I hope you end today with a full belly and a safe, warm place to sleep. I love you. I still believe in better for all of us.

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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 8d

It's cold outside
I doze inside my room
I'm all alone
More or less
Someone flies suddenly in here
Ne ver more (bom bom bom bom bom)
By my stu dy door (bom bom bom bom bom)

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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 9d

Welp, time to start looking into moving back to the homeland I guess.

Or were both gonna need to get real good at another language real quick

Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 10d

The Conservatives have drafted the legislation.

ANY one of the conditions being met leads to ILR being revoked.

If annual income falls below £38,700 for six months (for any reason at all)

The Secretary of State would also have the powers add whatever further conditions they want.

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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 9d

Not for the first time, I am derisive of etsy

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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 9d

There are no unweird artists

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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 9d

Your wife is an intelligent and reasonable woman

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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 9d

I'm not sure we called straight men who washed "metro" until a few years later

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