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A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, distraught says "OH NO! That means..." We seek Jack Skellington from Night Before Christmas approaching a door that looks like the twin towers. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of nervous looking passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane he's on about to go into the first tower. He says "what's this?"
September 11, 2024 at 1:14 PM
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I am simply obsessed with the mind of the man who picked up the deadliest snake in the world by hand and got bit and is now in the ICU on a ventilator because he does not carry antivenin out of principle.
Jeffrey Leibowitz I'm only gonna say this once. People who can't use their hands when necessary with venomous trip the fuck out when the snake climbs up the hook toward them. Then they die, and their pussy families blame us. Shut the fuck up. These are the same puss puss people who never shut the fuck up about a snake never attacking a person. These are the "teachers," the "educators" who help others get over their fear of snakes. Meanwhile, you're too punked out by your own snakes to interact with them--and only do so when absolutely necessary, and you're an itchy, yeast infected art collector giving advice about testosterone through estrogen filled pussy lips. You should CERTAINLY shut the fuck up. You can't do what we do. We CAN do what you do. If you nevertheless have an opinion, then you have NO BUSINESS in my hobby, or my country. Get the fuck out of both, and eat dick. You say we're "macho men". Well you're God damned right we ain't the ones getting fucked up our ass,
September 8, 2024 at 12:24 PM
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“marvin gaye’s clueless ass”
screenshot of someone’s spotify playlist titled “marvin gaye’s clueless ass.” songs include “what’s going on,” “what’s happening brother,” “when did you stop loving me,” “where are we going,” “i don’t know why,” and “why did i choose you”
September 3, 2024 at 4:12 AM