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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 2h

Hey, is there any CNN policy decision on what they call the body of water off the southern coasts of Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, and Florida?

Jon Passantino @passantino.bsky.social · 5h

CNN is now using the Trump preferred “Department of War” name in its official statements

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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 2h

Part of me wonders if the intention of electing a pope who is an American citizen was to make sure he cannot be barred from entering the US.

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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 4h

I talk about this kind of thing a lot with my 5 & 7-year-olds. Did you check your dresser drawers? Did you put it in the clothes hamper? Did you check under the credenza?

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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 9h

I’m pretty sure more than 250 songs have been written since 1/1/2001.

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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 9h

“Two-hundred and fifty songs, huh? Well let’s have a look at this list.”

No. 250: “Drops of Jupiter”

[immediately closes browser]

Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 11h

ROLLING STONE RANKS THE 250 GREATEST SONGS OF THE 21st CENTURY SO FAR 🚨

The 250 Greatest Songs of the 21st Century So Far

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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 1d

I think the worst part of Amy McGrath’s grift is that she’s gonna get more support and promotion from Congressional Dems than any actually-competitive 2026 candidate. She’d be stupid not to try this again!

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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 4d

Fuckin’ awesome! Congratulations! (I am gonna miss your commentary, but this is exciting!)

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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 7d

“There’s your answer, Fish Bulb.”

Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 7d

what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.

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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 9d

The only big box chain I’m even slightly nostalgic for in 2002 was Best Buy because goddamn did they have a selection of anime that put Suncoast’s to shame, and at half of their prices!

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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 9d

HAHAHAHA fair enough!

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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 9d

Hey if you’re ever near a polling place and see Carol Becker, make sure you say out loud that you drove all the way from Buffalo to vote.

Nick Kruse @nickkruse1.bsky.social · 10d

Minneapolis Times website explores the possibility of people being bussed in from Savage to vote in Minneapolis 😂🤣 what an absurd website, written by someone active in DFL circles.

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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 9d

YES I STOLE BEER FROM THE WALTONS WHADDAYA GONNA DO

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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 9d

listen the only reason to go to walmart in 2002 was because the cashiers weren’t checking the bottoms of the carts so sometimes you’d “forget” that you put a suitcase of budweiser there and just roll right out the store and some days you’d experiment with “forgetting” two suitcases down there

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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 12d

SHE?!

Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 13d

it me

The Onion @theonion.com · 13d

Report: Friend Has Been Going By Middle Name This Whole Fucking Time

CALABASAS, CA—Astounded that it had never come up at any point in the six years they had known each other, local woman Lucy Reed, 25, reported Tuesday that her friend Nicole Silberthau had apparently ...

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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 13d

This is some real Jair Bolsonaro-level energy, John.

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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 13d

I’m sorry I did this.

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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 13d

Chotiner: So, this place is not a place of honor?

NO HIGHLY ESTEEMED DEED IS COMMEMORATED HERE

Chotiner: So what is here is dangerous and repulsive to you?

THE FORM OF DANGER IS AN EMANATION OF ENERGY.

Chotiner: So you purposely advertised the particular location of a danger present in your time as it was in ours, that is to the body and can kill?

…WE CONSIDERED OURSELVES TO BE A POWERFUL CULTURE.

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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 13d

EDITOR: You get that photo of Char Aznable and Challia Bull I asked for?

gundampixel @gundampixel.bsky.social · 13d

The upcoming anan magazine cover is, well…

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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 13d

If someone is a “sexual matador,” then I can only assume that means they avoid penetration at all costs.

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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 17d

Welp, thanks to today’s youth and their addictive/destructive behaviors, I can only buy a can of compressed air over the internet.

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I just wanted to do whippets!

Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 18d

Half-Priced Books in SLP rockin’ the album version of “Skin Trade,” y’all.

Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 18d

Maybe it’ll be a better album that evokes the sentiment and affinity I’ll have for [checks notes] TRON: ARES, the third sequel to a dead franchise being released in the month of [checks bottom of notecard] October, and directed by the guy who directed [flips over notecard and squints] MALIFICENT 2.

Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 18d

Congratulations Trent, you’ve finally made the first completely skippable NIN album. I didn’t think you had it in ya, but then again it was only a matter of time.

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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 18d

🚨Hot Nine Inch Nails Take🚨: The TRON: ARES soundtrack should have just been a Reznor/Ross release, and the CHALLENGERS soundtrack deserved the full NIN treatment.

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