OneWingedSparrow
@onewingedsparrow.bsky.social
Writer, editor, cinematographer, professional know-it-all (alcoholic trivia host). Apparently I'm a pretty good singer too.
Pretty sure I've been putting in the work...
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Pretty sure I've been putting in the work...
It's because somehow studio execs suddenly blanked on the concept of a "reboot". I wish that were a joke, but that's just literally it. They can't figure out what to do with the story after No Time to Die because they wrote themselves into a corner.
(I'm sure you saw, posting for the curious.)
(I'm sure you saw, posting for the curious.)
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It's because somehow studio execs suddenly blanked on the concept of a "reboot". I wish that were a joke, but that's just literally it. They can't figure out what to do with the story after No Time to Die because they wrote themselves into a corner.
(I'm sure you saw, posting for the curious.)
(I'm sure you saw, posting for the curious.)
Actually i was trying not to post this whole thing because it's only tangentially relevant to the point of the thread, but... typed this whole thing up the other day. And I actually put the work into researching this shit...
October 26, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Actually i was trying not to post this whole thing because it's only tangentially relevant to the point of the thread, but... typed this whole thing up the other day. And I actually put the work into researching this shit...
This is a bitchin album cover tho...
October 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This is a bitchin album cover tho...
Balls to that. I'm selecting whatever THIS is.
October 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Balls to that. I'm selecting whatever THIS is.
*bleep bloop*
October 14, 2025 at 5:47 AM
*bleep bloop*
Probably. Producers like cost cutting. Whole lots people never noticed that the gate room in Stargate Atlantis was an old blade set.
September 10, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Probably. Producers like cost cutting. Whole lots people never noticed that the gate room in Stargate Atlantis was an old blade set.
Judge not lest ye be judged.
September 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Judge not lest ye be judged.
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
Lucky for me i downloaded this earlier today in a rare moment of foresight...
September 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Lucky for me i downloaded this earlier today in a rare moment of foresight...
Just means im better preoared for round 2...
September 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Just means im better preoared for round 2...
Ive been pointing it out elsewhere as people needing to internalize Maxim 29. Let them work for you, but know they WILL throw you under the bus. Be prepared to do it to them first.
August 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Ive been pointing it out elsewhere as people needing to internalize Maxim 29. Let them work for you, but know they WILL throw you under the bus. Be prepared to do it to them first.
Hey. Um. Quick question:
Can we put Jesse Watters and Greg Gutfeld through two?
Can we put Jesse Watters and Greg Gutfeld through two?
July 22, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Hey. Um. Quick question:
Can we put Jesse Watters and Greg Gutfeld through two?
Can we put Jesse Watters and Greg Gutfeld through two?
They're finally learning basic addition.
July 13, 2025 at 7:19 AM
They're finally learning basic addition.
"Hey guys, I'm replacing the shower curtains. Do you have a preference?"
July 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
"Hey guys, I'm replacing the shower curtains. Do you have a preference?"
Note to everyone out there with awesome roommates: if you're shopping for shower curtains and want an honest opinion you CAN'T send this as one of 4 options and expect the other 3 to be considered as serious options.
July 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Note to everyone out there with awesome roommates: if you're shopping for shower curtains and want an honest opinion you CAN'T send this as one of 4 options and expect the other 3 to be considered as serious options.
Which we should be calling out EVERYONE responsible for. Example:
Hey, Molly Taft! Why the fuck is this buried 13 fucking paragraphs into your article when it's your entire point? This is how your article should have STARTED. THEN you do the dozen paragraphs of padding.
Hey, Molly Taft! Why the fuck is this buried 13 fucking paragraphs into your article when it's your entire point? This is how your article should have STARTED. THEN you do the dozen paragraphs of padding.
July 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Which we should be calling out EVERYONE responsible for. Example:
Hey, Molly Taft! Why the fuck is this buried 13 fucking paragraphs into your article when it's your entire point? This is how your article should have STARTED. THEN you do the dozen paragraphs of padding.
Hey, Molly Taft! Why the fuck is this buried 13 fucking paragraphs into your article when it's your entire point? This is how your article should have STARTED. THEN you do the dozen paragraphs of padding.
Sorry, my bad.
This. Specifically these three thoughts. The idea itself is self defeating.
Not practical, not possible. This is not a realistic goal. I wish it was. I really do. It is not.
This. Specifically these three thoughts. The idea itself is self defeating.
Not practical, not possible. This is not a realistic goal. I wish it was. I really do. It is not.
July 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Sorry, my bad.
This. Specifically these three thoughts. The idea itself is self defeating.
Not practical, not possible. This is not a realistic goal. I wish it was. I really do. It is not.
This. Specifically these three thoughts. The idea itself is self defeating.
Not practical, not possible. This is not a realistic goal. I wish it was. I really do. It is not.
No. Im pissed because she voted for it knowing full well it was not in the best interests of her constituents, knowing full well the majority did not support it and then had the fucking nerve to say this. It's not because she's a woman. It's because she's a reprehensible shit person and KNOWS it.
July 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
No. Im pissed because she voted for it knowing full well it was not in the best interests of her constituents, knowing full well the majority did not support it and then had the fucking nerve to say this. It's not because she's a woman. It's because she's a reprehensible shit person and KNOWS it.
Ok, fuck Bezos and im admittedly a cretinous dive bar junkie who dresses like a 90s grunge star who got hit by a bus, but...
I honestly can't tell what's wrong with the dress. Like... can someone please explain to me why that dress is SO HORRIBLE in a world where this shit is considered "good"?
I honestly can't tell what's wrong with the dress. Like... can someone please explain to me why that dress is SO HORRIBLE in a world where this shit is considered "good"?
June 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Ok, fuck Bezos and im admittedly a cretinous dive bar junkie who dresses like a 90s grunge star who got hit by a bus, but...
I honestly can't tell what's wrong with the dress. Like... can someone please explain to me why that dress is SO HORRIBLE in a world where this shit is considered "good"?
I honestly can't tell what's wrong with the dress. Like... can someone please explain to me why that dress is SO HORRIBLE in a world where this shit is considered "good"?
