OneWingedSparrow
@onewingedsparrow.bsky.social
Writer, editor, cinematographer, professional know-it-all (alcoholic trivia host). Apparently I'm a pretty good singer too.
Damn fuckin straight.
@onewingedsparrow.bsky.social has swears! They've used 746 profanities in their last 1,810 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (145 times)
🥈 "fuck" (134 times)
🥉 "shit" (109 times)
🥇 "fucking" (145 times)
🥈 "fuck" (134 times)
🥉 "shit" (109 times)
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Damn fuckin straight.
November 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Nightwish
Meatloaf
Dread Crew of Oddwood
The Tossers
Sound City Players
Nightwish
Meatloaf
Dread Crew of Oddwood
The Tossers
Sound City Players
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Billy Joel
Elton John
Billy Joel AND Elton John
P!nk
Barenaked Ladies
Billy Joel
Elton John
Billy Joel AND Elton John
P!nk
Barenaked Ladies
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Depeche Mode
Nine Inch Nails
The Hooters
John Carpenter
Howard Shore
Depeche Mode
Nine Inch Nails
The Hooters
John Carpenter
Howard Shore
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Nightwish
Meatloaf
Dread Crew of Oddwood
The Tossers
Sound City Players
Nightwish
Meatloaf
Dread Crew of Oddwood
The Tossers
Sound City Players
Did it happen yet?
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Did it happen yet?
My brain has done the impossible. I have forgotten the kars4kids song.
The commercial just played at my bar. I know i SHOULD be hearing it even without the sound. Subtitles are even on.
I HAVE FORGOTTEN KARS 4 KIDS
The commercial just played at my bar. I know i SHOULD be hearing it even without the sound. Subtitles are even on.
I HAVE FORGOTTEN KARS 4 KIDS
November 18, 2025 at 5:14 AM
My brain has done the impossible. I have forgotten the kars4kids song.
The commercial just played at my bar. I know i SHOULD be hearing it even without the sound. Subtitles are even on.
I HAVE FORGOTTEN KARS 4 KIDS
The commercial just played at my bar. I know i SHOULD be hearing it even without the sound. Subtitles are even on.
I HAVE FORGOTTEN KARS 4 KIDS
Normal brain: Man, writers block sucks. I should see if my friend has considered writing Moby Dick but set in 2025.
Writer's brain: Hey, I know you're trying to work on that Galaxy Quest inspired script but here's a whole ass 5 issue origin story for Commissioner Gordon's mustache. Kthxbye!
Writer's brain: Hey, I know you're trying to work on that Galaxy Quest inspired script but here's a whole ass 5 issue origin story for Commissioner Gordon's mustache. Kthxbye!
November 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Normal brain: Man, writers block sucks. I should see if my friend has considered writing Moby Dick but set in 2025.
Writer's brain: Hey, I know you're trying to work on that Galaxy Quest inspired script but here's a whole ass 5 issue origin story for Commissioner Gordon's mustache. Kthxbye!
Writer's brain: Hey, I know you're trying to work on that Galaxy Quest inspired script but here's a whole ass 5 issue origin story for Commissioner Gordon's mustache. Kthxbye!
You know what Todd Howard? Fuck you. KEEP Elder Scrolls VI. Done with your George RR Martin bullshit. Done with re-releasing Skyrim every year. The games been in development so long there's entire AAA studios formed and dissolved since it started. Fuck off.
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
You know what Todd Howard? Fuck you. KEEP Elder Scrolls VI. Done with your George RR Martin bullshit. Done with re-releasing Skyrim every year. The games been in development so long there's entire AAA studios formed and dissolved since it started. Fuck off.
If I'm a stupid asshole of a wannabe despot who just saw my country largely turn against me during a government shutdown knowing full well SCOTUS well just do as I wish?
I make an emergency Execute Order to federally mandate voter ID with a very reasonable sounding background check.
I make an emergency Execute Order to federally mandate voter ID with a very reasonable sounding background check.
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 AM
If I'm a stupid asshole of a wannabe despot who just saw my country largely turn against me during a government shutdown knowing full well SCOTUS well just do as I wish?
I make an emergency Execute Order to federally mandate voter ID with a very reasonable sounding background check.
I make an emergency Execute Order to federally mandate voter ID with a very reasonable sounding background check.
Somewhere out there in the multiverse is a reality where Droopy Don has his final stroke today and Dick Cheney's death day becomes the footnote it deserves to be.
I'd love that for us. 🤞
I'd love that for us. 🤞
November 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Somewhere out there in the multiverse is a reality where Droopy Don has his final stroke today and Dick Cheney's death day becomes the footnote it deserves to be.
I'd love that for us. 🤞
I'd love that for us. 🤞
Ok, how much did Mamdani pay Stephen Miller to endorse Cuomo?
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Ok, how much did Mamdani pay Stephen Miller to endorse Cuomo?
Fireworks. Notoriously great in the LA area in fucking November...
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Fireworks. Notoriously great in the LA area in fucking November...
Super fun to see all the people complaining about the length of 2 hour movies ready and able to put 7 hours into watching a bunch of dudes try to hit a ball and run in a circle for 7 hours...
October 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Super fun to see all the people complaining about the length of 2 hour movies ready and able to put 7 hours into watching a bunch of dudes try to hit a ball and run in a circle for 7 hours...
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If this gets reskeeted 483,000 times I’ll buy a miniature donkey.
October 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If this gets reskeeted 483,000 times I’ll buy a miniature donkey.
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I don't know which is more annoying. When Taylor makes a good album? Or a bad one?
October 5, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I don't know which is more annoying. When Taylor makes a good album? Or a bad one?
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In order for the United States to become a party to the International Criminal Court and have our officials be subject to trial at The Hague, the US Senate would need to ratify the Rome statute by a two-thirds vote. Let’s start running on that.
October 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
In order for the United States to become a party to the International Criminal Court and have our officials be subject to trial at The Hague, the US Senate would need to ratify the Rome statute by a two-thirds vote. Let’s start running on that.
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i looked at the methodology for this and it is
a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and
b. p-hacked
a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and
b. p-hacked
Nearly a third of Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says
1 in 3 Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says
www.independent.co.uk
October 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
i looked at the methodology for this and it is
a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and
b. p-hacked
a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and
b. p-hacked
*sigh* I've said this before, too lazy to find it:
For FUCKS sake people (especially the "Meidas Might...eh") stop saying this isn't normal. There are voters who grew up knowing ONLY "this".
"This isn't normal" is the wrong framing.
This IS normal. But it shouldn't be. And we need to change it.
For FUCKS sake people (especially the "Meidas Might...eh") stop saying this isn't normal. There are voters who grew up knowing ONLY "this".
"This isn't normal" is the wrong framing.
This IS normal. But it shouldn't be. And we need to change it.
October 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
*sigh* I've said this before, too lazy to find it:
For FUCKS sake people (especially the "Meidas Might...eh") stop saying this isn't normal. There are voters who grew up knowing ONLY "this".
"This isn't normal" is the wrong framing.
This IS normal. But it shouldn't be. And we need to change it.
For FUCKS sake people (especially the "Meidas Might...eh") stop saying this isn't normal. There are voters who grew up knowing ONLY "this".
"This isn't normal" is the wrong framing.
This IS normal. But it shouldn't be. And we need to change it.
When I am elected president my first executive order well be a ban on restaurants using "Panda" in their name. It's so dumb trying to order Chinese when no one can tell if you mean Panda Express, Panda Bowl, New Panda, Panda, Hot Panda, Golden Panda, Lucky Panda or Panda's Giant Balls.
September 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
When I am elected president my first executive order well be a ban on restaurants using "Panda" in their name. It's so dumb trying to order Chinese when no one can tell if you mean Panda Express, Panda Bowl, New Panda, Panda, Hot Panda, Golden Panda, Lucky Panda or Panda's Giant Balls.
Things that are now in my search history:
How do doctors ACTUALLY remove a light bulb that has been shoved in someones ass?
How do doctors ACTUALLY remove a light bulb that has been shoved in someones ass?
September 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Things that are now in my search history:
How do doctors ACTUALLY remove a light bulb that has been shoved in someones ass?
How do doctors ACTUALLY remove a light bulb that has been shoved in someones ass?
Donald Trump has singlehandedly convinced me that either time travel is impossible or humanity will cease to exist before we figure out how to do it.
September 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Donald Trump has singlehandedly convinced me that either time travel is impossible or humanity will cease to exist before we figure out how to do it.
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Fascism never reverses course.
September 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Fascism never reverses course.