Soil Wizard
@onionimportleader.bsky.social
Artist, dog lover, and avid reader
World’s tallest finger painter and Tishomingo County’s cuntiest glassblower
Sapphire Empath
Free Palestine
World’s tallest finger painter and Tishomingo County’s cuntiest glassblower
Sapphire Empath
Free Palestine
More like babadork the way I woulda had his ass stuffed in a locker
December 13, 2025 at 5:02 AM
More like babadork the way I woulda had his ass stuffed in a locker
Just got back from hammer school and I never noticed how many nails there are around
December 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Just got back from hammer school and I never noticed how many nails there are around
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a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
You must go close that window
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
You must go close that window
More like babacrook the way I would have yanked that boy offstage
October 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
More like babacrook the way I would have yanked that boy offstage
Gardesil gotta be one of my favorite hobbit characters
October 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Gardesil gotta be one of my favorite hobbit characters
Suckin on some raw-men’s noodles and you know I’m slurping the broth
October 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Suckin on some raw-men’s noodles and you know I’m slurping the broth
Suckin on that bilgewater brew
September 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Suckin on that bilgewater brew
Voted least fuckable at the pumpkin pageant
September 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Voted least fuckable at the pumpkin pageant
Pizza Hut garlic frots
August 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Pizza Hut garlic frots
Sewing a cheese grater to my kneecap for maximum damage
August 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Sewing a cheese grater to my kneecap for maximum damage
Dude Where’s My Contentment
July 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Dude Where’s My Contentment
This [lady] from the dirt forums keeps sending me cock requests but my bandwidth is limited and she doesn’t deserve it
July 4, 2025 at 5:16 AM
This [lady] from the dirt forums keeps sending me cock requests but my bandwidth is limited and she doesn’t deserve it
Ima wanna getit andi wanna beit andi wanna yahoo
July 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Ima wanna getit andi wanna beit andi wanna yahoo
I think therefore I’m Pam
May 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I think therefore I’m Pam
All my homies and I have acceded to immediate ceasefire terms, pending negotiation of a formal armistice, in the war against skinny bitches
May 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
All my homies and I have acceded to immediate ceasefire terms, pending negotiation of a formal armistice, in the war against skinny bitches
The Fucksucker Proxy (1994) ⭐️⭐️: great cinematography but bad wig-work. Not enough fucksucking
April 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The Fucksucker Proxy (1994) ⭐️⭐️: great cinematography but bad wig-work. Not enough fucksucking
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We have had nearly two decades of panic about Free Speech on Campus and not a single case, not even the ones they made up, were as bad as what's happening now
This is the text of the email just sent to hundreds of international students telling them that their visas have been revoked due to activism or social media posts.
March 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
We have had nearly two decades of panic about Free Speech on Campus and not a single case, not even the ones they made up, were as bad as what's happening now
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if you were an unreconstructed segregationist from jim crow alabama, what would you do differently than this administration with regard to civil rights enforcement?
Breaking from me and @mjsdc.bsky.social : Newly installed AG Pam Bondi sent out more than a dozen memos in a 15 minute period on Wednesday. One of them told staffers to come up with "proposals for criminal investigations" of large companies that have DEIA initiatives. slate.com/news-and-pol...
Pam Bondi Instructs Trump DOJ to Criminally Investigate Companies That Do DEI
Civil rights advocates may well file suit immediately against the Justice Department to secure an injunction.
slate.com
February 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
if you were an unreconstructed segregationist from jim crow alabama, what would you do differently than this administration with regard to civil rights enforcement?
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i don't know what to say that someone smarter won't say better. but i was a trans kid when there wasn't care for trans kids & i can tell a short story since that's allegedly my deal.
i survived. but you know the survivorship diagram? i'm that fringe dot. i survived by accident.🧵
cw: self-harm ⬇️
i survived. but you know the survivorship diagram? i'm that fringe dot. i survived by accident.🧵
cw: self-harm ⬇️
January 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
i don't know what to say that someone smarter won't say better. but i was a trans kid when there wasn't care for trans kids & i can tell a short story since that's allegedly my deal.
i survived. but you know the survivorship diagram? i'm that fringe dot. i survived by accident.🧵
cw: self-harm ⬇️
i survived. but you know the survivorship diagram? i'm that fringe dot. i survived by accident.🧵
cw: self-harm ⬇️
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To put a finer point on it:
If you want a Trader Joe's in your community but you don't want to allow housing that a Trader Joe's employee could afford to live in, you're an advocate for traffic creation.
If you want a Trader Joe's in your community but you don't want to allow housing that a Trader Joe's employee could afford to live in, you're an advocate for traffic creation.
Yup. And they are already driving into our communities to work. We've got their cars, we should welcome the rest of them too.
We just need more policy makers who get it.
We just need more policy makers who get it.
December 20, 2024 at 2:18 AM
To put a finer point on it:
If you want a Trader Joe's in your community but you don't want to allow housing that a Trader Joe's employee could afford to live in, you're an advocate for traffic creation.
If you want a Trader Joe's in your community but you don't want to allow housing that a Trader Joe's employee could afford to live in, you're an advocate for traffic creation.