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Humphrey Bogart's Hairpiece
@onychomys.bsky.social
Follow me if you want, just know that I'm boring and dumb. Go Pokes!

📍Rochester, MN

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One of these years I'm going to set up a block list for the word "tRump" and greatly improve my daily life on this site.
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
You need to have some for quality control! What if they're secretly terrible, or poisoned? You wouldn't want to serve that to your friends, better check.
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I wonder if it'd be better to keep the kernals dry than what that blog person did. Maybe try a small ramekin with some kernals in it? It's going to be hard to get them up to 355° in any case, but if there's other stuff transferring heat away it'll be nearly impossible.
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
It's like a warm hug and you don't even have to hang out with your in-laws to get it.
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It's also one of the only westerns that deals with the thing you actually fight about out there: water rights!
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Isn't it a percent change since the election or similar? So if he was at a 65% approval back then he might be at 60% now.
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Honestly, so do the Rockies.
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
The Genesis project I remember didn't turn out so hot (although it did come in handy a couple of years later)
two men looking at each other with one wearing a red shirt with the letter t on the front
Alt: Spock's death at the end of Wrath of Khan
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
If any of you have $400k laying around that I could borrow for a while, let me know.
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
His dad used to talk to him about becoming "the greatest warrior this country has ever seen", so maybe he got to join the army and live very far away from his father. It's a pretty stupid name to give a kid either way, tho'.
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
In college I lived in an apartment next to a guy who had named his kid Achilles. The poor kid (who was about 15 when I knew him) was so obviously in the closet but his white trash dad would have probably actually killed him if he found out. I hope that kid's life turned out okay.
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The data for election contributions are publicly available, you can just go look it up. This site collates it from FEC filings, for example.

www.transparencyusa.org/mn/candidate...
Will Stancil - Minnesota Candidate - Transparency USA
THE ANSWERS YOU NEED ABOUT THE MONEY IN STATE POLITICS
www.transparencyusa.org
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Lucky for all of us, it's not like anybody under the age of 50 uses Facebook anymore, lol. He's not going to find victims there!
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I was one of the people who sent the info in and I'm still angry that he kept his accounts. It's so dumb.

(assuming it's the same guy, I imagine that it's not like facebook only did it once).
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
What about MSN.ow
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I once went to a crawdad boil at Ikea, where the Swedes had boiled them in dill. It was, uh, different.
November 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Somebody should give Chuck Schumer a drone with a grenade strapped to it.
November 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM