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#MorningVibe

Here’s some advice from cogey (IG) on how to #StayAliveIn2025.

Have a plan. Put the telephone number for Congress in your contacts. Use it liberally. (202) 224-3121

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January 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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January 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Dishwasher is broken. Using a fireplace poker and barbecue tongs to eat spaghetti off a wall clock
January 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Hey look, no Harris supporters stopped the electoral vote count to rub shit on the walls.
January 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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January 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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ME: I didn't choose the thug life

THEM: you're eating soup in a cardigan at 10:30 on a Tuesday morning

ME: I could not have been more clear
January 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Remind you of anyone who has a lethal aversion to reading? Caligula Combover, maybe?
January 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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January 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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"An unscheduledrapid decompressive disassembly "
January 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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It seems 2025 will be very unsubtle with its metaphors and foreshadowing.
January 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Good morning and Happy New Year! 🎊
2025 worldwide, 1955 in the United States, but I digress.

I’m coming in hot on this first day of the year!
Literally, flu hot.😑
But also, defend democracy hot!❤️‍🔥

Don’t agonize, organize! ✊🏽

Which I’ll do right after some menudo.😋
Pfft, who gives out flu as a gift?
January 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
January birthstone polish from Holo Taco is Gosh Garnet.
January 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Mooncat / Star Wars collab. Scum and Villainy.
December 23, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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If Jesus were real he'd say, "You're waiting on tables I taught you to flip."
December 23, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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December 12, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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Assad is now in Moscow, so Tulsi can visit all her friends in one place.
December 8, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Tariffs Day 1 - Millions of Trump supporters see prices at Walmart doubled overnight.
Tariffs Day 2 - Millions of Trump supporters blame the Biden administration.
November 30, 2024 at 11:38 PM
December’s birthstone polish is Tanzanite Away
November 30, 2024 at 10:14 PM
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🧪 Is anyone aware of any efforts to preserve the public information currently available on the EPA, OSHA, FDA, and USDA websites? There is a lot of critical scientific reference material on those sites, and I'm afraid that much of it might be removed next year.
November 29, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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NEW: VoteVets Responds To Doug Collins being named to head the VA:

"By taking a wrecking ball to the VA, as Project 2025 laid out, and now Donald Trump and Doug Collins will carry out, we most assuredly will discourage service in the future. That will leave us far less safe than we are today."
November 15, 2024 at 6:14 PM
pink tourmaline polish for last month.
Holo Taco Birthday Brat.
November 15, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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Advanced memework
November 14, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Holo Taco’s November Birthstone polish. “Topaz Tears”
November 14, 2024 at 9:25 PM