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Chris - Tortured Systems Engineer™️
@optesterchris.bsky.social
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Navy (ret) Surface Warfare Officer & missile defender with a side of fries. I taught Zach Mayo everything he knows. A perfectly flawed human. Opinions = my own.
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Sweet!
February 12, 2026 at 12:17 PM
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Better chemistry and lots of walking
February 9, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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I slipped an fell earlier in the week. Urgent care this morning and possible partial tear of my hamstring.

I’m not going anywhere!
February 7, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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Yale writ large on the quality of certain graduates.
February 7, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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I hate that I’ve seen this. I need to find bleach.
February 7, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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Preach
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February 7, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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Oh. My. Lord
February 6, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 11:21 AM
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