I bought a fanart calendar because I like the artist, which arrived today. Unfortunately, its utility as a calendar leaves much to be desired (no space to write on the day squares). Luckily, I like another artist who also has a calendar...

Take my money!!!

What a headline.

Fawlty Towers Ed & Stede would be fab

We can tell stories *and* punch nazis

In case you need it

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Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, that among the reasons they *can* talk is "to make sure the monastery cats know when it's mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them."

It occurred to me that I have no idea if the number of cheese graters I own is above or below average, so I've written a survey:

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Something to remember this US Election Day

RELEASE DAY!!
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I made the critical error of not buying dollop cream for my scones with jam and cream and now the cream is running everywhere

I am unwillingly adding to the fatberg in our sewerage system bc I don't want to lick the plate

After nine years away from academia, my friend has asked me to present at this conference he's running. Mixed emotions, but mostly joy I'll get to talk about my subject again

I had my car serviced yesterday and then discovered a flat tyre before work today. Ugh

My feet hurt so much!

Struggling not to blame past me for buying so much stuff because now I'm putting it all in boxes to move into my new place
But present me loves my stuff too, never fear

Cleaning sucks balls

I haven't actually read the article yet but if the answer isn't "The partially dismembered body of the world's first richest man" my disappointment will echo through this hotel like the howling of a lonesome train wolf.

Yet another social media website. Let's see how long this one lasts