R. Cooper
@rcooper.bsky.social
writer of romantic stories. only occasionally breaks a reader's heart.
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R. Cooper
@rcooper.bsky.social
· Oct 20
Out in like two weeks! Because rules don't matter anymore! lol a fun little novella about a man who is a walking italicized "Oh" and the somewhat bitchy (he has his reasons) twunk who wants to fuck that old man. (He's only 40)
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the airports of the world should hold an annual competition to see who has the worst chicken caesar wrap
February 15, 2026 at 8:58 PM
the airports of the world should hold an annual competition to see who has the worst chicken caesar wrap
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People think I’m joking but turkeys run the streets like gangsters. Last year, they broke a mailman’s hip!
February 15, 2026 at 3:27 AM
People think I’m joking but turkeys run the streets like gangsters. Last year, they broke a mailman’s hip!
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
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lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 14, 2026 at 11:47 PM
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
also love people claiming to be about public health advising a new food pyramid emphasizing foods that they have ensured no one can afford to buy. true losers. absolute (to borrow a phrase) wankers. rfk jr and others just sitting around at the cdc huffing their own farts
February 15, 2026 at 12:17 AM
also love people claiming to be about public health advising a new food pyramid emphasizing foods that they have ensured no one can afford to buy. true losers. absolute (to borrow a phrase) wankers. rfk jr and others just sitting around at the cdc huffing their own farts
if any of that made sense to you, congrats on being a nerd of a certain age
February 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
if any of that made sense to you, congrats on being a nerd of a certain age
wish more msm people would just write "old man yells at cloud" under whatever he says if they aren't going to push back on it.
or at least some version of "he can't get what he wants legally so he is trying to stir up his cult to act for him" ie "won't somebody rid him of that troublesome priest?"
or at least some version of "he can't get what he wants legally so he is trying to stir up his cult to act for him" ie "won't somebody rid him of that troublesome priest?"
February 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
wish more msm people would just write "old man yells at cloud" under whatever he says if they aren't going to push back on it.
or at least some version of "he can't get what he wants legally so he is trying to stir up his cult to act for him" ie "won't somebody rid him of that troublesome priest?"
or at least some version of "he can't get what he wants legally so he is trying to stir up his cult to act for him" ie "won't somebody rid him of that troublesome priest?"
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February 14, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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Let the flirting commence.
February 14, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Let the flirting commence.
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I am gonna go out on a limb and say that a Jersey dude so horrified that he went to his first protest and is trying not to cry on camera has a pretty good chance of staying radicalized. And that while Bluesky loves to pick apart things like this, this kinda video moves the needle for OTHER dudes.
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I am gonna go out on a limb and say that a Jersey dude so horrified that he went to his first protest and is trying not to cry on camera has a pretty good chance of staying radicalized. And that while Bluesky loves to pick apart things like this, this kinda video moves the needle for OTHER dudes.
I do not believe for a second that Amazon and Ring and Flock are not still working together. And if they truly are not working together right now, I believe it's temporary. All this regime is doing is letting the heat die down, probably until they get their funding or the midterms.
February 13, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I do not believe for a second that Amazon and Ring and Flock are not still working together. And if they truly are not working together right now, I believe it's temporary. All this regime is doing is letting the heat die down, probably until they get their funding or the midterms.
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On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
"St. Olaf's meanest ventriloquist."
February 13, 2026 at 5:50 AM
"St. Olaf's meanest ventriloquist."
listening to Angela Collier roast a professor for like twenty-five minutes, because he published an article about his ChatGPT use and didn't realize how stupid, lazy, and bad at his job it made him look (or how it probably just sunk his career. oof) "Dr. Flattery the Compliment Bot" though lmao
February 12, 2026 at 10:21 PM
listening to Angela Collier roast a professor for like twenty-five minutes, because he published an article about his ChatGPT use and didn't realize how stupid, lazy, and bad at his job it made him look (or how it probably just sunk his career. oof) "Dr. Flattery the Compliment Bot" though lmao
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Reminder that tomorrow is Friday, and That Asshole always pulls something arbitrarily cruel on a Friday, so give yourself a bit of extra grace today and think about someone you can help this weekend.
February 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Reminder that tomorrow is Friday, and That Asshole always pulls something arbitrarily cruel on a Friday, so give yourself a bit of extra grace today and think about someone you can help this weekend.
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JFC I've heard that Fetterman is considering supporting the SAVE act. It's a disaster of a bill that would create sweeping disenfranchisement.
Whoever your senators are, I don't care, call them. I don't wanna hear if you think they definitely will or won't support this, take 3 minutes & call.
Whoever your senators are, I don't care, call them. I don't wanna hear if you think they definitely will or won't support this, take 3 minutes & call.
February 12, 2026 at 4:17 PM
JFC I've heard that Fetterman is considering supporting the SAVE act. It's a disaster of a bill that would create sweeping disenfranchisement.
Whoever your senators are, I don't care, call them. I don't wanna hear if you think they definitely will or won't support this, take 3 minutes & call.
Whoever your senators are, I don't care, call them. I don't wanna hear if you think they definitely will or won't support this, take 3 minutes & call.
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Welp! My partner got laid off, so for now, ChrissaCorp is the sole breadwinner.
Extra grateful for everyone who supports my work and I work hard to make it worth it!
Access 90+ tutorials, 100s of digital goodiees or join the MailClub & get goodies in your mailbox too!
patreon.com/chrissabug
Extra grateful for everyone who supports my work and I work hard to make it worth it!
Access 90+ tutorials, 100s of digital goodiees or join the MailClub & get goodies in your mailbox too!
patreon.com/chrissabug
February 12, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Welp! My partner got laid off, so for now, ChrissaCorp is the sole breadwinner.
Extra grateful for everyone who supports my work and I work hard to make it worth it!
Access 90+ tutorials, 100s of digital goodiees or join the MailClub & get goodies in your mailbox too!
patreon.com/chrissabug
Extra grateful for everyone who supports my work and I work hard to make it worth it!
Access 90+ tutorials, 100s of digital goodiees or join the MailClub & get goodies in your mailbox too!
patreon.com/chrissabug
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BREAKING: In accordance with US law, Pam Bondi must now investigate paedophiles as the Dow Jones has dropped below 50,000 👀
February 12, 2026 at 7:33 PM
BREAKING: In accordance with US law, Pam Bondi must now investigate paedophiles as the Dow Jones has dropped below 50,000 👀
5 Calls right now has an option for calling your state and your federal reps to block ICE buying/building in your state.
February 12, 2026 at 8:15 PM
5 Calls right now has an option for calling your state and your federal reps to block ICE buying/building in your state.
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Someone was abducted at 10 AM by ICE on Central Ave. Their coworker says they’ve lived here for over 20 years, are documented, and have 3 kids who were born here.
Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.
Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.
February 12, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Someone was abducted at 10 AM by ICE on Central Ave. Their coworker says they’ve lived here for over 20 years, are documented, and have 3 kids who were born here.
Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.
Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.
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Rockwell would have painted this.
Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones.
Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
February 12, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Rockwell would have painted this.
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"Yeah, everyone just go ahead and delete TikTok now if you haven't already."
TikTok Refuses to Confirm or Deny That It's Providing User Data to ICE
TikTok refuses to confirm or deny that ICE is obtaining detailed information about its users via private data brokers.
trib.al
February 11, 2026 at 3:03 AM
"Yeah, everyone just go ahead and delete TikTok now if you haven't already."
really wondering how many of these people signed on with 47 thinking they were in on the grift and then fell into the cult anyway. because that's what cults do. no one is immune.
February 12, 2026 at 5:15 AM
really wondering how many of these people signed on with 47 thinking they were in on the grift and then fell into the cult anyway. because that's what cults do. no one is immune.