another year, another failure to coerce and maneuver my roommates to watch Spirited (2022)

there's always next year :)

Heavenly tyrant finally came out, so I'm making my hapless roommates watch Darling in the Franxx; the poor bastards'll never know what hit em

When you buy a 3d printer

My gym replaced all its cardio equipment and the bastards installed the bikes that make your balls go numb :(

we're all talking about the penal industrial complex, so why aren't we talking about the Penis Industrial Complex

just had to do a drug test in the same building I got a vasectomy. woman at the front desk saw me coming AND going

really sobering once you learn that “last christmas i gave you my heart” is about a failed organ donor situation

i like playing Root because it reminds me of high school theater