La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
@orichalcumgolem.bsky.social
Maker, punster, novelist. Trans, aspiring swords-lesbian. Medically diagnosed as "delightful".
My books: https://taeliana.mephron.com/
My links: https://linktr.ee/jendantes
My books: https://taeliana.mephron.com/
My links: https://linktr.ee/jendantes
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Donate to Sellesta and Jen Need Your Kindness, organized by Genevieve Dantes
Hello everyone.
I'm Jen, a trans woman, and my wife is Sellesta. (In the … Genevieve Dantes needs your support for Sellesta and Jen Need Your Kindness
gofund.me
My wife, the only employed on here, has been ill and is expected to not be able to return to work until mid-April, and that's a full month without any income. If you can help or share, please, we would appreciate it.
gofund.me/afa6d3d9
gofund.me/afa6d3d9
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Homeless @ end of month, despite end of year expectation;
must get started w/ PCP by month end to keep on vital medication.I pushed intake
I am in a state of emergency, this is a crisis to find housing, of any kind, anywhere
no family in NE can take me.
any leads help
ko-fi.com/gooptimes/go...
must get started w/ PCP by month end to keep on vital medication.I pushed intake
I am in a state of emergency, this is a crisis to find housing, of any kind, anywhere
no family in NE can take me.
any leads help
ko-fi.com/gooptimes/go...
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Homeless @ end of month, despite end of year expectation;
must get started w/ PCP by month end to keep on vital medication.I pushed intake
I am in a state of emergency, this is a crisis to find housing, of any kind, anywhere
no family in NE can take me.
any leads help
ko-fi.com/gooptimes/go...
must get started w/ PCP by month end to keep on vital medication.I pushed intake
I am in a state of emergency, this is a crisis to find housing, of any kind, anywhere
no family in NE can take me.
any leads help
ko-fi.com/gooptimes/go...
I'm just noting that yes, this extreme thinness thing is entirely a fascist dogwhistle, but for myself, I am losing weight for my health: to help relieve my diabetes, to help my knee, to prepare for surgeries, and so I can get rail- er, get *clothes* more easily.
Yeah. Clothes.
Yeah. Clothes.
December 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I'm just noting that yes, this extreme thinness thing is entirely a fascist dogwhistle, but for myself, I am losing weight for my health: to help relieve my diabetes, to help my knee, to prepare for surgeries, and so I can get rail- er, get *clothes* more easily.
Yeah. Clothes.
Yeah. Clothes.
Proof my life is one series of badly timed events after another:
I am in a depression loop, wanting to just lump out, at the very same time that my wife is in a major (possibly medicine induced) manic state wanting to do everything and talk all the time.
I am in a depression loop, wanting to just lump out, at the very same time that my wife is in a major (possibly medicine induced) manic state wanting to do everything and talk all the time.
November 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Proof my life is one series of badly timed events after another:
I am in a depression loop, wanting to just lump out, at the very same time that my wife is in a major (possibly medicine induced) manic state wanting to do everything and talk all the time.
I am in a depression loop, wanting to just lump out, at the very same time that my wife is in a major (possibly medicine induced) manic state wanting to do everything and talk all the time.
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November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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A brand new ad for the books! Thank you for looking.
All of the books can be looked for at taeliana.mephron.com if you're interested in more about them!
All of the books can be looked for at taeliana.mephron.com if you're interested in more about them!
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
A brand new ad for the books! Thank you for looking.
All of the books can be looked for at taeliana.mephron.com if you're interested in more about them!
All of the books can be looked for at taeliana.mephron.com if you're interested in more about them!
With my spouse being sick we’re at the edge of things. We could use some help to get through the rent this month. Please.
If anyone can spare a little we'd be so grateful.
these are the links:
ko-fi.com/sailorsandwich09…
paypal.me/GeoffreyDepew
venmo.com/u/Jen-Dantes
If you don't feel comfortable with any of those, you can use this gofundme link from one we had to do a bit back: gofund.me/a35614cb
Thank you.
these are the links:
ko-fi.com/sailorsandwich09…
paypal.me/GeoffreyDepew
venmo.com/u/Jen-Dantes
If you don't feel comfortable with any of those, you can use this gofundme link from one we had to do a bit back: gofund.me/a35614cb
Thank you.
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
With my spouse being sick we’re at the edge of things. We could use some help to get through the rent this month. Please.
I got clocked again from my voice, despite trying hard and being femme'd up.
I keep trying and it fails miserably. I've tried so many things. It's honestly very very depressing.
I keep trying and it fails miserably. I've tried so many things. It's honestly very very depressing.
November 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I got clocked again from my voice, despite trying hard and being femme'd up.
I keep trying and it fails miserably. I've tried so many things. It's honestly very very depressing.
I keep trying and it fails miserably. I've tried so many things. It's honestly very very depressing.
New Post: The Playlist For Becoming Myself. mephron.com/2025/11/20/the-p…
November 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
New Post: The Playlist For Becoming Myself. mephron.com/2025/11/20/the-p…
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I propose an international law that once you become personally responsible for the murder of 1,000 people, be it via direct violence or policy, you are declared a dragon and adventurers can form parties to quest against you.
November 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I propose an international law that once you become personally responsible for the murder of 1,000 people, be it via direct violence or policy, you are declared a dragon and adventurers can form parties to quest against you.
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As AI health insurance reviewers begin killing our friends, neighbors, and families I am once again calling to Make Adventuring Great Again.
I propose an international law that once you become personally responsible for the murder of 1,000 people, be it via direct violence or policy, you are declared a dragon and adventurers can form parties to quest against you.
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
As AI health insurance reviewers begin killing our friends, neighbors, and families I am once again calling to Make Adventuring Great Again.
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Tokusatsu would drive these people insane. "What do you MEAN there's a different Kamen Rider every year?'l
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Tokusatsu would drive these people insane. "What do you MEAN there's a different Kamen Rider every year?'l
I feel bad now about making it obvious how some of my characters can come back from the it-seems-like-dead. (But having a necromancer around is such a great reason for expendable minions…)
Every comic book writer is listening to this novelist whinge about how hard it is to bring a character back from the dead like, “bruh”
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I feel bad now about making it obvious how some of my characters can come back from the it-seems-like-dead. (But having a necromancer around is such a great reason for expendable minions…)
My laptop is being weird and cranky. It’s nine years old and I’m pushing some of the stuff way past what it should be at.
Time to find out if a diabetic trans woman can sell plasma.
Time to find out if a diabetic trans woman can sell plasma.
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My laptop is being weird and cranky. It’s nine years old and I’m pushing some of the stuff way past what it should be at.
Time to find out if a diabetic trans woman can sell plasma.
Time to find out if a diabetic trans woman can sell plasma.
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New Post: Plans and goals for the rest of November. www.mephron.com/2025/11/06/p...
November 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
New Post: Plans and goals for the rest of November. www.mephron.com/2025/11/06/p...
whee!!
And now we have it at DriveThruFiction: site.drivethrufiction.com/product/5444...
November 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
whee!!
the mtg/linguistics/trans nerds have translated "death before detransition" into phyrexian.
November 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Hello all! As I've mentioned before, my second book, Fiendblood, is now out. It's available right now on Amazon for Kindle and in paperback, on itch.io as epub and pdf, on ko.fi, and on Smashwords. More sites are coming as it gets the OK from sites.
October 31, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Hello all! As I've mentioned before, my second book, Fiendblood, is now out. It's available right now on Amazon for Kindle and in paperback, on itch.io as epub and pdf, on ko.fi, and on Smashwords. More sites are coming as it gets the OK from sites.
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Updated Post: Fiendblood Released! My second book is out! www.mephron.com/2025/10/28/f...
(Had to fix some links.)
(Had to fix some links.)
October 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Updated Post: Fiendblood Released! My second book is out! www.mephron.com/2025/10/28/f...
(Had to fix some links.)
(Had to fix some links.)
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New Post: Fiendblood Released! My second book is out! www.mephron.com/2025/10/28/f...
October 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
New Post: Fiendblood Released! My second book is out! www.mephron.com/2025/10/28/f...
have decided I need to call and maybe get an appointment with an endocrinologist to see about how well things are going.
hard mode: must be able to help me with both HRT and diabetes. That might be a problem.
hard mode: must be able to help me with both HRT and diabetes. That might be a problem.
October 27, 2025 at 9:07 AM
have decided I need to call and maybe get an appointment with an endocrinologist to see about how well things are going.
hard mode: must be able to help me with both HRT and diabetes. That might be a problem.
hard mode: must be able to help me with both HRT and diabetes. That might be a problem.
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New Post: Countdown to Fiendblood www.mephron.com/2025/10/27/c...
October 27, 2025 at 8:38 AM
New Post: Countdown to Fiendblood www.mephron.com/2025/10/27/c...
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Duh
October 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Duh
I would like to present "what might be the greatest municipal ethics-law-based D&D one-shot module ever conceived", as released by the New York City Conflict of Interest Board for educational purposes: nyc.gov/assets/coib/down…
October 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I would like to present "what might be the greatest municipal ethics-law-based D&D one-shot module ever conceived", as released by the New York City Conflict of Interest Board for educational purposes: nyc.gov/assets/coib/down…
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✨I'm opening my commissions✨
If you are interested just write to me Dm (And retweet this, I will be very pleased)
If you are interested just write to me Dm (And retweet this, I will be very pleased)
December 3, 2024 at 11:10 PM
✨I'm opening my commissions✨
If you are interested just write to me Dm (And retweet this, I will be very pleased)
If you are interested just write to me Dm (And retweet this, I will be very pleased)