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Pete Milan, The Creature With The Atom Brain

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Writer, audiobook narrator, VA. Recent Brain surgery haver. Pronounced Mylan. He/Him. Doing my best. BLM, trans rights are human rights, love is love, pay an artist, AI is pollution, and baby, you've got to be kind. petemilan.com

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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 4h

Mark Burnett Productions

Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 4h

If you could go back in time and not kill Hitler but prevent the formation of exactly one major company, which one would would you target to do the most good for the future?

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Anthony Cunningham @sqferryman.bsky.social · 1d

Louvre robbery. French police release image of suspect.

The character Feathers McGraw from the film "The Wrong Trousers".

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Gwenda Bond @gwenda.bsky.social · 11h

If you're as into the Louvre heist story (and all art heist stories) as I am, might I suggest my scrappy fantasy heist, The Frame-Up? Filled with history of art and heists and smooth criminals with powers and a very good dog! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/713370...

The Frame-Up by Gwenda Bond: 9780593597736 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books

A magically gifted con artist must gather her estranged mother’s old crew for a once-in-a-lifetime heist, from the New York Times bestselling author of Stranger Things: Suspicious Minds. “Makes...

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 13h

and you're surprised | patreon.com/lubchansky

PANEL 1: A GREEN GUY is trapped under a big rock. A BLUE GUY is walking by.
GREEN: Hey, a little help?
BLUE: Crushed under the big rock, are we?

PANEL 2: The BLUE GUY, bending down.
BLUE GUY: And you're SURPRISED?
GREEN: Not particularly, no! I'm just kind of in horrible pain–

PANEL 3: The BLUE GUY, standing up and gesticulating.
BLUE: I KNEW that people can be crushed by rocks. For YEARS actually.
GREEN: What do you want, a medal?

PANEL 4: The BLUE GUY is nailed by a big rock.
BLUE: Yeah, that'd be a good start–hrk!

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 14h

See today how many times you can mentally append "So give up, peon" to the end of the headline or story. If it works, ignore that story, which is not reporting but propaganda designed to make you as broken and afraid as our self-appointed masters.

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Pete Milan, The Creature With The Atom Brain @petemilan.com · 14h

WAR FOR THE OAKS by Emma Bull is $2.99 at Kobo today. It was urban fantasy before that was a thing.

War for the Oaks ebook by Emma Bull - Rakuten Kobo

Read "War for the Oaks" by Emma Bull available from Rakuten Kobo. The fantasy classic from the author of Bone Dance. "The author's prose portrayal of Faerie infringing on the real world ...

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Carrie Tait @carrietait.bsky.social · 1d

This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.

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Pete Milan, The Creature With The Atom Brain @petemilan.com · 17h

What anime is the guy on the right from?

Pete Milan, The Creature With The Atom Brain @petemilan.com · 1d

Excellent.

Pete Milan, The Creature With The Atom Brain @petemilan.com · 1d

Do you watch LEVERAGE? It's all heists, all fun, all the time.

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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 1d

if I'm watching a heist movie and they pull it off without violence and have fun while doing it - and then something bad happens to the crew anyway - I always feel deeply betrayed by the filmmakers. those babies deserved a happy ending.

Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 1d

One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.

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Pete Milan, The Creature With The Atom Brain @petemilan.com · 1d

Here is everything you need to know about Chuck Dixon.
Joe Bennett got tossed out of mainstream comics for slipping antisemitic imagery into his Hulk run, and then posting antisemitic cartoons on his social media.
Chuck Dixon is currently working on several projects with him.

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Pete Milan, The Creature With The Atom Brain @petemilan.com · 1d

The 1996 movie is swell, and Grace Holloway was an underrated companion; I think she was the first one to say "No" to the Doctor's call to adventure. Her introduction, running down a hospital hallway in a full opera gown, is great. She and Ocho should have a Big Finish reunion.

Pete Milan, The Creature With The Atom Brain @petemilan.com · 1d

a man with a beard is holding a clipboard with the words this is very accurate

Alt: Chris Evans says "This is very accurate!"

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Pete Milan, The Creature With The Atom Brain @petemilan.com · 1d

Then there's the 1988 Graphic novel, where Medusa announces she's pregnant and the genetic council straight up orders her to end the pregnancy. Inhuman society is completely FUBAR.

Pete Milan, The Creature With The Atom Brain @petemilan.com · 1d

Lucy tricks and treats for Linus while he's holding his vigil. That means every adult gave her an extra piece of candy, took a look at Charlie, decided "This kid can eat shit" and threw a rock in his bag. And it's not like people normally have rocks inside. They went out and CHOSE those rocks.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

When you are pure of heart no amount of earnestness is Cringe. When you are a malevolent little freak no amount of sarcasm is enough to make you cool

Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 1d

Vibe shift in the culture towards earnestness

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Pete Milan, The Creature With The Atom Brain @petemilan.com · 1d

Two of the most prominent "smell-like-a-man" toiletry companies, Dr. Squatch and Every Man Jack, have sold out to Big TERF. I'm begging Duke Cannon to resist.

A display of Dr. Squatch Harry Potter bullshit.

A collection of Every Man Jack Harry Potter body washes, including "Charms," "Herbology," and "Defense Against the Dark Arts."

Pete Milan, The Creature With The Atom Brain @petemilan.com · 1d

Who robbed the Louvre right answers only

Pete Milan, The Creature With The Atom Brain @petemilan.com · 1d

"Now that's how you end a summer crossover! Dead baby does it every time."
"...Holy shit, Jim."
"Now to really knock 'em dead with the project that will secure my legacy at Marvel: STAR BRAND! What's Tom doing?"
"Taking measurements."

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Gre-Gory's House of Nonsense @garaujo1.bsky.social · 1d

Someone robbed the Louvre?

Anyone check their alibi?

Hey, it’s Martin Bishop, Donald Crease, Whistler, Mother, Liz, and Carl!

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Pete Milan, The Creature With The Atom Brain @petemilan.com · 1d

From THE STARTLING SHE-NARRATO, THE LIVING NARRATOR issue 54, "She-Narrato Takes It On The Chin!"

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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 1d

Do you like gory R-rated monster suit fighting movies?

I edited GUYVER 2: DARK HERO down from 127 minutes to 70 minutes, added in a little footage from the Guyver OVA, and called it GUYVER: HYPER DARK HERO MEGAMIX.

You can download it here: we.tl/t-sxEWhsW2xx

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 2d

when i say that i yelped in shock at this kid’s sign

A young boy holds a sign that simply states in plain handwriting: Trump hit on my girlfriend

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Multiversal Streaming @multiversalplus.bsky.social · 2d

BODEGA OF DEATH (Leo Post, 1998)

The perpetually high late-shift manager of a Brooklyn bodega (Dave Chappelle) attempts to convince his store’s bickering and apathetic owners (Robin Williams & Emma Thompson) that he is being menaced at night by an increasingly violent poltergeist.

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