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Santa Pete Is Comin' To Town
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Writer, audiobook narrator, VA. Pronounced Mylan. He/Him. Doing my best. BLM, trans rights are human rights, love is love, pay an artist, AI is pollution, and baby, you've got to be kind. petemilan.com
Ah, I forgot to Block and Ignore. A foolish maneuver.
December 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Man what the fuck
you hate it to hear it: paul westerberg is reportedly MAGA now
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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This is precisely what Trump looks like
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Getting very tired of Nox. "You've made a foolish bad dream come true!" ...the dream of Earth not being destroyed by a giant meteor? #KamenRiderZeztz
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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DC have published a celebratory work for the 30th Anniversary of The Death of Superman - this 'Absolute Edition' is packed with detail and replica items, and I was honoured to contribute a chapter about our BBC Radio 'Superman Doomsday & Beyond" audio version which ran concurrently with the comics.
December 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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It is my birthday today. I have gone into a place of continual visual decrepitude when I call myself blind. It isn’t a joke. It’s just fact

Anyway, I have books on Amazon you can go by if you want. Maybe give a little blind man a little something to look forward to. Heh, look.
December 7, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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streetwaka
December 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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also gotta say, i think this was unnecessary! can't imagine why patty jenkins and gal gadot would include something like this in a movie they produced
December 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
If you see this, quote with your model of masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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AI bros calling us "Luddites" like the Luddites weren't right about the textile machinery disenfranchising the workers and all the money going to the wealthy.

Being called a Luddite by an AI bro is like being called an adult-fucker by a pedophile
December 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Hans Zimmer's score for BLACK RAIN is finally being re-released.
Black Rain (2-CD) - Quartet Records
Black Rain (2-CD) in Quartet Records
quartetrecords.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Reading through old comics magazines and ran across the piece of genius from
@colleendoran.bsky.social
in Hero Illustrated. #LurkingEffeminancy
December 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Thanks to my checkered past I’ve been in a few bar fights and had a gun waved at me once or twice. And I tell you that if anyone, man or woman, looks at you with eyes like that, you scram to the parking lot and count yourself lucky to be alive.
Really love how this guy posted this on TikTok thinking the woman who broke his Meta glasses would come off as the villain, as opposed to him, the guy recording her without her consent for social media content via a surveillance device made by one of the worst companies on earth
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
[Ring]
"*sigh* Hello, Mr. President."
"I JUST WON A PEACE PRIZE."
"Congratulations. A *Nobel* Peace Prize?"
"NO. IT'S WAY BETTER THAN A NOBEL."
"So how much cash?"
"...WHAT?"
"The Nobel came with a million dollars. I donated it to several char--"
[CLICK]
"Always lovely chatting with you, Don."
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
December 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Why so soon?
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Son of a heck. The bastard's finally said something I agree with.
Trump: "When you look at football in the US, soccer -- we seem to never call it that, because we have a little bit of a conflict with another thing that's called football. But when you think about it, shouldn't it really be called football? We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff."
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This is one of the strangest films you'll ever see; the stop-motion work is smooth as silk and the story is a literal fever dream. I found this vis @declouxj.bsky.social's Christmas-movie-a-day countdown, which you should check out.
Seasonal favorites with Nutcracker Fantasy (1979), a splendid stop motion version from Sanrio's attempt to break into the film market. youtu.be/7TGtpDq0Ekk?...
Nutcracker Fantasy - Remastered English Version
YouTube video by ATV
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Imagine if the merger kills the HARRY POTTER TV show and all those people showed their whole ass for nothing
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
December 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM