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so long and thanks for all the fish. OOPH
he/him 🏳️🌈
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my aunt insisted sour cream paired perfectly with the french toast we had this morning…levels of whiteness never before seen
December 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
my aunt insisted sour cream paired perfectly with the french toast we had this morning…levels of whiteness never before seen
Christmas with my cousins’ children has confirmed for me the kids are indeed saying 6 7
December 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Christmas with my cousins’ children has confirmed for me the kids are indeed saying 6 7
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Working to correct the numerous accuracies we found in the story.
December 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Working to correct the numerous accuracies we found in the story.
Youtube is strongly suggesting I watch some @elsteeler.bsky.social vods today
December 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Youtube is strongly suggesting I watch some @elsteeler.bsky.social vods today
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If Joe Biden said this, cable news would be on its ninth 25th Amendment explainer of the day.
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
If Joe Biden said this, cable news would be on its ninth 25th Amendment explainer of the day.
Forgive my LARPing as a music reviewer but I'm bored and wanna talk about my favorite albums of '25 so let's do a top 5!
December 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Forgive my LARPing as a music reviewer but I'm bored and wanna talk about my favorite albums of '25 so let's do a top 5!
just stated playing Vampire Survivors, great game and BASED
December 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
just stated playing Vampire Survivors, great game and BASED
well the Chiefs are ass. fortunately I can always count on the Indiana Hoosiers to be a good team
December 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
well the Chiefs are ass. fortunately I can always count on the Indiana Hoosiers to be a good team
FIFA is a fucking clown for this
December 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
FIFA is a fucking clown for this
WaPo is owned by Bezos btw. This is a THREAT
Exclusive: Amazon has long been USPS’s top customer, providing over $6 billion in annual revenue in 2025.
But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
WaPo is owned by Bezos btw. This is a THREAT
“If we kill them they were evil” is not the ethical order those words should be in!
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
“If we kill them they were evil” is not the ethical order those words should be in!
this guy is trying to nerdy flirt with me by talking about Smash. I appreciate that conceptually but its kind of awkward cause he does NOT know ball
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
this guy is trying to nerdy flirt with me by talking about Smash. I appreciate that conceptually but its kind of awkward cause he does NOT know ball
invading a foreign country to depose its leader, same shit as ever
US operations against Venezuela to begin within days.
Covert ops the first move.
Covert ops the first move.
www.reuters.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
invading a foreign country to depose its leader, same shit as ever
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
glad we got that cleared up
*LEAVITT: TRUMP DOES NOT WANT TO EXECUTE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
glad we got that cleared up
im a big believer in having a long stream vod in the background. office work? gaming? jorkin it? doesn't matter, put a nice cozy 10 hour vod under it
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
im a big believer in having a long stream vod in the background. office work? gaming? jorkin it? doesn't matter, put a nice cozy 10 hour vod under it
My neighbors are playing Christmas music full blast…this might be the year I finally snap yall
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
My neighbors are playing Christmas music full blast…this might be the year I finally snap yall
kinda wannna redo this cause its already outdated lol
also like…why did I put Ta-Dah over Ok Computer 😭
also like…why did I put Ta-Dah over Ok Computer 😭
woke up and felt like making this. do yourself a favor and listen to these thank youuuu
November 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
kinda wannna redo this cause its already outdated lol
also like…why did I put Ta-Dah over Ok Computer 😭
also like…why did I put Ta-Dah over Ok Computer 😭
Every American will lose 385 lbs. Only the very fattest of us will survive the great Ozempicking
Oz: We thought it was 125 million pounds. Our estimate is Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms
November 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Every American will lose 385 lbs. Only the very fattest of us will survive the great Ozempicking
honestly I could put up with shit like this and the ballroom if it wasnt all so fucking tacky
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
honestly I could put up with shit like this and the ballroom if it wasnt all so fucking tacky
BREAKING: Gaping hole to hell slowly opens beneath Andrew Cuomo as election results come in
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
BREAKING: Gaping hole to hell slowly opens beneath Andrew Cuomo as election results come in