mr penis
orsonsmelles.bsky.social
mr penis
@orsonsmelles.bsky.social
i live in da freakin computer!

mr no chill 2015, mr too damn sexy 2011, mr drove into a telephone pole 2023
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my interests are eating gravel and being horrible. looking for mutuals! 🥰
lad went paul schrader protagonist mode and got away with it in the middle of new york, unbelievable
December 6, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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my interests are eating gravel and being horrible. looking for mutuals! 🥰
November 16, 2024 at 1:39 PM
he should change his frickin name to poop guardiola hey
November 26, 2024 at 9:56 PM
in office with no work to do time to have the Biggest Crap of All Times
November 25, 2024 at 12:15 PM
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Balatro Joker promised me X3 Mult if I stole a cop's gun
November 24, 2024 at 12:00 PM
they may get a lot of stuff wrong but americans were really cooking when they came up with sour patch kids
November 24, 2024 at 6:26 PM
can you see boobs on this site or what
November 24, 2024 at 5:59 PM
thank you for retweeting me joyce carol goats i will now consider you my second famous online friend
November 24, 2024 at 5:52 PM
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[jeff goldblum's character from jurassic park playing balatro] ah...your scientists were so preoccupied with increasing your Xmult, they never stopped to consider your base mult...
November 17, 2024 at 10:49 AM
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me on twitter: i’m never leaving. i’m not locked in here with you. you’re locked in here with me 😈

me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃

me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real
November 19, 2024 at 4:05 PM
mom can you come pick me up? they're doing the 'twitter refugee' discourse from mastodon all over again
November 17, 2024 at 5:35 PM
oh they have nba highlights on here now? ok we might actually be cooking
November 17, 2024 at 5:30 PM
listen i like charli xcx we all like charli xcx but sometimes you need to know when to chill out for like 6 months
November 17, 2024 at 3:30 PM
[jeff goldblum's character from jurassic park playing balatro] ah...your scientists were so preoccupied with increasing your Xmult, they never stopped to consider your base mult...
November 17, 2024 at 10:49 AM
i saw anora last night and i thought it was very good but i'd probably cut 15 minutes or so out of it
November 17, 2024 at 10:39 AM
went from 0 followers to 7 followers in but a day. if these trends continue...
November 17, 2024 at 10:25 AM
another day in the posting mines with my new friends, waiting to strike gold. any minute now,
November 17, 2024 at 9:52 AM
listening to a podcast i don't really like so i can save the podcasts i do like for dessert
November 16, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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November 16, 2024 at 2:24 PM
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November 11, 2024 at 6:28 PM
my name is trevor, my hobbies are spitting off the top of the multi storey car park and mechs, i am 57 years old, i also like #gardening #introductions
November 16, 2024 at 1:51 PM
my interests are eating gravel and being horrible. looking for mutuals! 🥰
November 16, 2024 at 1:39 PM
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that canceled tv show you'll never stop thinking about
November 16, 2024 at 2:49 AM
they call me mr boombastic, where is my chapstick
November 16, 2024 at 12:25 PM