I can be your dad if you want to, I think that may heal you AND become a hilarious bit

I’d sooner move to the Isle of Bears.

Pause your show…Just learned that my husband of 11 years took karate classes as a kid.

Hello [autistic friend] I am your assigned ADHD extrovert for the day. Would you like me to order from the drive thru for you and play videogames for several hours in the dark or do you want to hang out while I practice one of my many energetic hobbies while you tell me about [your hyperfixation]?

My mom found this picture of me online. I’m famous!

“You need to take more pics when you do things”.

Me: “ok.”

I believe that women belong in all spaces, except for the pit with their hair down.

@mediumhollow.bsky.social just dumped 300 toothpicks in my bed.

Howard, Mrs. Hollow and also Hollow in: “They Did The Thing”

Today I will be dressing up in @mayor.bsky.social’s clothes and recreating his selfies. Any requests?

Girl dinner.

So today my barber was A.) sober for the first time ever and B.) really thankful that I was flexible with his schedule so he thanked me by carving my first initial into the side of my head rather than just doing the boring fade I usually get.

Two days and 151 converted audio files later, the complete audio works of Howard Vander are now on YouTube

Okay, not complete, I just remembered I haven't uploaded the newest ambient record, but you get the idea

www.youtube.com/@howardvander