theoutlawdekepatton
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theoutlawdekepatton
@outlawdeke.bsky.social
The song is my master.
Amazing
If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 17, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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Hi hello, the Toronto Sun's email is [email protected] in case you'd like to inquire as to how they feel about their Ottawa Bureau Chief making these kinds of statements about innocent women being shot by militarized thugs in the street! Let's make his weekend extra fun :)
January 10, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Predictions I feel least confident about are Bills and Bears. Most confident about Texans and Rams. Think those guys are our finalists.
January 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
You need to know that Prime is now streaming all five seasons of Fringe!
December 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Yep.
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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📊WR Matchups for Week 14 Fantasy Football

▪️QB, RB, TE are also in this thread▪️

Outside WRs (left chart) and Slot WRs (right chart)

George Pickens and CeeDee Lamb's outside matchup vs DET is +4.9 PPR

Outside WRs total 4.9 MORE fantasy points vs DET than their season-long average
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Aye!
BBC Scotland awesome commentator's reaction to this goal
#soccer
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
They need to move on from Sean Payton.
November 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Wild!
Charles Leclerc hit Lando Norris in the pit lane in FP2, not the best timing on that release
October 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Some Wk 2 waiver wire thoughts:

Firstly, if Troy Franklin is still available grab him. He has outsnapped Mims in both games on his way to total 12 recs on 14 targets. I do think there are more 4 recs for 50 yards games ahead of him than what we saw this week but we have seen some upside now.
September 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I guess Chris Grier knew something after all.
A stunner: The Raiders are releasing standout DT Christian Wilkins, the former prize of free agency after just one season of a five-year, $110M deal, sources say.
 
Wilkins, who has been dealing with a serious foot injury, is on the books for $57.5M fully guaranteed.
July 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I have had a great time participating in the Fantasy Sharks Analysts draft that is currently ongoing.

Its an interesting draft as although it is PPR it is also PPC (points per carry - 1 pt per 5 carries).

You can view the first round here:

www.fantasysharks.com/analysis-dra...
www.fantasysharks.com
July 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I can't not laugh.
July 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life
June 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
What it's like hanging out with me
June 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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YIKES @soundcloud.dev no thank you
May 9, 2025 at 11:11 AM
This is a shame cuz we really should be telling Briatore to gtf.
May 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
28 Days Late
Remove a letter, ruin a movie. I'll go first:

The People Under the Stars
May 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Quick lesson in hero to zero
April 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Am I drunk or is the 2025 NFL draft drunk?
April 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Just what you are looking for to help you out tonight, guys.
hi

for the last 3 yrs I've made a call sheet for @brettkollmann.bsky.social and @footballej.bsky.social's livestream. best available board based on @arif.bsky.social's consensus board and the Beast, team-by-team hauls, and a pronunciation guide for every player I can find.

this year it is public.
2025 NFL Draft Board
docs.google.com
April 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Me on Monday v me on Friday.
The ideal two person podcast has one fairly upbeat normie (usually the host) and one grump who loves to complain. Unbeatable formula.
April 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Fantasy Sharks NFL 2025 Mock Draft.

With the first pick of the NFL draft the Tennessee Titans select:

Cam Ward, QB

Follow the draft and read the reasoning here:

www.fantasysharks.com/forum/viewto...
www.fantasysharks.com
April 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM