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ovurkhast.bsky.social
@ovurkhast.bsky.social
I am Harry Harlow's favourite macaque

https://www.last.fm/user/ovurkhast
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I'd say goodbye but none of you are real. And I think that's the saddest thing.
January 15, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Can't get over the fact that when I die the only thing that will be mourned is the free labour I provide
January 15, 2026 at 3:52 AM
*I light my cigarette* ...yumeshipping? *I take a long drag* back in my day, we called that 'fictosexuality'...
January 12, 2026 at 2:24 PM
January 8, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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i have returned… here’s a moose
January 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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all of my posts are made from this device
January 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
It's a great alternative to the Nemesis engine; smooth, incredibly faster and error free for the most part. But when it does fuck up it fucks up hard

or maybe I'm just stupid
Been debugging a skyrim modlist for like seven thousand hours I hate and love Pandora so fucking much
January 5, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Been debugging a skyrim modlist for like seven thousand hours I hate and love Pandora so fucking much
January 5, 2026 at 12:05 PM
January 5, 2026 at 11:46 AM
she sky on my rim til i Special Edition
January 4, 2026 at 9:07 AM
There's this poor bastard on soulseek who's been trying to download the banned from america series from me for a month because of how low is download speed is. godspeed to you soldier
December 31, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.
December 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
December 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
"Lootboxes are the worst, anyone who buys them is an idiot" I say to myself as I waste money on wizard101 packs
December 27, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I also miss having and maintaining an [animal] every hour bot, I used to run one for sheep. I think if I ever make another, I'll do it for ungulates in general.
December 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I need to learn how to make feeds so I can make a better feed for Satanism. 99 percent of it is just dumbasses calling anything they don't like "satanic"
December 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Do you guys think that if Big Bird went on the Challenger like he was originally meant to and died in the explosion that Sesame Street would discontinue him as a character on the show?
December 22, 2025 at 7:28 AM
steam maintenance
December 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Spent an hour running laps in this dungeon, trying to find an npc I needed to speak to, just to find out this fucker spawned stuck inside a statue
December 16, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I'm so glad I upgraded before the price of ram got jacked to shit
December 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Depression is to humans as rust is to metal
December 15, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Timeline cleanse.

Please enjoy the transit content from the Raccoonobahn overnight.

Unusually warm temps have led to more activity on the 'Bahn.
#mammals
December 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Sigh.
December 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Everybody's complaining about not getting enough sleep. Maybe it's the weather.
December 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I believe in you
December 14, 2025 at 9:11 AM