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Jack-o'-Lantus
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I don't work in showbiz, but I do see a lot of scripts. Mostly medical puns. Mostly.
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Jack-o'-Lantus @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 5h
What's a pharmacist's favorite Halloween candy?

Mr. Goodbar & Gilmans
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Jack-o'-Lantus @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 6h
Sarah Taber (Farm to Taber on YT)
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Jack-o'-Lantus @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 8h
That just lets me warm up the ol' block finger
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Jack-o'-Lantus @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 8h
It should be a given that collective punishment gets meted out way harder on people belonging to marginalized groups, but whenever that gets pointed out a bunch of very fragile dipshits' Google alerts go off to hijack whatever conversation is happening.
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Jack-o'-Lantus @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 10h
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Jack-o'-Lantus @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 10h
Nowadays you only get banned here for accurately attributing quotes to the bigots who said them or for hurting the feelings of terminally online CEOs.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11h
Usually when a sister starts drama in the group chat it doesn't end up a national story but Dolly says she's fine and also took a shot at AI photos of her on her deathbed with Reba McIntyre lmao. Queen of America indeed.
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 12h
BREAKING

In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.
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Jack-o'-Lantus @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 13h
Too dumb to pick a master lock or even find a pair of bolt cutters
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Jack-o'-Lantus @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 14h
Note that, unlike LLMs, the person in the comic actually paid for the starting material.
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 14h
A person sits in front of a delicious burger meal. They ask to take it "to go". They put the burger in a blender and reconstitute the meal and claim they are they are a real chef.
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Jack-o'-Lantus @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 14h
If you get bit by a horse, make sure you know if it's male or female before seeking medical care. If it's a male horse, you'll probably be started on colt-rimazole, but if it's a female horse, they'll need to use mare-openem.
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Jack-o'-Lantus @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 14h
P-values imply the existence of poo-values
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Jack-o'-Lantus @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 14h
"Assassin's Guild says anti-murder laws will destroy their entire industry."
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Jack-o'-Lantus @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 14h
LPL is a gateway drug to a potentially useful hobby
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Jack-o'-Lantus @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 15h
What's a hospital administrator's favorite Halloween candy?

Payday
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Jack-o'-Lantus @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 16h
Eating ripe peaches over the sink like I'm recording audio for whatever the opposite of ASMR is.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 2d
What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?
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Jack-o'-Lantus @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 16h
Mental health day
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Jack-o'-Lantus @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 16h
This is like farm labor contractors saying they couldn't make money with the antislavery protections that used to be in the H-2A visa program.

First of all, it's a bald-faced lie. And even if it were true, good. You shouldn't be able to make money by enslaving or stealing from people.
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The Verge @theverge.com · May 26
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
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Jack-o'-Lantus @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 16h
In Boston it's basically a wash when you factor in the new EV tax (unless you have solar, which a lot of people do)
A bar graph showing the cost to drive 100 miles in Massachusetts. Electric Vehicle (home charging): $10.79 Gas car, hybrid: $5.90 Gas car, standard: $12.28 Electric car (fast charging): $15.02
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Jack-o'-Lantus @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 18h
What's the Lich King's favorite season?
The Lich King (Adventure Time) saying "Fall"
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Jack-o'-Lantus @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 19h
A character in a comic panel saying "WHAT IN THE NAME OF SATAN'S FIRERY [sic] DICKHOLE IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?"
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Jack-o'-Lantus @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 1d
She claims she's a vinyl collector but she plays her 45s at 33 because she doesn't know her turntable has two speeds.
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Jack-o'-Lantus @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 1d
Archers: "Arrow tube"
Nephrologists: "Bowman's capsule"
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The House of Pod @kavehmd.bsky.social · 1d
New Episode!

A candid discussion on depression, suicidal ideation, tattoos and Marvel flicks.

With @zackvannus.bsky.social & @thekicksshrink.bsky.social

Links: tinyurl.com/33tbd2x4
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Jack-o'-Lantus @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 1d
What's an oncologist's favorite Halloween candy?

Emend M's
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Jack-o'-Lantus @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 1d
But the mask I use now isn't made anymore so when I run out of these I'm gonna have to use by backup 3M Aura ones I don't like because they only stay on my face if I don't move my mouth, like, at all.
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