alan b. “öyster boy”
@oyster-boy.bsky.social
author and amateur artist, aquariumkeeper, acataleptic, a bunch of other stuff that starts with A probably. 28
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to the humble ice eater, every drink is a meal. my wisdom with you
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2026 the year of the slutttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
December 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
2026 the year of the slutttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
to the humble ice eater, every drink is a meal. my wisdom with you
December 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
to the humble ice eater, every drink is a meal. my wisdom with you
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bro you gotta open South Africa bird feeder cam. fatass pigeon right in front
December 7, 2025 at 10:27 AM
bro you gotta open South Africa bird feeder cam. fatass pigeon right in front
liffing a beautiful life
December 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
liffing a beautiful life
the Walten Files really is like baby’s first analog horror for better & worse
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
the Walten Files really is like baby’s first analog horror for better & worse
Lola update: delaying construction
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Lola update: delaying construction
oo wa ah ah ah
November 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
oo wa ah ah ah
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November 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
On my sternum
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
On my sternum
Sam asked if I wanted to see the setlist from the latest concert EE had done this tour and I said yes and it was confusing to me at first because I thought? This is get to heaven? Just the whole album, in order? Then I scrolled up and saw the title was GET TO HEAVEN 10TH ANNIVERSARY so! go figya
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Sam asked if I wanted to see the setlist from the latest concert EE had done this tour and I said yes and it was confusing to me at first because I thought? This is get to heaven? Just the whole album, in order? Then I scrolled up and saw the title was GET TO HEAVEN 10TH ANNIVERSARY so! go figya
I love serana. Great character concept, fun to have in the party. But can she Please stop complaining about the weather Everywhere
November 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I love serana. Great character concept, fun to have in the party. But can she Please stop complaining about the weather Everywhere
going 2 see everything everything on Monday and Sam asked if I knew who their opener was and 1. I didn’t 2. Spotify said they have 82 monthly listeners . so roughly nobody has heard of them it seems
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
going 2 see everything everything on Monday and Sam asked if I knew who their opener was and 1. I didn’t 2. Spotify said they have 82 monthly listeners . so roughly nobody has heard of them it seems
GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGAL IN SKYRIM?????????
It’s so sad I’m not playing Skyrim on pc because I keep assuming gay marriage has been modded in I’ll be like yeah I LIKE marcurio but idk if I’ll MARRY him not remembering I’m a 7 foot orc and gay marriage is illegal. so maybe I make faendal my steward and “”marry”” camilla
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGAL IN SKYRIM?????????
a little biscoff never hurt nobody
November 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
a little biscoff never hurt nobody
hey guys here’s my original elder scrolls character (do not steal) the daedric prince of cigarettes
November 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
hey guys here’s my original elder scrolls character (do not steal) the daedric prince of cigarettes
FUN SKYRIM FACT: the Dwemer built shit that looked like gates and doors but weren’t actually openable because they love making players look dumb as hell
November 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
FUN SKYRIM FACT: the Dwemer built shit that looked like gates and doors but weren’t actually openable because they love making players look dumb as hell
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i think its good that bluesky is boring and you dont want to scroll through it too much because you're not supposed to waste your day away scrolling on social media when you could be using the computer to play & draw & learn before the corporations destroy the rest of the internet. tick tock
October 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
i think its good that bluesky is boring and you dont want to scroll through it too much because you're not supposed to waste your day away scrolling on social media when you could be using the computer to play & draw & learn before the corporations destroy the rest of the internet. tick tock
THE TRUTH COME OUT: pokemon legends ZA propaganda for Big Croissant. And the Worst Part? It’s Working On Everyone.
October 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
THE TRUTH COME OUT: pokemon legends ZA propaganda for Big Croissant. And the Worst Part? It’s Working On Everyone.
I gorda read fist of the North Star
October 22, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I gorda read fist of the North Star
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【ＹＯＵＲ ＴＡＫＩＮＧ ＴＯＯ ＬＯＮＧ】
October 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
【ＹＯＵＲ ＴＡＫＩＮＧ ＴＯＯ ＬＯＮＧ】
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I’m the mortician in Richard Scarry’s Busytown. I’m a dog who wears a baseball hat that says “who let ME out”. I drive a dried up footlong meatball sub that’s also a hearse every day.
October 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I’m the mortician in Richard Scarry’s Busytown. I’m a dog who wears a baseball hat that says “who let ME out”. I drive a dried up footlong meatball sub that’s also a hearse every day.
adventures in skrim
October 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
adventures in skrim
It’s a shame Man Man only ever made two albums. oh well
September 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It’s a shame Man Man only ever made two albums. oh well