P2Start
p2start.bsky.social
P2Start
@p2start.bsky.social
dad, joke person, hard-hat job haver
You're also too lazy for grave robbing?
January 2, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Me too, which is why I actually think no lips is a bigger wall! They've been using tools as hands forever, but have they ever had to get a nice tight seal with a beak? I am the perfect amount of stoned for this.
January 1, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Do you think the lack of lips or the lack of hands will be the more challenging hurdle?
January 1, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Reposted by P2Start
truly one of the geniuses of posting
December 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Hahahaha I wish I could publicly roast my shitty previous bosses, this rules!
December 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Oh my god, he was an entirely new-looking type of guy. Literally took me like two entire episodes just to get used to him. Amazing stuff
December 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Aren't they also the "god measures how much he loves you in money" people?
December 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM