P2Start
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dad, joke person, hard-hat job haver
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p2start.bsky.social
I know I'd be a bad professional wrestler because I get stressed out when they spend too much time posing after a match. "Whelp, I don't wanna take up too much of your time, and the next guys are waiting their turn, byeeeee"
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kholbatar.bsky.social
It costs $0.00 to support a human artist
p2start.bsky.social
"inherently pedophilic" is gonna sit with me for a bit.
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realgdt.bsky.social
Este estudio estara iniciando con talento Mexicano y Latinoamericano para vincular animadores de varios paises y ifrecera estudios a un animador Mexicano por cda ciclo escolar durante una decada entera.
animatedantic.bsky.social
Guillermo del Toro and Netflix have announced plans to form a new stop motion studio that will be both a studio and a school to push the medium forward and will develop plans to make Del Toro's next stop motion project after Pinocchio. I'm very hyped to see what this leads to!
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alexwinter.com
When "all of this" is over and the centrist pundits and politicians are kissing Musk's ass again, don't let them. Don't let anyone ignore that Musk is a mass murderer.
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idesofmerch.bsky.social
A series of images I found on my computer labeled "Wrestling solutions."
A roof shaped ring, utilizing an incline. Probably deadly. A full sized ring inside of a double sized ring. Why not? What do you have to lose? A ring with vertical ring ropes, attached  to an unsecured light fixture. An OSHA violation for sure. A ring with 9 turnbuckles, instead of the customary 3. This one is fine, no one would have a problem with this one except a whiner.
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joshsternberg.com
I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
The road was his end
His end was the road
So they say
p2start.bsky.social
I don't always tell people which specific post got me to hit follow, but
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merriam-webster.com
Printing presses kept their letters in cases.

Capital letters went in the upper case.
Smaller letters went in the lower case.

This is why we say ‘UPPER CASE’ and ‘lower case.’

Ok, but what did we call them before the invention of the printing press?

MAJUSCULE and minuscule.
p2start.bsky.social
This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.
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erinbiba.bsky.social
LMAOOOOO

A bunch of comedians tried to make up for their participation in the Riyadh comedy festival by donating their pay to Human Rights Watch and Human rights Watch was like “nah bitch we don’t want your dirty blood money” 😂😂 I’m dying
Human Rights Watch Doesn’t Want Any Riyadh Comedy Festival Money
Taking money from those who took money from Saudi Arabia would impact perception of the org’s independence.
www.vulture.com
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soozuk.bsky.social
Anyway, I can't wait for Trump to rant and rave about the Nobel Peace Prize being corrupt and establishment and communist...and then try and win it again next year which will bring a fresh wave of people on my socials saying "NYOOOOOOO HE'S GONNA WIN!"

Fckn decade of that nearly.
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soozuk.bsky.social
🚨BREAKING🚨Trump did four pints of rage-diarrhoea directly in to his bad suit when he found out he didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize.
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adamjschwarz.bsky.social
Imagine how dumb you must be to have an ego the size of Earth yet still artificially create hype that you’ll win an award that you literally cannot win (Nobel nominations closed in Jan) so to guarantee you’ll appear as a reject & loser when the winner is announced.

A spectacular own goal for Trump.
p2start.bsky.social
I just wish my phone would figure out that I've never even TRIED to say "what the he'll" and stop suggesting it every single time
p2start.bsky.social
Make a movie better by adding "John Carpenter's" to the title.

John Carpenter's John Carpenter's Vampires (I'm so good at these)
fatsfalafel.bsky.social
Make a movie better by adding "John Carpenter's" to the title.

John Carpenter's Anaconda
mollymollz.bsky.social
Make a movie better by adding "John Carpenter's" to the title.

John Carpenter's Bean
p2start.bsky.social
Back to penguin movies for him
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
joining a throuple (two people who throw up a lot)
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ffrancavilla.bsky.social
CANDLE COVE
(a favorite from the great creepypasta series that was CHANEL ZERO)
a skeleton face wearing a tricorn hat and a cape, with a bloody hook in the front and a couple of teeth
p2start.bsky.social
Wow, she teed you up for a perfect "you dumb bitch", that must have been so satisfying
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veryimportant.lawyer
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
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