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I am here to repost beautiful fat people (22 y.o., 🔞)
I am here to repost beautiful fat people (22 y.o., 🔞)
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Palantir paid zero federal income tax for fiscal year 2025, despite reporting $1.5 billion in income.
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Palantir Pays Zero Federal Income Tax Despite Explosive Growth, Largely Due to Trump Tax Law
Palantir reported $1.5 billion of U.S. income but paid exactly zero federal income tax in 2025. Despite explosive growth, tax breaks from the Trump tax law helped Palantir avoid paying even a dime of...
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February 17, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Palantir paid zero federal income tax for fiscal year 2025, despite reporting $1.5 billion in income.
itep.org/palantir-pay...
itep.org/palantir-pay...
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Why would I work my ass off to provide valuable goods and services to my community when I can become a trillionaire by scamming rubes
too much of the economy now is not built around solving a problem or meeting a need
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Why would I work my ass off to provide valuable goods and services to my community when I can become a trillionaire by scamming rubes
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Should the economy be regulated by a democratic society to ensure that it creates opportunity and benefit for everyone? Or should it be a plaything for approximately a dozen of the world's most odious assholes? Who knows
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Should the economy be regulated by a democratic society to ensure that it creates opportunity and benefit for everyone? Or should it be a plaything for approximately a dozen of the world's most odious assholes? Who knows
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February 17, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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ohhh great my bugs got FAT AGAIN.
February 12, 2026 at 12:32 AM
ohhh great my bugs got FAT AGAIN.
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lmao Discord just funneling your personal data to Palantir is just too fucking on the nose
Oh you mean the company funded by PETER THIEL?
February 12, 2026 at 9:59 PM
lmao Discord just funneling your personal data to Palantir is just too fucking on the nose
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February 11, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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Sometimes 2 hands just aren't enough to hold all your snacks!
Another old Kapp pic redraw!
Another old Kapp pic redraw!
July 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Sometimes 2 hands just aren't enough to hold all your snacks!
Another old Kapp pic redraw!
Another old Kapp pic redraw!
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Thinking about tan lines 🏖️
July 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Thinking about tan lines 🏖️
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It's fat boy fall, get a boy some pie 🥧
September 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
It's fat boy fall, get a boy some pie 🥧
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February 7, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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Gay lil swadloon
February 8, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Gay lil swadloon
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Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
February 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
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Parker on showers:
"Dude i just fuckin love hot water on my belly...- oh! Hey can you get my back while youre in here i cant reach"
"Dude i just fuckin love hot water on my belly...- oh! Hey can you get my back while youre in here i cant reach"
February 7, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Parker on showers:
"Dude i just fuckin love hot water on my belly...- oh! Hey can you get my back while youre in here i cant reach"
"Dude i just fuckin love hot water on my belly...- oh! Hey can you get my back while youre in here i cant reach"
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Doing art badly is good and sacred
February 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Doing art badly is good and sacred
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FAT TETO!!!!!!!!!
And Yi Xi is there too ig
And Yi Xi is there too ig
January 18, 2026 at 9:56 PM
FAT TETO!!!!!!!!!
And Yi Xi is there too ig
And Yi Xi is there too ig
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The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
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POV your flirtatious, Latina, 700 lb boss can't give you a raise but she will let you touch her belly
#Crunkyart
#Crunkyart
February 1, 2026 at 8:07 AM
POV your flirtatious, Latina, 700 lb boss can't give you a raise but she will let you touch her belly
#Crunkyart
#Crunkyart
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Huebert does really react well to anything super carbonated
Or hiccups
Or anything that leads to bloating really!
Or hiccups
Or anything that leads to bloating really!
January 31, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Huebert does really react well to anything super carbonated
Or hiccups
Or anything that leads to bloating really!
Or hiccups
Or anything that leads to bloating really!
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you can say they're all a little guilty (from 4-3ish months ago, we're nearing the end of art ive never shared yet(?))
January 31, 2026 at 4:12 AM
you can say they're all a little guilty (from 4-3ish months ago, we're nearing the end of art ive never shared yet(?))
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She's a shrewd business woman
January 30, 2026 at 11:39 PM
She's a shrewd business woman
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Reminder: Fascists love AI because it enables them to continue to ignore reality.
The purpose of AI images isn't to "fool" anyone necessarily, but to make them say with all their unperceived biases "I wished this were real"
They want to live in a world where this is true and AI lets them do that.
The purpose of AI images isn't to "fool" anyone necessarily, but to make them say with all their unperceived biases "I wished this were real"
They want to live in a world where this is true and AI lets them do that.
Unfriendly reminder, AI is being used to destroy trust. Do not normalize the use of AI. AI can not reliably enhance videos or low-quality images.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
January 29, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Reminder: Fascists love AI because it enables them to continue to ignore reality.
The purpose of AI images isn't to "fool" anyone necessarily, but to make them say with all their unperceived biases "I wished this were real"
They want to live in a world where this is true and AI lets them do that.
The purpose of AI images isn't to "fool" anyone necessarily, but to make them say with all their unperceived biases "I wished this were real"
They want to live in a world where this is true and AI lets them do that.