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Jess Pancake
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she/her | 30s | i ♥️ plants, diy, spreadsheets, and old men
heathen doesn't know it's christmas and chooses violence
December 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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merry christmas
December 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.
December 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
funko mafia sends a message to all the labubu working in their territory
December 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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guy who is a kitty #goldenkamuy
December 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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I also accidentally fucked up a fill layer while rendering and decided to roll with it so here’s a silhouette Gundam variant
December 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
try freezing into an indestructible brick this time, you stupid green bean assholes
December 19, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Are you in need of a haunting? A bundle of crabs to throw at you enemies??? Great news, now you can get your own set of Emergency Crabs and Ghosts! 👻🦀

Each tin comes with 3 magnets and the tin can be reused to store small personal item and trinkets afterwards! They came out so cute AAA 😭🙏💕 #merch
November 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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this is my zootopia
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
i also got a ps2 with network adapter for $16 (plus $5 for the video cables that weren't included but i found another one in the bottom of a cable bin). it is dirty as hell but I'm gonna have fun cleaning it up :)
November 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
at first i thought i got scammed even tho this router looked unused. i could NOT access its web UI despite trying a list of IPs, resetting it a few times, and trying different devices. but turned out it didn't have a static IP so the stupid Xfinity combo assigned it a weird one.
November 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
i disabled the wifi built into my shit xfinity modem and replaced it with a $12 router I got at a thrift store and experienced a complete end to the random internet drops that previous happened multiple times a day.
November 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
bought this at a thrift store cause it made me laugh
November 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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I don't know who needs to hear this right now but, this Thanksgiving is the perfect time to try my plan to suspend a turkey in gravy jello
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
i needed a measuring tape to know for sure how big a certain table lamp would be irl, but daisy was sitting in my lap and i didn't want to disturb her. so i looked up the dimensions of my phone amd used it as a yardstick here :)
November 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
suck my webpenis. if the url says png it should download as a png
November 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
okay i agree that Dubai chocolate was was wayyy overpriced now cause you can get a 100mg bar for cheaper.
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
been going soup crazy lately btw. favorite concepts so far:
•leftover soup for breakfast by adding a fried egg and crusty slice of toast to a thick soup
•using silken tofu rather than noodles (doesn't geat bloated, just tasty)
•roasting a bunch of veggies and then blending them into soup
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
do Evan and Katelyn edit their own videos or do they tell a separate entity to include as much of their couple arguing as possible
November 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
kombu is the bay leaf of the sea
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Caught this off reddit. You've been made into a positive meme!

www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/...
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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I don't get how people don't realize that a technology that replaces junior and entry level positions in a field destroys that field.

There's no skipping steps. You have to be a junior before you can be a senior, and if you don't have senior people, you don't have a field.
Remember, kids: A real big goal of "AI" is to entirely sever capital from labor, and no, there will be no universal basic income, you can all just starve and die, thanks

www.axios.com/2025/08/26/a...
AI is already taking jobs away from entry-level workers
Software and customer service are most at risk right now and could be the canary in the coal mine.
www.axios.com
September 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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October 31, 2024 at 2:14 PM