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that Heph guy (IRL issues, expect slow responses)
@pandaemonium.observer
Au ra, WoW, NPCs, and fanfic. 18+ only.
Also MCH yappery.
My partners: @ephemeraljustice.etheirys.social @risenchrom.bsky.social
Varian and Hephaistos enjoyer.
Scalie--ask me about my sona!
icon by @aurelius101.bsky.social
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I'm highconcept (he/him), an older trans guy. I'm WELL over 18 and uncomfortable interacting with anyone who's not.

I'm currently on break from FFXIV so there won't be much gameplay/screenshots from that, but expect to see chatter about WoW and other games, including my OCs!
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When people say "There weren't many women in palaeontology/palaeoart in the 19 & 20th century" they pretend that women in the Central & East Europe did not exist, despite ladies ruling the show in that corner of the world for a century.
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Fit so bright we had to throw on shades 😎

Shine with your #MogMonday looks below!
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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My OCs are a load bearing structure for my mental health.
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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I am kind of sitting here mouth agape as I realize that the thing that really got eight Democrats to cave was a provision which provides backdoor criminal and civil immunity to them personally by making it functionally impossible to ever investigate the Senate
read the actual bill text and this is quite literally a provision designed solely to impede civil and criminal investigations into United States Senators and their staff. www.appropriations.senate.gov/imo/media/do...
www.appropriations.senate.gov
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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knight's adage ⚔️
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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pronoun selection separate from anything like your choice of "body type" or your character's voice. none of these things should be tied to any of the other.

body sliders to adjust all proportions. options for flat chests or breasts and anything in between and I'm not kidding.
November 11, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Emissary of the Cuntvocation of the Fourteen

#gposensfw #ffxivlewds #themis #elidibus
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Unironically savage should be completely unlocked in the .5 patch that it releases or on the launch of the following patch.

Savage in 7.2? Then it should be unlocked in 7.25 or in 7.3 launch.

Waiting 38 weeks for it to unlock is absurd.
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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good news, i love you anyway. all the mess and fuss of you. all the stray hairs and uneven smiles. i love your laugh and your sigh and the way you sing along with the music. it's all lovable. it feels so good to love you.
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Look at this Jasper I got by @khadobe.bsky.social !

#ArtforPach
December 30, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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His Monday best

#art #sketch #nabriales
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Do you guys want a pretty tiger kemono adopt because 👇
put up another bust adopt at my shop! this time a tiger girl based off of my Malay culture: ko-fi.com/s/80b6bc2b85

##artbyelio #adoptable
November 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
have you seen him?

now you have!

(four ffxiv screenshots of a male Xaela au ra with custom scales in various outfits and locations. he is staring directly at the camera in every picture. he doesn't look like he knows how to smile.)
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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HOW DARE YOU DDOS US WHILE I'M BEING GAY WITH MY HUSBAND
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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waow, ddos. relevant pf description attached
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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undermine(d)'s ost so good its going up against the likes of Kpop:DH and Sinners UR GOING OUT WITH A BANGER JASTOR F TO A REAL ONE
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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if you're about to make content of a character you actually hate - reconsider! don't bother! i actually maybe don't want to feel like somebody is saying 'here's your slop, loser'.

or at the very least don't CAPTION THE WORK WITH YOUR LOATHING?
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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Cms 🌕
November 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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🔞

Gravy’s got Some needs, y’know, like a normal succubus would,

#offensetrain #nsfwart #ocnsfw #ffxivnsfw
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM