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local artsy journalism fag
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squarshed by mooncake's immeasurable heft
January 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Chat gpt is down? Oh no… you’ll have to… write your own things… consume actual work to find inspiration… the horrors…
January 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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they made it
January 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Netflix needs to release a sexy thriller series that slips some basic civic education into each episode
January 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Remember the end of The Lion King when the hyenas realize Scar lied to them to secure power so they eat him?

Thinking about that a lot for no particular reason.
January 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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January 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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White-tailed deer blep. It must be rough finding food at this time of year, especially with snow on the ground.
January 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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americans please take note of your duties as laid out in the declaration of independence.
January 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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protect our children and their sensitive minds <3
January 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Love Greenday. Great Music.
January 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
January 22, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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ITS MLEMSDAY MY DUDES!! 👅👅

let’s see your mlems + bleps 👇
January 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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good morning to you too
January 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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In 2020, it became apparent that a lot of people had been asleep in science class.

Well, in 2025, it’s become quite apparent that they slept through history class, too.

#Resist
January 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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dont quit ur dayjob lil man... 🤭
January 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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His reaction to every tragedy explained
January 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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da baby :3
January 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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i am so frightened for what our future holds
January 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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In an undated photo, the late great Johnny Cash is seen giving a “socially awkward” peace sign.
January 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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In case you need it, here are the parameters for a salute vs. a non-salute.
January 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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update from the grocery store where something seems to be seriously wrong as prices remain the same
January 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM