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DM. Retired skeleton, Programmer, bad comedian #dnd #ttrpg #berserk #gamedev PantsAreOffensive

He/him ❤️💛💙🌈
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I never seed my torrents. Haven’t since the protocol was invented.

Sorry about it.
October 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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There are many people whose lives are so much better for having you in it.

Remember that. You are important, and you are loved.
October 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
To anyone feeling down may I suggest lifting heavy things and putting them down instead
October 17, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Looks like Grindr crashed in AZ
September 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
are you a group chat person or a "copy and paste the same message to many people" like me?
September 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
We baking bread
September 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Pumpkin spice everything slaps hard.

Stop being a child and accept it.

#punpkinspice
August 31, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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Finally decided to see what the MCR drama was. I was worried something bad happened but it was a case of MAGA cultists somehow thinking the punk band founded by a bisexual nonbinary vocalist would be sensitive to their ideology. Confusing but extremely funny, very pleased about the situation
July 18, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Rereading the WoT and got to the point that Lan turned down Nynaeve. Always breaks my heart
July 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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I really don’t want to read about Congressional Democrats having sex
July 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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they have pictures of you guys in here
July 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
My cat is such a drama queen.
June 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
My cat at the vet today
June 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Nickleback gets too much hate and Coldplay doesn’t get enough
June 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Would transformers get health insurance or auto insurance?
May 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I woke up out of a dead sleep to sculpt.
April 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Without downloading an any pics, where are you mentally
April 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
They put the candy crush guy in charge of discord?

Gg discord it’s been fun
April 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
April 22, 2025 at 10:45 AM
People that take cold showers are fools. Fight me with your cold ass muscles.

Hot shower gang.
April 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Took a little too much edibles and hate to lay down for 3 minutes to recover.

Somehow this is less socially acceptable than getting blackout drunk.
March 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Is this a thirst trap?
March 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I am turning into a pen slut.
March 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM