Pants Macabre
@pantsmacabre.bsky.social
Red Panda cursed to live as a human by a witch (but like a sexy witch) AuDHD but don’t like to show off 💅🏼 Trans rights 5eva ❤️ LDN 🇬🇧
Ant and Dec: *breathe*
The I’m a Celeb crew:
The I’m a Celeb crew:
a man in a suit sits in front of a crowd of people
ALT: a man in a suit sits in front of a crowd of people
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Ant and Dec: *breathe*
The I’m a Celeb crew:
The I’m a Celeb crew:
Why are all birthday cards either:
‘To my sweetest, most beautiful love – you are pure sunshine wrapped in stardust and gold and I worship you as the ocean worships the sand’
Or:
‘Fuck me you’re old and everyone thinks you smell like shit. Hurry up and die you disgusting alcoholic slag’
‘To my sweetest, most beautiful love – you are pure sunshine wrapped in stardust and gold and I worship you as the ocean worships the sand’
Or:
‘Fuck me you’re old and everyone thinks you smell like shit. Hurry up and die you disgusting alcoholic slag’
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Why are all birthday cards either:
‘To my sweetest, most beautiful love – you are pure sunshine wrapped in stardust and gold and I worship you as the ocean worships the sand’
Or:
‘Fuck me you’re old and everyone thinks you smell like shit. Hurry up and die you disgusting alcoholic slag’
‘To my sweetest, most beautiful love – you are pure sunshine wrapped in stardust and gold and I worship you as the ocean worships the sand’
Or:
‘Fuck me you’re old and everyone thinks you smell like shit. Hurry up and die you disgusting alcoholic slag’
I made mini me visuals for our performance tonight at Pride, and I am actually obsessed.
November 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I made mini me visuals for our performance tonight at Pride, and I am actually obsessed.
If you feel like you voted for Labour and got Reform, time to join @zackpolanski.bsky.social and the Green Party.
Don’t be taken in by the right wing smears, today’s Green Party is passionate, intelligent, and honest. They have consistently impressed me.
Don’t be taken in by the right wing smears, today’s Green Party is passionate, intelligent, and honest. They have consistently impressed me.
“on article 8 of the ECHR in particular the right to family life ..we want to constrain in legislation the way that that is applied in immigration cases” Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood tells Sky’s Trevor Philips
Who would have imagined we would ever hear this from a Labour government
Who would have imagined we would ever hear this from a Labour government
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
If you feel like you voted for Labour and got Reform, time to join @zackpolanski.bsky.social and the Green Party.
Don’t be taken in by the right wing smears, today’s Green Party is passionate, intelligent, and honest. They have consistently impressed me.
Don’t be taken in by the right wing smears, today’s Green Party is passionate, intelligent, and honest. They have consistently impressed me.
If only Brianna hadn’t been able to look at her phone smh
On Brianna's 19th birthday, this morning I joined @cheshirepcc.bsky.social and the Brianna Ghey Legacy Project Phone Free Education campaign at the launch at Jodrell Bank of a new £150k initiative to make Cheshire the first county in the UK where ALL state high schools have lockable phone pouches.
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
If only Brianna hadn’t been able to look at her phone smh
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Róisín Murphy is a nazi
October 27, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Róisín Murphy is a nazi
‘Racist does not think fellow racist is racist’
“The Reform UK Ltd leader said he did not think the comments by Runcorn MP Sarah Pochin were racist.” 😡
Farage ‘unhappy’ but ‘understood’ Pochin comments
The Reform UK Ltd leader said he did not think the comments by Runcorn MP Sarah Pochin were racist
northwestbylines.co.uk
October 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
‘Racist does not think fellow racist is racist’
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When we said we don't intend to be concerned or disappointed by the Labour Government - we intend to replace them, we meant it.
Yougov have Labours lowest poll ever and Greens highest ever.
Keep going everybody.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Yougov have Labours lowest poll ever and Greens highest ever.
Keep going everybody.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Our latest Westminster voting intention (26-27 Oct) has Labour on their lowest figure ever recorded by YouGov, with the Greens on their highest
Reform UK: 27% (+1 from 19-20 Oct)
Labour: 17% (-3)
Conservatives: 17% (=)
Greens: 16% (+1)
Lib Dems: 15% (=)
SNP: 3% (-1)
yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
Reform UK: 27% (+1 from 19-20 Oct)
Labour: 17% (-3)
Conservatives: 17% (=)
Greens: 16% (+1)
Lib Dems: 15% (=)
SNP: 3% (-1)
yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
October 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
When we said we don't intend to be concerned or disappointed by the Labour Government - we intend to replace them, we meant it.
Yougov have Labours lowest poll ever and Greens highest ever.
Keep going everybody.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Yougov have Labours lowest poll ever and Greens highest ever.
Keep going everybody.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
The cashier at Barnardo’s just wished me a Merry Christmas. Is that 112 or 999 do we think?
October 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The cashier at Barnardo’s just wished me a Merry Christmas. Is that 112 or 999 do we think?
Giving up p*rn because honestly who needs it when videos of Zack Polanski eviscerating right wing talking heads are free and plentiful?
October 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Giving up p*rn because honestly who needs it when videos of Zack Polanski eviscerating right wing talking heads are free and plentiful?
Shameless plug for my fellow Londoners, because I’m told it’s selling well but I’m a paranoid little bean.
October 22, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Shameless plug for my fellow Londoners, because I’m told it’s selling well but I’m a paranoid little bean.
Spent my evening writing the play by play for my Halloween quiz/murder mystery double event and I’m unbearably smug about some of these puzzles 🧙🏻♀️
October 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Spent my evening writing the play by play for my Halloween quiz/murder mystery double event and I’m unbearably smug about some of these puzzles 🧙🏻♀️
Carole Malone asking Zack Polanski, a Jewish man, how he would even know what a nazi is. Give me fucking strength.
October 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Carole Malone asking Zack Polanski, a Jewish man, how he would even know what a nazi is. Give me fucking strength.
Apropos of nothing, here’s your regular reminder that smugly commenting ‘who?’ on a post about a celebrity is the social media equivalent of walking into a room of strangers, pooing yourself and moonwalking back out.
October 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Apropos of nothing, here’s your regular reminder that smugly commenting ‘who?’ on a post about a celebrity is the social media equivalent of walking into a room of strangers, pooing yourself and moonwalking back out.
oh my god they weren’t roommates
🚨Dan and Phil confirm they’ve been in a relationship for almost 16 years.
October 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
oh my god they weren’t roommates
Going through a cruise bar darkroom but pretending it’s a scare attraction
October 16, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Going through a cruise bar darkroom but pretending it’s a scare attraction
Through a heady and frustrating mix of circumstance and my own idiocy, I have not taken my antidepressant or ADHD meds in 3 days, and I’m ready to throw hands at anyone who so much as breathes in my direction.
October 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Through a heady and frustrating mix of circumstance and my own idiocy, I have not taken my antidepressant or ADHD meds in 3 days, and I’m ready to throw hands at anyone who so much as breathes in my direction.
If you think it’s ok to cut directly in front of me on a narrow pavement only to walk SLOWER THAN I WAS ALREADY GOING I reserve the right to kick the backs of your shoes until you get the fuck out of my way
October 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
If you think it’s ok to cut directly in front of me on a narrow pavement only to walk SLOWER THAN I WAS ALREADY GOING I reserve the right to kick the backs of your shoes until you get the fuck out of my way
Raffi wanted to drive the bus
October 9, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Raffi wanted to drive the bus
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Pretty surreal to be named by Time as one of the worlds influential rising stars!
This is our recognition. The movement we're building together.
Join us: join.greenparty.org.uk
This is our recognition. The movement we're building together.
Join us: join.greenparty.org.uk
🎉 Green Party leader @zackpolanski.bsky.social has been included in this year’s Time100 Next list, an annual list naming the 100 leaders shaping the future of business, entertainment, sports, politics, health, science and activism.
September 30, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Pretty surreal to be named by Time as one of the worlds influential rising stars!
This is our recognition. The movement we're building together.
Join us: join.greenparty.org.uk
This is our recognition. The movement we're building together.
Join us: join.greenparty.org.uk
My mum is such a gift.
September 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
My mum is such a gift.
Call me an old sentimental but I miss the days when war criminals faced repercussions and not promotions.
September 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Call me an old sentimental but I miss the days when war criminals faced repercussions and not promotions.
My little homosexual heart
September 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
My little homosexual heart
Lidl here with an incredibly disappointing fruit to fibre ratio. First pour I genuinely believed we’d accidentally bought bran flakes, or that contents may have settled during transit. No such luck.
September 24, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Lidl here with an incredibly disappointing fruit to fibre ratio. First pour I genuinely believed we’d accidentally bought bran flakes, or that contents may have settled during transit. No such luck.