Pants Shaton
@pantsshaton.bsky.social
PHM. Invented the term PHM.
Official biggest fud on Hearts Twitter
De facto biggest fud on Hearts BlueSky
Dislike Hibs and fascists. Especially Hibs fascists.
Official biggest fud on Hearts Twitter
De facto biggest fud on Hearts BlueSky
Dislike Hibs and fascists. Especially Hibs fascists.
Well done Edinburgh
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Well done Edinburgh
What the fuck did we expect?
November 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
What the fuck did we expect?
I say this as a pervert who loves the Rosebery strip but I love this Hearts top, the different badge, everything. Beautiful.
November 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I say this as a pervert who loves the Rosebery strip but I love this Hearts top, the different badge, everything. Beautiful.
I think I’ve worked out why the world is going to shit.
Not enough dicks.
Not enough dicks.
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I think I’ve worked out why the world is going to shit.
Not enough dicks.
Not enough dicks.
This is, genuinely, mine. Not as funny as yours though
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This is, genuinely, mine. Not as funny as yours though
Has a sentence in the English language ever required quotation marks more than this one?
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Has a sentence in the English language ever required quotation marks more than this one?
An all-timer in the social media hall of fame
November 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
An all-timer in the social media hall of fame
More funding for our state schools and less Hibs!
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
More funding for our state schools and less Hibs!
He got very upset about getting called a fat, bald, weegie cunt.
So fair play to Joe Savage for coming back to Edinburgh
So fair play to Joe Savage for coming back to Edinburgh
November 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
He got very upset about getting called a fat, bald, weegie cunt.
So fair play to Joe Savage for coming back to Edinburgh
So fair play to Joe Savage for coming back to Edinburgh
What the actual fuck?!
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
What the actual fuck?!
MARJORIE TRAITOR GREEN!!!
November 16, 2025 at 9:42 AM
MARJORIE TRAITOR GREEN!!!
Smoking cigars in a football stadium
November 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Smoking cigars in a football stadium