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Pants Shaton

@pantsshaton.bsky.social

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PHM. Invented the term PHM. Official biggest fud on Hearts Twitter De facto biggest fud on Hearts BlueSky Dislike Hibs and fascists. Especially Hibs fascists.

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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 10h

I make no apology for demanding we hump Hibs senseless. I grew to expect it from the JJ era onwards - the absence of a 4 goal margin since 2012 is shameful.

Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 10h

It’s just because I despise the vile hun who manages us 😂

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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 10h

The scenes at that goal haven’t been witnessed at Tynecastle for a long, long time. Proper cuddling strangers and falling into another row stuff.

Wonderful.

Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 10h

What was everyone doing last Saturday night?

Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 7d

THAT CROSS
THAT GOAL
THOSE SCENES

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The Onion @theonion.com · 11h

Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex https://theonion.com/planned-parenthood-opens-8-billion-abortionplex-1819572640/

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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 12h

RIP

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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1d

Ha ha

Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe it was. But it’s fucking unreal

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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1d

Gerrard is a drooling fucking moron. Bloom may as well start splashing the Champions League money now if ‘Rangers’ go for him.

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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1d

There’s no greater disconnect than how good a Topkapi doner tastes and how bad a photo of it looks.

This was my Halkett-enhanced dining experience from last Saturday 🤤

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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1d

Fingers crossed that Rangers go for Gerrard.

Comical.

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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1d

Who the fuck was getting a Samsuns doner? Topkapi is 3 Michelin Star material.

That gas explosion that closed it down for 3 years was (objectively) worse than the Covid pandemic

Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1d

a man is standing in front of a wall with the words `` ice ice baby '' on it .

ALT: a man is standing in front of a wall with the words `` ice ice baby '' on it .

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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1d

😢

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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1d

Sexy MF

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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1d

Saw Super Furry Animals there - unbelievable

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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1d

Jaffa cake was better - proper indie club

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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1d

Some top tunes. Takes me back to Gaia around 1999

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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1d

I’m more of a cunt that him though.

Imagine the love child of James Corden and Bono

Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1d

I mean, I’m in a Brewdog bar now - the Coldplay of pubs.

Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1d

The bar is soulless as fuck and I can’t see how the upper tier cinema seats can work with the bar downstairs. It’s mental that a cinema can’t survive in a student town - that’s youngsters for you.

Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1d

Just been to that St Andrews Tiger Woods / Timberlake pub that used to be the cinema

RIP the cinema - surprised you liked that @davidbastin12.bsky.social - it was very sterile and touristy

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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1d

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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks guys. My legion of loyal followers have come to expect the highest standard of accuracy from my posts.

Hopefully neither Hearts Standard nor I have suffered too much reputational damage from this.