Pants Shaton
@pantsshaton.bsky.social
PHM. Invented the term PHM.
Official biggest fud on Hearts Twitter
De facto biggest fud on Hearts BlueSky
Dislike Hibs and fascists. Especially Hibs fascists.
Official biggest fud on Hearts Twitter
De facto biggest fud on Hearts BlueSky
Dislike Hibs and fascists. Especially Hibs fascists.
I can’t fucking stand referees fucking about for minutes before corners and freekicks are taken.
When did it become their job to pre-referee these?
Let them take the kicks and then give the foul. It takes up so much of matches these days.
When did it become their job to pre-referee these?
Let them take the kicks and then give the foul. It takes up so much of matches these days.
November 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I can’t fucking stand referees fucking about for minutes before corners and freekicks are taken.
When did it become their job to pre-referee these?
Let them take the kicks and then give the foul. It takes up so much of matches these days.
When did it become their job to pre-referee these?
Let them take the kicks and then give the foul. It takes up so much of matches these days.
A decent mid-table clash this
November 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
A decent mid-table clash this
I can’t help think Hibs might have had a chance today if their fans had turned out in numbers
November 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I can’t help think Hibs might have had a chance today if their fans had turned out in numbers
Well done Edinburgh
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Well done Edinburgh
Hilarious to hear Sutton talk about Scales’ arm being ‘by his side’
Bias is a powerful thing
Bias is a powerful thing
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Hilarious to hear Sutton talk about Scales’ arm being ‘by his side’
Bias is a powerful thing
Bias is a powerful thing
What the fuck did we expect?
November 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
What the fuck did we expect?
My posting is held to William Morris standards. They are either useful or beautiful. Often both.
Bluesky isn’t about popularity, it’s about gathering all 17 William Morris lovers together in a single online location!
November 30, 2025 at 8:05 AM
My posting is held to William Morris standards. They are either useful or beautiful. Often both.
Reposted by Pants Shaton
Motherwell played pretty football but lacked a cutting edge. Hearts grim 1st half, much better 2nd, but also lacked cutting edge upfront. Braga needs a break & Findlay needs emptied.. please stop playing Milne on the right
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Motherwell played pretty football but lacked a cutting edge. Hearts grim 1st half, much better 2nd, but also lacked cutting edge upfront. Braga needs a break & Findlay needs emptied.. please stop playing Milne on the right
‘Motherwell can’t make superiority count’ BBC headline
🤔
Identical xG (I’m a fan of that today)
It was absolutely a fair result.
🤔
Identical xG (I’m a fan of that today)
It was absolutely a fair result.
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
‘Motherwell can’t make superiority count’ BBC headline
🤔
Identical xG (I’m a fan of that today)
It was absolutely a fair result.
🤔
Identical xG (I’m a fan of that today)
It was absolutely a fair result.
A draw today is solid 3rd place form.
Findlay is horrendous - has become abundantly clear as our form has dipped
Anyone who doesn’t realise Beni is our best player…
Findlay is horrendous - has become abundantly clear as our form has dipped
Anyone who doesn’t realise Beni is our best player…
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
A draw today is solid 3rd place form.
Findlay is horrendous - has become abundantly clear as our form has dipped
Anyone who doesn’t realise Beni is our best player…
Findlay is horrendous - has become abundantly clear as our form has dipped
Anyone who doesn’t realise Beni is our best player…
Findlay is wank. Needs emptied
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Findlay is wank. Needs emptied
That Clancy is one of the most punchable faces in Scottish football.
Also, Hearts attacking at 46:45 and he blows for half time with a MINIMUM 2 minutes injury time. Would never happen with the old firm.
Also, Hearts attacking at 46:45 and he blows for half time with a MINIMUM 2 minutes injury time. Would never happen with the old firm.
November 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
That Clancy is one of the most punchable faces in Scottish football.
Also, Hearts attacking at 46:45 and he blows for half time with a MINIMUM 2 minutes injury time. Would never happen with the old firm.
Also, Hearts attacking at 46:45 and he blows for half time with a MINIMUM 2 minutes injury time. Would never happen with the old firm.
Reposted by Pants Shaton
Hearts make4️⃣changes to face Motherwell
➡️Shankland, Spittal, Kingsley and Halkett
⬅️Kabore, Magnusson, Steinwedner and Kent
➡️Shankland, Spittal, Kingsley and Halkett
⬅️Kabore, Magnusson, Steinwedner and Kent
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Hearts make4️⃣changes to face Motherwell
➡️Shankland, Spittal, Kingsley and Halkett
⬅️Kabore, Magnusson, Steinwedner and Kent
➡️Shankland, Spittal, Kingsley and Halkett
⬅️Kabore, Magnusson, Steinwedner and Kent
I see Naisy and his halfwit crew on their football programme have ‘Greggsy’ as the best SPL keeper over Craig Gordon.
Confirmation that management may not be the game for Naismith.
I’m sure Craig will be consoled by the superior trophy haul and two-fold greater collection of Scotland caps
Confirmation that management may not be the game for Naismith.
I’m sure Craig will be consoled by the superior trophy haul and two-fold greater collection of Scotland caps
November 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I see Naisy and his halfwit crew on their football programme have ‘Greggsy’ as the best SPL keeper over Craig Gordon.
Confirmation that management may not be the game for Naismith.
I’m sure Craig will be consoled by the superior trophy haul and two-fold greater collection of Scotland caps
Confirmation that management may not be the game for Naismith.
I’m sure Craig will be consoled by the superior trophy haul and two-fold greater collection of Scotland caps
Got a song for the Ultras:
He’s Tom
He’s Bent
His goals are heaven sent
He’s Magnusson, Magnusson
He’s Tom
He’s Bent
His goals are heaven sent
He’s Magnusson, Magnusson
🔁 Replacing Beni
➡️ Crashing the box
🇺🇸 USA spell
❌ Move to England falling through
Tomas Magnusson on learning at Hearts and his journey in football | @sked21.bsky.social
➡️ Crashing the box
🇺🇸 USA spell
❌ Move to England falling through
Tomas Magnusson on learning at Hearts and his journey in football | @sked21.bsky.social
How Tomas Magnusson's move to England fell through, USA spell and his Hearts demands
The Icelandic midfielder has had quite the journey in his football career despite only turning 23 a few months ago.
www.heartsstandard.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Got a song for the Ultras:
He’s Tom
He’s Bent
His goals are heaven sent
He’s Magnusson, Magnusson
He’s Tom
He’s Bent
His goals are heaven sent
He’s Magnusson, Magnusson
HORTZ!
South Queensferry before the road bridge, early-1960s. Pic: IRJ Woods Collection
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 AM
HORTZ!
I say this as a pervert who loves the Rosebery strip but I love this Hearts top, the different badge, everything. Beautiful.
November 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I say this as a pervert who loves the Rosebery strip but I love this Hearts top, the different badge, everything. Beautiful.
Is Findlay a key player?
I’m starting to wonder if he’s a bit shit but, then again, I don’t really know anything about football.
I’m starting to wonder if he’s a bit shit but, then again, I don’t really know anything about football.
Who starts for Hearts at Motherwell?
@sked21.bsky.social picks out three line-up questions:
♦️ The surprise key player?
♦️ Who partners Shankland?
♦️ Does Borchgrevink start?
@sked21.bsky.social picks out three line-up questions:
♦️ The surprise key player?
♦️ Who partners Shankland?
♦️ Does Borchgrevink start?
Three key Hearts line-up questions v Motherwell: Key player, strike duo, right-back
Hearts will look to get back to winning ways at Fir Park on Saturday.
onlrl.co
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Is Findlay a key player?
I’m starting to wonder if he’s a bit shit but, then again, I don’t really know anything about football.
I’m starting to wonder if he’s a bit shit but, then again, I don’t really know anything about football.
Seeing maroon (Gorgie as F**k)
Listen and make your own on Suno.
suno.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I think I’ve worked out why the world is going to shit.
Not enough dicks.
Not enough dicks.
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I think I’ve worked out why the world is going to shit.
Not enough dicks.
Not enough dicks.
Does anyone know much about the high school continence status of that new Raith Rovers manager?
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Does anyone know much about the high school continence status of that new Raith Rovers manager?
I’ve acquired a Time Machine and access to one of IJ’s posts from 15:01 GMT this Saturday
Switched it off. Absolutely fucking diabolical
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I’ve acquired a Time Machine and access to one of IJ’s posts from 15:01 GMT this Saturday